Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[D84]

She is fucking useless

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

Null or the casino would have been a much better format. Keanu is not good at hosting ,Gabe also needs somebody to move him along. It’s fine to go over all the terrible stuff Nick has done, but it could have been handled much quicker and more professionally with PPP and Warski ,or even dear feeder.

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I think this would have been a disaster no matter the format, because Gabe insists on retelling every bad thing rekieta has done to an audience that already knows. At best, Null or PPP would tell him to cut to the chase and stop trying to make a movie out of it.

 

[Maker's Mark]

Why are we still here? Just to suffah?

 

[keke]

When you put it like that I do have to give her that. She did say prior that Gabe didn't tell her much of what they were going to talk about today and Gabe is expecting Keanu to know all the things he knows to help with conversations.

I’m kinda MATI this chubby tard has orchestrated this in the most confusing way possible for someone like Keanu and chose her platform anyway. Why not adjust it for her platform? AKA, actually fucking prepare her.

Every time she was confused and he was getting pissy she wasn’t the exact Elissa clip he wanted at that moment… nigga

Keanu had one job: just nod, say it's fucked up and let Gabe talk, but dumbass is sinking the stream because of fear of hurting the feelings of an e-thot and Sir Crash-a-lot

Earlier when she’d be letting him talk he’d start pestering her for a clip. I don’t want him to escape blame for putting me through this boring fuck stream.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I could have a better Keanu cast talking about my parodies over the 5 years & Nick acknowledging the trolli question.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Is this Jew doing an iceburg reveal of Nick live on a show hosted by an airhead that can't keep her mouth shut?

This should've been a solo stream just so the point would've been made within two hours instead of the six or seven this is going to turn into. On a weekday.

If this was on a Friday, I would've been able to drink. Holy fuck, what a disaster.

I took tomorrow off for unrelated reasons. It's not helping.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Nick also is paying more attention to chat than the stream too that's how bad it is lol.

It's become almost this meme now where Gabe and Keanu are in the corner smug about their stream, and the crowd is focused on Nick in the chat instead ignoring them.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Nah son, I shot a 102 on Tuesday. It was brutal!

You're a faggot but got damn everyone else around is like 100x the faggot you are. Go back to radio and leave these dabbleverse faggots behind.

 

[AltisticRight]

PigPigPig and Tardski are wiping their fat foreheads now.
"Bullet dodged..."

 

[Zab McMann]

Nah son, I shot a 102 on Tuesday. It was brutal!

That's better than what I do. Lowest I've ever done was a 106.

I'm bad at golf.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

well the jews let us down, so here's the photo Nick sent to EVS of himself in gay eyeliner getting kissed by his whore wife and human fleshlight to convince him to keep balldo guarding.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Why are we still here? Just to suffah?

Yes. It’s funnier though that Gabe had nothing and Nick seethed and revealed he chokeslammed his son.

 

[Calories]

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

It's become almost this meme now where Gabe and Keanu are in the corner smug about their stream, and the crowd is focused on Nick in the chat instead ignoring them.
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Ignoring Nick is the only smart thing either of these two have done.

 

[Schpoots]

If nick chokeslams keanu next ill pretend not to notice he chokeslams his kids

 

[Penguin Soldier]

It's about Nick killing the skunk

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Why are we still here? Just to suffah?

FUCK YEAAAAHHHH

 

[Maker's Mark]

Now I know why this is on Keanu's stream and not the Casino. PPP and Andy would have turned on Gabe.

 

[Vibralldo]

Gabe thought Keanu actually cared about any of these questionable behavior patterns and wasn't just in this for clout. I got a pretty good laugh when she started in to a panic unsure what to say about the multiple content creators she wants to continue collabing with. Was it worth 3 hours of my life? Not at all, but I'll take any W i can at this point

It's telling when the best part of the Nick exposed stream is Gabe pressing Keanu the whore on sweeping for Coomalot

Gabe's starting just talking over Keanu, lol

 

[FuhrerMustang]

well the jews let us down, so here's the photo of Nick sent to EVS of himself in gay eyeliner getting kissed by his whore wife and human fleshlight to convince him to keep balldo guarding.
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Kayla you are a horrible mother. Be ashamed of yourself for making your kids one day seeing that photo with the group crack whore.