Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[thebigdream]

Holy fuck this is horrible. I couldn't last more than 5 minutes...they are now onto basic gunt fact talk/analysis.

She's a fucking retard and he's a fucking fag...saved you a click.

What we've established so far is that Rekieta and Ralph are people that exist. I'm glad they've cleared that up for us.

 

[CoomerTine]

Sophie Long is the big reveal here?

Are we just going over stuff we already know?

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Dammit I forgot the Keanu thing was today. I got too comfortable doing shit for a day and only being 10-15 pages behind and now I'm behind 50. At least I can start to catch up now.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Something I considered while trying to maintain interest:

1. Nick was pretty convinced that Gabe might have found something damning and it got him freaked out.
2. Somehow, assaulting his kid in public was the "safe" story he believed he could damage control out of all the things Gabe hypothetically could have found out.

What on earth is left out there that makes Nick's anus clench?

 

[HackerX]

Dammit I forgot the Keanu thing was today. I got too comfortable doing shit for a day and only being 10-15 pages behind and now I'm behind 50. At least I can start to catch up now.

LOL, RIP

 

[CoomerTine]

Dammit I forgot the Keanu thing was today. I got too comfortable doing shit for a day and only being 10-15 pages behind and now I'm behind 50. At least I can start to catch up now.

You literally haven’t missed a thing

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Dear fucking Lord does she constantly make random noises to fill dead air?

 

[break these cuffs]

Dammit I forgot the Keanu thing was today. I got too comfortable doing shit for a day and only being 10-15 pages behind and now I'm behind 50. At least I can start to catch up now.

Don't bother, nothing has happened.

 

[Bepis]

If this aimless yapping with Gabe goes on much longer I'm going to start supporting Palestine

 

[dustnight]

lol at Gabe asking there are any $20+ superchats

 

[Neetness]

Dammit I forgot the Keanu thing was today. I got too comfortable doing shit for a day and only being 10-15 pages behind and now I'm behind 50. At least I can start to catch up now.

You've missed nothing.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Dammit I forgot the Keanu thing was today. I got too comfortable doing shit for a day and only being 10-15 pages behind and now I'm behind 50. At least I can start to catch up now.

You're not missing out on anything, at least so far. In fact we should all be envious of your current position.

 

[john marston]

Okay, something is happening. It's not much, but it's something. They're answering the CSA question

 

[oh no im late for school]

Dammit I forgot the Keanu thing was today. I got too comfortable doing shit for a day and only being 10-15 pages behind and now I'm behind 50. At least I can start to catch up now.

no no it's ok apparently it's tomorrow afternoon we just have to sit through 16 hours of absofuckinglutely nothing before we get to it

 

[AltisticRight]

Something I considered while trying to maintain interest:

1. Nick was pretty convinced that Gabe might have found something damning and it got him freaked out.
2. Somehow, assaulting his kid in public was the "safe" story he believed he could damage control out of all the things Gabe hypothetically could have found out.

What on earth is left out there that makes Nick's anus clench?

They had nothing. He wanted to control the narrative and confessed to something worse.
>So we have evidence that you robbed this house
>No sir I was in the house several blocks away when the robbery happened
>Sir, the same one where a triple homicide happened?

 

[Cereal Experiments Grain]

Dammit I forgot the Keanu thing was today. I got too comfortable doing shit for a day and only being 10-15 pages behind and now I'm behind 50. At least I can start to catch up now.

Spoiler alert! The jew is wasting our time... so far...

 

[trolol]

Yeah Gabe, everyone is richer than Ralph, get on with the shit.

 

[Soapmore]

Sophie Long is the big reveal here?

Are we just going over stuff we already know?

Quite possible, but he did start by saying that someone reached out to him with information. Who knows, we'll find out sometime tomorrow afternoon when Keanu gets to it.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Ralph doesn't give a shit about Nick or his family. He wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. The only reason he balldowashes is they have a common enemy in Josh.

I'm pretty sure Ralph would happily piss on anyone. Regardless of fire. At this point I just assume Ralph likes getting his shit kicked in.

 

[Red Dye #5]

Fuck you gabe. I can’t believe I tuned into this