Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Seafarer]

well the jews let us down, so here's the photo of Nick sent to EVS of himself in gay eyeliner getting kissed by his whore wife and human fleshlight to convince him to keep balldo guarding.
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Nick will try to make this into some sort of Alpha Male own despite somehow making a picture of being kissed by two women incredibly faggy.

 

[Harm]

well the jews let us down, so here's the photo of Nick sent to EVS of himself in gay eyeliner getting kissed by his whore wife and human fleshlight to convince him to keep balldo guarding.
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Those shorts with those legs is the bravest thing Nick has ever done.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Gabe got Nick to self report and all he had to do was tard wrangle Keanu for 4 hours, knowing full well Rekieta would watch every second while doing rage whippets. A W before it even began, but holy fuck it's painful, lol.

Suffah Farms.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Gabe dropping years-old canon on Keanu's stream:

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

That's better than what I do. Lowest I've ever done was a 106.

I'm bad at golf.

Just don't count your drops and take all the mulligans you want and you'll get down into the 90s like I am.

Golf smarter, not harder.

 

[Vibralldo]

well the jews let us down, so here's the photo of Nick sent to EVS of himself in gay eyeliner getting kissed by his whore wife and human fleshlight to convince him to keep balldo guarding.
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Who's taking the photo if they're all there?

 

[Telemeter]

The first thing I ever saw about Keanu was that clip on KC where PPP said she is too dumb to understand she's being insulted.

I thought that was just PPP exaggerating for comedic effect.

Holy shit, she really is that dumb. This is the most vapid sektur adjacent host ever, WTF is wrong with her?

Even Gabe looks like he's holding back from shouting at her half the time, LOL.

What a terrible choice, rare Rekieta W.

Gabe: "Open the link I sent you"
Keanu: "DURRRR"
Gabe: "You know what, forget it, it's out there, i'll just describe it"

LOL, this has happened like 20 times already.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

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There was in fact a black litpstick sized bullet filled with cocaine right on the minifridge on top of two credit cards that belonged to april with two snort tubes and right next to a bottle of medication belonging to Celeste.

 

[Neetness]

Who's taking the photo if they're all there?

Probably one of the kids.

 

[Harm]

I can't wait for the bombshell in 6 hours where we learn that Nick Rekieta was catfished.

 

[Dick Pooman]

So, is this all a stream about how Gabe just learned the lore?

I'd imagine this has the same gravitas to tonight's viewership as someone unironically telling another person that the Titanic sank two years after it happened.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I get what Gabe is trying to do. He has the revelation, but he wants to add weight to it by showing that Nick has consistently showed himself to be capable of it..

The issue is he chose Keanu based on her performance on Melton's show. The Keanu now is the real one. It takes her forever to get to the point and Gabe himself had an epic storyline.

 

[TherapyMan]

On the one hand, no real Balldo news strikes me a mildly disappointing.

On the other, the dozens of pages of seethe from the people who had to endure Keanu's livestream is mildly funny.

I'd say we're about net neutral here.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Nah son, I shot a 102 on Tuesday. It was brutal!

Aaron, we are severely disappointed in the stream with gabe. Whats keanu's contact to do a interview about my parodies and nick acknowledge the trolli question during the coke stream, But you gotta answer this question

DO YOU LIKE MY PARODIES?

 

[World in Scarlet]

 

[RotPockets]

Icky Sticky Nicky craves Goo.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Who's taking the photo if they're all there?

"you want more blow when you watch my little pony? then take the fucking photo, you little cunt!"

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Edit: Ninja'd by @World in Scarlet

 

[Vibralldo]

There was in fact a black litpstick sized bullet filled with cocaine right on the minifridge on top of two credit cards that belonged to april with two snort tubes and right next to a bottle of medication belonging to Celeste.

Sorry, Scandinavian prude, that's not technically "all over"

That cocaine was in a container! You lose again!

 

[ChromaQuack]

I can't wait for the bombshell in 6 hours where we learn that Nick Rekieta was catfished.

Did you know he recommended a lawyer to some anime voice actor and the guy fumbled a vital filing causing him to lose the case?