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Same shit with troons. They'll literally just drop a random last name of some pro-troon surgeon from brazil and they'll all immediately know who it is. I guess the few wicked chase those who entertain them for money
Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.
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Turning myself into a frankenstein’s monster to epically own da Ants. “Social experiment” my coinslot fatsuit theory should’ve been the modus oprendi the entire way through. And that’s without counting him showing his asshole to the internet.
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I still can't believe this nigga actually bamboozled most people. I kind of feel like he's somehow similar to the doctor who created that "heart attack grill" as a message about how eating shit will literally kill you - Nick showed that all of the deathfats have literally no willpower and that through sheer willpower alone you can actually lose a fuckton of weight.
Somehow an inspiration for deathfats is buried in this story somewhere.
I also still love that his "2 steps ahead of you the entire time" video is used in doxing clips and it turned out to be true.
Cuntspiracy Man
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if you look back in the thread you can definitely find me saying Nick isn't actually addicted to food
he never was, he was always addicted to attention, so he didn't beat his addiction, he's still feeding it
he just disguised it as a different addiction and "beat" that one as misdirection
he's still the same thing he always was,an attention fag
fat or thin doesn't matter
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Permeantly destroying my body, trading dignity for infamy, and allowing myself to be dissected and flayed like a high school frog experiment on camera to own the fatties. One zillion IQ move.
That's why I can't stand the glazing he gets for being some sort of galaxy brained puppetmaster. I have no doubts if viewership drops significantly he will try to gain all the weight back in order to Garner the "RISE AND FALL AND RISE AGAIN AND FALL AGAIN OF NIKOCADO" Crowd.
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Cuntspiracy Man
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It's not really a galaxy brained 4D chess fifty gazillion steps ahead move, it's more of a basic bitch toddler tier intellect move of saying one thing and meaning another
>If I pretend to reach for the broccoli, mommy won't know I actually intend to take the cookies when she's not looking
>If I pretend to have a food addiction, I can "get over it" and the audience won't know I actually have an attention addiction
twentyZeroOne
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Is there an explanation for why his penis and scrotum are noticeably darker than the rest of his nether regions?
Cuntspiracy Man
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Cuntspiracy Man
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do we know if nick is the one sticking his dick in the pooper or the one getting his own hotdog hole visited? either way i think it's just natural skin fluctuation some people have and is normal.. or maybe he doesn't wash down there
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I did not expect to see this guy again after he announced he's lost weight.
So now what, he gets buttfucked by his boyfriend in peace, continues the grift in some way or does he gain all that weight back again?
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I dunno I never followed him that closely but he has kind of earned being a smug fuck by losing all the weight. And yeah I can see he was addicted to attention but I think that applies to every other internet famous personality - they may not all destroy their body in a physical sense but many of them destroy their minds and do just as bad with everything else that they do.
I guess in a way I can at least give him respect for making the entire thing into a game and technically winning at it. Like if DSP suddenly stood up one day and revealed he'd actually invested all of his money into a diverse property portfolio and was just acting this entire time I'd be amazed and also give him a similar amount of respect.
Will he still get the same amount of attention being thin though? I do remember there were some questioning if the skinny clips of him had been recorded years ago or something like that when he did his reveal. If he's really that addicted to attention it must've taken him a lot to not post at all online (presumably?) during that entire time period he was losing weight. No typical lolcow is capable of achieving something like that, that is for certain.
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Oh he posted online regularly during that period. It was just all pre-recorded stuff according to him.
He has shown his post plastic surgery body. He definitely lost all that weight to have that much loose skin that needed to be removed. The “skinny clips” could very easily have been shot while he wore compression gear to hide his loose skin. For him to have pre-recorded that, he would have to have done it many years ago. I just don’t believe that’s feasible given he’s aged a lot in appearance over his gluttonous years mukbanging.
Cuntspiracy Man
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a technical victory is not always the best kind of victory
he "won" like a child who got pissy for losing at an actual game everyone was playing, so he flips the monopoly board, stands up and shouts "OK NEW GAME, FIRST ONE TO BE WEARING A GREEN SHIRT WINS. HAHA LOOKS LIKE THAT'S JUST ME, I WIN I WIN FUCK YOU AL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOM WHERE'S MY JUICEBOX THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME"
''winning'' by arbitrarily deciding the rules halfway through your tantrum is the most hollow victory of all
if that's what he likes, sure, let him have it, you can say he "won" but it's not a victory worthy of respect in my eyes
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Yeah but DSP isn't permeantly damaging his organs or showing his asshole to the internet playing WWE Freenium ware. I don't need to respect awful people.
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An Account of Nikocado, Who Was Called Avocado, and His Deeds Among the People of the Internet, as Told by Herodotus
In the age when the world was ruled not by kings but by the unseen hand of the algorithm, and when men and women across the many lands looked not to the stars nor to Delphi for signs, but to the glowing screens of their devices, there arose a man whose name was Nicholas, but whom the people came to call Nikocado Avocado. And this man, by a most curious and astonishing series of choices, became renowned throughout all the inhabited world for the consumption of vast quantities of food.
This Nicholas, as I am informed, was not always as the world now knows him. In his youth he played the lyre of the East, a stringed instrument they call the violin, and he dwelt in peace with a gentle spirit. He ate of the plants of the field, and abstained from the flesh of beasts, being what the Greeks call an ornithotrophos, or one who eats like birds. But as the oracle of YouTube, that most unpredictable deity, began to bless those who astonished rather than edified, Nicholas perceived a truth — that the people hungered more to see eating than to eat themselves.
So Nicholas put aside his instrument and took up the mukbang, a rite of feasting before the camera which first arose among the Koreans, a most industrious people. In this ritual, the eater devours mountains of food not for sustenance, but for spectacle. The foods were not of the kind that builds the body or honors the gods — no, they were fried, sauced, cheesy, and more numerous than the warriors of Xerxes.
Now this is a marvel: for each feast that Nicholas consumed, he grew not only in body but in fame. His belly became like the round shield of a hoplite, and his cries, complaints, and lamentations, which he made with great artifice, became beloved among his followers. "I am not okay!" he would wail, and the people would rejoice, as if hearing the Sibyl speak in riddles.
Yet I must pause here to offer reflection, as is the custom of the historian. For what profit is it, if a man gains millions of followers, but brings disharmony to his spirit and body? Many among the Greeks would say that moderation is best, and that excess leads to ruin, as with the Lydian king Croesus, whose pride brought down his house. Even so, Nikocado Avocado, once light and joyful, came to be weighed down by the very spectacle that had made him.
Some say that all this was play-acting, and that he was wise like Odysseus, crafting a persona to enthrall the many. Others claim he was devoured by his own appetites, like the Titans who were swallowed by Chronos. I, Herodotus, cannot say for certain, for the ways of the internet are like the currents of the Nile — deep, shifting, and filled with strange creatures.
Let this account be set down, then, not as condemnation nor praise, but as a curiosity among many, for the deeds of men in our time are no less wondrous than those of old. And who can say what future bards will sing of this man, Nikocado, who made his life a feast, and his tears a theater?
This Nicholas, as I am informed, was not always as the world now knows him. In his youth he played the lyre of the East, a stringed instrument they call the violin, and he dwelt in peace with a gentle spirit. He ate of the plants of the field, and abstained from the flesh of beasts, being what the Greeks call an ornithotrophos, or one who eats like birds. But as the oracle of YouTube, that most unpredictable deity, began to bless those who astonished rather than edified, Nicholas perceived a truth — that the people hungered more to see eating than to eat themselves.
So Nicholas put aside his instrument and took up the mukbang, a rite of feasting before the camera which first arose among the Koreans, a most industrious people. In this ritual, the eater devours mountains of food not for sustenance, but for spectacle. The foods were not of the kind that builds the body or honors the gods — no, they were fried, sauced, cheesy, and more numerous than the warriors of Xerxes.
Now this is a marvel: for each feast that Nicholas consumed, he grew not only in body but in fame. His belly became like the round shield of a hoplite, and his cries, complaints, and lamentations, which he made with great artifice, became beloved among his followers. "I am not okay!" he would wail, and the people would rejoice, as if hearing the Sibyl speak in riddles.
Yet I must pause here to offer reflection, as is the custom of the historian. For what profit is it, if a man gains millions of followers, but brings disharmony to his spirit and body? Many among the Greeks would say that moderation is best, and that excess leads to ruin, as with the Lydian king Croesus, whose pride brought down his house. Even so, Nikocado Avocado, once light and joyful, came to be weighed down by the very spectacle that had made him.
Some say that all this was play-acting, and that he was wise like Odysseus, crafting a persona to enthrall the many. Others claim he was devoured by his own appetites, like the Titans who were swallowed by Chronos. I, Herodotus, cannot say for certain, for the ways of the internet are like the currents of the Nile — deep, shifting, and filled with strange creatures.
Let this account be set down, then, not as condemnation nor praise, but as a curiosity among many, for the deeds of men in our time are no less wondrous than those of old. And who can say what future bards will sing of this man, Nikocado, who made his life a feast, and his tears a theater?
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IMO Destiny should be forced to suck Nikado's dick at creator clash 4.
Consent implied.
Consent implied.
whalebiologist
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Been a while since i last looked at this formerly fat but still disgusting overblown asshole fag. Is he still gorging on mukbangs? Last I've seen he was all stitched up like Kermit to remove the loose skin. Surely he's not retarded enough to still do those full mukbang videos and he only eats small portions for show?
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I hope he gains it all back and more just for teh lulz.
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