DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

I know the topic of Phil's retarded fashion sense comes up a lot. But one piece of clothing that I think he pulls off well is that flat cap he wore a couple of times when the hat streak was a thing. Mostly because those types of hats are made for fat middle aged losers who are trying to look distinguished. If he dressed like a fat middle aged nerd he'd look a lot better

Wrong. Phil isn't fat and he isn't into nerd shit. Moron!

 

[BScCollateral]

You have to want to get banned for them to do something

I believe the History of Everything channel had a video blocked for discussing how the Nazis attempted to censor All Quiet on the Western Front. The irony of YouTube censoring a video about Nazi censorship should not be missed by anyone.

YouTube is censored by AI, or by people who might as well be AI.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Wouldn't it make more sense for YouTube to just ban his ass and never have to deal with him? Are the money he is bringing in via the retards who pay him that good?

A lot of shit goes under the radar that YouTube should get rid of but either don't know or don't care about. Naked And Laughing is someone who gets my rage bubbling over nearly as much as Phil because she says the most heinous shit about people. I'm pretty sure she streams on YouTube. There was Adrastia who killed her grandmother and ran around being a homeless whore. How many nonce-style creators get exposed for kid fiddling and don't even get banned? All these Content Farms with AI videos funneling money to some shitskin who doesn't care who watches as long as it gets views. I really don't get where the line is drawn.
Hell, I'm not a content creator and I say terrible shit about trannies and fags and YT shadowbanned me from chatting in streams.
I'll say this. Kick is the only platform I think Phil belongs. You have the most reprehensible people on IP2 going around and bothering people. I think Phil is the same level of Scumbaggery.

 

[Whaler]

DSP is the only Youtuber that I know who insists on converting Youtube memberships directly into cold, hard cash. Literally every other Youtuber would just thank the guy for the gifted memberships, and move the fuck on.

It's actually funny that you mention this. During his last gaming marathon (the one with KCD2) he actually claimed that having to make sure superchats and donations were legit is something that all streamers have to do on Youtube because people are "exploiting a bug that he told Youtube about but they refuse to fix." He thinks everybody on Youtube is stopping their games during their streams for 10 to 15 minutes at a time everytime some new person gives money in some form to make sure it's USD and not a cheaper currency.

 

[Love Is Blue]

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"Full playthrough" lol

did jayde draw that?

 

[neger psykolog]

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did y'all niggas not even realize the deeper level of humor in all of this? the only video on the fucking channel is a fucking "hair tricks" video:

khet and subaruman officially in argentinian shambles

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Oh my god... Guys, can we get 1 dollar?! One dollar?!"

A single dollar? From someone?

"Phil is employed! Stop spreading misinformation, he's not akin to a street beggar," sisters... I don't feel so good.

Had alt in the background and I couldn't believe my ears lmao, it wasn't even 1 sub, kick or youtube, but 1 whole dollar... How can we ever recover from this kek?

 

[Urusei Baktsura]

The make or break is if you can be inside of his Discord that is both real and not real. Currently we are back at "There's no Discord with my mods." After having a few months of "Why wouldn't I have a discord?" With the Kino Casino guys. I give it another 4 months. He'll do some planned thing with his mods. And when chat calls him out he'll say he never denied the Discord server again.

 

[Comma]

And this annoying autist is constantly sending $1 tips as well, "recommending" games every time.

EDIT:
channel btw: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFnuD9UkEo5wFd36EcalX8A (nothing interesting to see, though)

This autist is back again, begging DSP to play shitty games:

Another pre-stream dedicated to DSP waiting for people "tipping" him games to play.

 

[neger psykolog]

 

[plattschwanz]

I like how the weeb retard wants him to play one of those Dangint Granpa games when DSP spent a considerable time calling that one title of the series he indeed played a couple of years ago disgusting and abhorrent because of the flirty inventor girl.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

I like how the weeb retard wants him to play one of those Dangint Granpa games when DSP spent a considerable time calling that one title of the series he indeed played a couple of years ago disgusting and abhorrent because of the flirty inventor girl.

If I didn't know this was a weeb retard, I would have pegged the individual as a tipping dentractor who wanted Dave to play a game that
-Is a strategy game, which even as piss easy as it is would still be too much for Dave unless he puts it on supreme baby mode
-Has a board game thing that is somewhat reliant on RNG
-Is really fucking long and would most likely end up missing goals frequently unless a whale mary comes in
-Has a character who is a greedy fuck and is willing to demean himself so long as he gets an extra shekel, much like Dave himself
-Has multiple openly perverted characters of both sexes, where we'll see him having no problem with the dudes but flip the fuck out with the ladies
-Has a route where people treat the main character like a cult leader and do increasingly sexual things for him to the point where the Switch release's two censored CGs are present here
Just to name a few things.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

lol why's he asking phil to play a game with "girls" in the title.
he's a mature married style adult whos definitely not gay

 

[LieLieFyre]

Someone tell him to play Roadcraft. I wanna see him struggle with the controls and tell stories about how he and his friends were totally buff and shirtless construction workers and had a ton of cute guys girls catcalling them.

 

[Fapcop]

"Phil is employed! Stop spreading misinformation, he's not akin to a street beggar," sisters... I don't feel so good.

Had alt in the background and I couldn't believe my ears lmao, it wasn't even 1 sub, kick or youtube, but 1 whole dollar... How can we ever recover from this kek?

God, imagine being DSP. Every morning you wake up, play a game that you hate, and harass retards for pocket change.

Every day you get up, you know you have to pull in at least one hundred dollars to just stay afloat. If the tips, for whatever reason, stop coming it’s just.., Over. No savings, no job, no pension. Nothing. You get sloshed on gin in the evening and pull some gacha to take your mind off the stress.

Watch your fat wife huff sushi and worry about the day her health problems and laziness prevents her from working and becoming yet another millstone around your neck.

The last thing on your mind as you lay in bed and hear your horse snore from the other room, are bills. And tips. What if the detractors get your YouTube account banned tomorrow? Kick? Fuck, you really don’t want to stream tomorrow. Day Ahf can’t come soon enough.

And then the next day, you get to do it all over again.

Tbh, I’d probably guzzle gin and pull gacha too if I were DSP.

What a shitty life.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

God, imagine being DSP. Every morning you wake up, play a game that you hate, and harass retards for pocket change.

Every day you get up, you know you have to pull in at least one hundred dollars to just stay afloat. If the tips, for whatever reason, stop coming it’s just.., Over. No savings, no job, no pension. Nothing. You get sloshed on gin in the evening and pull some gacha to take your mind off the stress.

Watch your fat wife huff sushi and worry about the day her health problems and laziness prevents her from working and becoming yet another millstone around your neck.

The last thing on your mind as you lay in bed and hear your horse snore from the other room, are bills. And tips. What if the detractors get your YouTube account banned tomorrow? Kick? Fuck, you really don’t want to stream tomorrow. Day Ahf can’t come soon enough.

And then the next day, you get to do it all over again.

Tbh, I’d probably guzzle gin and pull gacha too if I were DSP.

What a shitty life.

And even worse are the dents compelled to give Phil hundreds every week

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

He might have actually banned a legit long-time Argentinian fan, while insulting him for being Argentinian.

Sweet! I was wondering when DSP would be racist towards Hispanics again!

 

[neger psykolog]

God, imagine being DSP. Every morning you wake up, play a game that you hate, and harass retards for pocket change.

Every day you get up, you know you have to pull in at least one hundred dollars to just stay afloat. If the tips, for whatever reason, stop coming it’s just.., Over. No savings, no job, no pension. Nothing. You get sloshed on gin in the evening and pull some gacha to take your mind off the stress.

Watch your fat wife huff sushi and worry about the day her health problems and laziness prevents her from working and becoming yet another millstone around your neck.

The last thing on your mind as you lay in bed and hear your horse snore from the other room, are bills. And tips. What if the detractors get your YouTube account banned tomorrow? Kick? Fuck, you really don’t want to stream tomorrow. Day Ahf can’t come soon enough.

And then the next day, you get to do it all over again.

Tbh, I’d probably guzzle gin and pull gacha too if I were DSP.

What a shitty life.

Hey you forgot: DSP isn't depressed because he says he isn't and Phil would never, ever lie to anyone.
Just look at how happy he is in this video from just 2 days ago!

Just you guys watch, DSP is a happy person and he is on the up and up, any day now KGhaleon the horse fucker and Derish the wacky autistic side character are going to return and once he gets his buddies back on board Leanna is going to burst through door and make him smile again!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Hey you forgot: DSP isn't depressed because he says he isn't and Phil would never, ever lie to anyone.
Just look at how happy he is in this video from just 2 days ago!
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Just you guys watch, DSP is a happy person and he is on the up and up, any day now KGhaleon the horse fucker and Derish the wacky autistic side character are going to return and once he gets his buddies back on board Leanna is going to burst through door and make him smile again!

is it just me or are his eyes drifting further apart. like his face is melting

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil "I'm not supported by 3 people" Burnell

Received $120/$180 he got from the day stream from 2 dents