Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%
  • Total voters
    353
John Andrews Stan said:
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Hmmmm. That brings us back to Elissa.
 
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W@rui said:
Viagra with molly and cocaine.

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It's amazing this faggot hasn't had a heart attack. 3 drugs that increase blood pressure and heart rate. According to him, fucked April while she was dry till she bled all over the sheets, so he probably used this drug cocktail. No way he was sober while doing this as he had to use a balldo to even pleasure his our wife.
 
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Oxyjen said:
An hour to go and there’s already more than 200 in the chat.
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I bet Nick is going to be in the chat begging to be on stream so he can yell at Gabe.

Vibralldo said:
Nick having no chance of winning something hasn't stopped Nick before

He also doesn't care about Kayla, just revenge on Aaron
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Nick just wants to make Aaron spend money he doesn’t have.
 
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
Let's be honest here, chokeslamming children is actually pretty fun.
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Actually a good point. I could imagine drunk Rekieta roughhousing with one of his younger children in the waiting room of some quack merchant's parlour, breaking furniture and the Chinese receptionist throwing them out, including Kayla wrapped in a soiled bath towel, holding her stripper pumps and 5 ounces of fishnet clothing to her chest.
 
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Right as the journalistic beatdown is about to start, Nick's big move is to... call in help from the Ralphamale. El caballería de Mérida.
All that Ralph is doing is repeating the same stuff that you guys already found from Nick's vaguepost, about how one of the kids who was covered in the An Open Secret documentary maybe has a screwed-up life and might be coping with it poorly.

Makes sense to me that someone who went through that might be a bit damaged by it. But the assertion is that Gabe must be making it all up just to defame the kid? We're just supposed to assume that Gabe is randomly lying because he's an evil supervillain?

I don't see how this really has any bearing on Gabe Hoffman's conduct.

And even if it did, it has nothing to do with whatever Nick might have done, and whatever Gabe might have found out about.
If some gay pedophile serial killer rapist retard catches you beating your kid, and if he's got the mall security camera footage to prove it, it doesn't matter what the fuck his own problems are. He's caught you. That's the point.

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But I guess that's not all.
Nick is also projecting his gay inclinations onto Josh again, and throwing in random hashtags like he's a wine aunt in 2012.
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And he's giving one of his sock accounts a good workout. Just taking a shot at Gabe. Not trying to defend Nick's own conduct.
Gabe could have fucked up his licenses, embezzled the entire budget of the state of Montana, lost an entire neighborhood of houses to foreclosure, driven drunk through a crowd of kittens—but if he's got evidence against Nick, then he's got the fucking evidence.
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Seriously, look at this account's other posts. It only talks about Nick's issues, taking Nick's side, writing in Nick's exact voice. Otherwise, the account goes completely inactive for months on end. (posts)

And last of all, he's priming you to just blanketly disbelieve whatever you hear tonight. Because... uh...
Because it's all lies! It's ludicrous! It's absurd! IT'S NAWT TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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He apparently can't make any better argument than that.

Edit: I tried archiving once a while ago and it didn't work, so I think I just gave up and forgot about it after that. Sowwy.
 
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Melty Butter said:
These Tweets made me irrationally angry and I don't even like Aaron all that much. I shall explain. Aaron...
  • Never misses a show. He's on time and he's organized. He takes his job seriously.
  • Likes his audience. Nick detests his.
  • Knows more about world history and wars than my several years of post-secondary education at colleges managed to imprint on my brain.
  • Fucked far more women (seemingly) than Nick has. (I know, gross, but he recently went through his body count - a bit red faced and embarrassed - and it was. obviously, true. Girls like funny guys.)
  • Knows how to take accountability - performatively or not. He seems to be honest about it.
  • Gets genuine joy from his kids. He's not burdened by them. He tells the dumbest, cutest dad stories. Today he discussed how he will ensure his eldest (a girl) gets a 4 year college degree because she's very smart.
  • Never complains about driving an hour to Ashley's for pick up/drop off for his time with them.
  • Cooks better
  • Stays off Twitter for days at a time.
  • Is obviously in love with Ann.
Aaron is not my cup of tea. I find his voice grating. He also seems to be settling into his almost-40s rather gracefully. Compare/contrast.
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You forgot;
  • Kayla prefers him over Balldo
 
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Grayback said:
This time, surely, Nick will come out on top.

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Dude, you've been posting here for quite a while now, and I do appreciate your posts that bring attention to these tweets. But you NEVER, EVER post ARCHIVES. Goddammit! Archive your stuff, man — it's not that hard! Just go to archive.md or Ghostarchive, paste your link, and you're done. It's really simple!

Rekieta does have a history of deleting certain tweets. Preserve the Internet, for heaven's sake!
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Nick is also projecting his gay inclinations onto Josh again, and throwing in random hashtags like he's a wine aunt in 2012.
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Grayback said:
And he's giving one of his sock accounts a good workout. Just taking a shot at Gabe. Not trying to defend Nick's own conduct.
Gabe could have fucked up his licenses, embezzled the entire budget of the state of Montana, lost an entire neighborhood of houses to foreclosure, driven drunk through a crowd of kittens—but if he's got evidence against Nick, then he's got the fucking evidence.
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Grayback said:
And last of all, he's priming you to just blanketly disbelieve whatever you hear tonight.
Because it's all lies! It's ludicrous! It's absurd! IT'S NAWT TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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ARCHIVE YOUR SHIT!
 
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. . .would toss both of his children into a pool of molten metal for a stable income. Rabbai Hoffman: if you want to make the greatest troll ever, dripfeed Ralph $50 at a time to facetime with the promise of a monthly wage of $650 to promote Israel. Pay him for 2 months, then pull the rug out, release a hitpiece on how dumb and ugly Ralph looks without samsung beauty filters.
 
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Sloppa said:
Actually a good point. I could imagine drunk Rekieta roughhousing with one of his younger children in the waiting room of some quack merchant's parlour, breaking furniture and the Chinese receptionist throwing them out, including Kayla wrapped in a soiled bath towel, holding her stripper pumps and 5 ounces of fishnet clothing to her chest.
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See, the secret is that they have to sign a waiver and you need to wear a gi, then you can abuse them as much as you want.
 
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