Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Did you know that, years ago, Brianna Wu was constantly offering Jake as job "working as her personal advisor?"
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This is obviously an exaggeration, given that Jake’s knowledge of politics is approximately level with his knowledge of leading a normal adult life. But I do wonder if it’s possible that Wu dangled the possibility of a job in front of Jake. After all, we know from Quinn that Jake can be made to work for nothing, he’s too naive to spot that he’s being taken advantage of and he’s too much of a milquetoast nobody for his post-exploitation wailing to have an effect on your reputation. Wu is absolutely the kind of man who’d exploit someone like Jake.

Although “advisor” is undoubtedly an exaggeration. Wu probably saw him as a low-level admin guy.
 
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I'm surprised how one gets PTSD over stuff that never happened, or how hiding in mommy's attic counts as " going underground".



I'm sure John Flynt hiring Jake is just as legit as all those times that Jake claimed that Graham Linehan hit on his "busty red head body" when these so-called booty call DMs were simply Linehan going, "oh, glad you liked my Tweets. Bye now!"

Notice that Jake - pussy coward that he is - only respond to this subtweet of a subtweet about John without tagging him.

Joke's on Jake, though - Bri-bri loves to namecheck himself online. I CANNOT wait until Johnny No-Dick gets Jake into his sights. Since John is on the outs with the left and his former anti-GG allies, John is not going to hold back or play nice about Jake's trans cosplay.
 
But I do wonder if it’s possible that Wu dangled the possibility of a job in front of Jake.
Not a chance. What definitely did happen was there was talk of Wu needing to be wrangled in the CON chats because she was occasionally seen as a liability. It was dressed up nice because she was an ally at the time, but the subtext was basically he'd be trying to insert himself into everything with the grace of a 6'4" man pretending to be an uwu smol bean, and that made their attempts to control the message and, more importantly, keep the focus on Zoe harder.

So this almost definitely has morphed from discussion in their chats a decade ago into Wu personally trying to hire the PR maven that is Violet Ocean, and Jake reacting to Wu as he would now, rather than as he undoubtedly would have if offered a job to be terminally online back then.
 
Jake's been pretty quiet on Bluesky lately, but he did speak out on "magical genital cloaking devices that activate in the womb to hide sleeper agents to do sports good" or something.
How does this fatso manage to spend more words saying less than even Big Fat Weird Gay Al Caballo?
 
I'm sure John Flynt hiring Jake is just as legit as all those times that Jake claimed that Graham Linehan hit on his "busty red head body" when these so-called booty call DMs were simply Linehan going, "oh, glad you liked my Tweets. Bye now!"

Notice that Jake - pussy coward that he is - only respond to this subtweet of a subtweet about John without tagging him.

Joke's on Jake, though - Bri-bri loves to namecheck himself online. I CANNOT wait until Johnny No-Dick gets Jake into his sights. Since John is on the outs with the left and his former anti-GG allies, John is not going to hold back or play nice about Jake's trans cosplay.
I don't buy this simply because Jake's side of the story makes no sense. There is no way he would ever turn down any source of income and a job that came with possibly a little bit of spotlight. It is also unbelievable to think he had the foresight to hate Brianna Wu back in 2018 when she wasn't yet a cancelled figure among his side of the aisle.

It is also revealing that he has never brought this story up before today.
 
Reviewed the Jakestream for Monday 6/9/2025.
Nothing of note gaming-wise. He was late to the stream because of technical and health issues - he's "not doing the greatest today". He still thinks he'll be alive in a week to do the next stream though, don't worry.

We did get one interesting Alt-Tabbie: Jake is back in Talking-Time Discord! (Or perhaps whatever he was kicked out of wasn't that)

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Someone wishes Violet a happy birthday on Jake Alley's birthday - what a faux pas.
Are the highlighted channels the ones that Jake participates in? Is he, dare I ask, active in "#goon"? God, we need a mole.
 
The latest "state of things" workstream is apparently "Some Real Grim Stuff."
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Dunno if Jake is saying Ukrainians are probable Nazis, he mistakes the language for Russian, or he just thinks all foreigners should be regarded with suspicion.
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These posts are a springboard for a nostalgic thread.
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Gaming memories.
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The Friday the 13th workstream (6/13/2025) is a banger, we finally get explanations for his "grim stuff".

Times... are... TOUGH!
First off, Jake's got his perpetual car woes, which he reveals more details on. His car is apparently a hybrid and the battery is shot, so it may as well be totaled. Jake hasn't had a working car for a couple months, so the only groceries he has is "what somebody is feeling generous and swings by to drop off for me", which apparently means leftover pizza and macaroni and cheese. Thanks, Mom.

And then we get the medical situation spelled out in detail. (Medical Kiwis, start your engines)
Some time back, Jake's endocrinologist told him he had pre-diabetes. Medication was prescribed, and everything was fine while he was taking it, but then "his pharmacy stopped filling it" and he just stopped taking it. So now he has full-blown diabetes. Not to worry though, diabetes is "still not a huge deal as long as I keep taking metformin and this other thing".
Alas, a few months ago his pharmacy stopped filling that too. (When he says this, at least some of the time and probably all the time, it means it's not covered by his insurance) So he just "had to go cold turkey on something you're really not supposed to do that with".
On top of that, it seems he's also been on Mounjaro, the prescription for which has also been cut off and he's trying to get renewed.
In his telling, diabetics should aim for a blood sugar between 80 and 150, but since Jake's unmedicated, his is "dangerously high" at about 300 at the very moment he's recording this. It makes him "very prone to passing out lately".
He needs daily insulin shots now, but it's not covered by his insurance so he's just going without. The way he talks, he's constantly in danger of going into a coma and/or the hospital.

Elsewise, times are still tough because America sucks and PHH still isn't talking to him. He still wants to work on his stupid RPGs, and he talked to someone about making the prototype for the Jaketendo controller.

Finally, he pulled up that MSPaint map and explained unhelpfully that it's for a tabletop game about "defending trade routes".

So, what do we think of the medical situation? Should we start measuring him for a coffin?
 
Long before he alluded to the real cause of his mysterious health woes we were certain that he had ass-problems. We were right.
Long before he revelead that he had the beetus we were certain that he had the beetus. We were right.

Jake should really start listening to us. He won't so let's start speculating, do you think he will use a Razor gamer chair to move around after losing his legs? He obviously can't afford Dwemer spiderlegs.
 
Some time back, Jake's endocrinologist told him he had pre-diabetes. Medication was prescribed, and everything was fine while he was taking it, but then "his pharmacy stopped filling it" and he just stopped taking it. So now he has full-blown diabetes. Not to worry though, diabetes is "still not a huge deal as long as I keep taking metformin and this other thing".
Alas, a few months ago his pharmacy stopped filling that too. (When he says this, at least some of the time and probably all the time, it means it's not covered by his insurance) So he just "had to go cold turkey on something you're really not supposed to do that with".
On top of that, it seems he's also been on Mounjaro, the prescription for which has also been cut off and he's trying to get renewed.
In his telling, diabetics should aim for a blood sugar between 80 and 150, but since Jake's unmedicated, his is "dangerously high" at about 300 at the very moment he's recording this. It makes him "very prone to passing out lately".
He needs daily insulin shots now, but it's not covered by his insurance so he's just going without. The way he talks, he's constantly in danger of going into a coma and/or the hospital.

Gosh, if only Zoe Quinn was there to hold Violet's busty redheaded hand and help her fill out the required paperwork and make the necessary calls!

If the hot, busty redhead Violet Cassandra Ocean passes away, then it's all Zoe Quinn's fault!

....then Jake woke up and realized that not only does Zoe still not give a shit, but also that NO1CURR.

If Jake didn't already have diabetes years ago, then there's a bridge on the Moon I can sell you. He's been a fat hambeast with shitty eating habits and a sedentary lifestyle since he popped out of the womb.

He has no job, and is way too old to be covered under his mommy's plan, so i have no idea where his medical insurance (if he actually had any) came from. This sounds like yet Another Jake Ploy For Free Gibs And Attention.
 
So, what do we think of the medical situation? Should we start measuring him for a coffin?
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Missing missing reasons, except for insurance/pharmacy instead of interpersonal relationships. Everything skipped over or handwaved is something that would make Jake look bad, or make people not pity him, or make people not want to give him $5.

Mounjaro could be what they gave him for "pre-diabetes" but IIRC Medicaid only covers GLP-1s for Type II diabetes, not obesity/pre-diabetes. Maybe that's why he was cut off? Given that, unsure how he'd get one month filled though, unless they gave him a sample or he had a coupon.

If he's now legally diabetic per Medicaid criteria, he should ask his doctor('s office) to appeal the Mounjaro denial and attach his labs that prove it.

Metformin is on the $4 list, try harder, Jake.
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"80-150" as CBG goals sounds like he did read the "So You Have DMII" handout--unironic good job, please talk to Lou Gagliardi. One single CBG reported as 300 doesn't mean much; more data plz. Maybe half of glucometers these days have an upload function so you can plot them in a (proprietary, shitty) app.

"Daily insulin shots" means one of the 24-hour peakless insulins, Lantus (glargine), Levemir (detemir), Tresiba (degludec). AFAIK none of these are generic yet, but they have robust patient assistance programs. If Jake has a valid prescription and no visible means of support but Patreon, all he has to do is fill out forms, print out a card and his brand-name insulin will be $35/month.


Theory and Speculation: Remember how Jake says he can't get paid for some of his writing because he refuses to press "send" on an email without someone next to him for moral support (although he can xeet and tumbl about it just fine)? I think that's mostly real, and that's what's happening with his diabetes care.
Jake is in the same boat as thousands of other low-income diabetics, except he has no risk of working some extra shifts and getting booted off assistance. He has access to the Internet and a phone, he has time on his hands. He can comprehend complex RPG systems and play multiple new-to-him video games in a day; he can learn. He's just... not.

A reasonable course of actions here would be to check with his insurance why his meds are no longer covered. He could be martyring himself for "lol the doctor needs to hit renew."
If it's because insurance needs specific documentation, maybe proving his labs say he's diabetic now, send a patient portal message asking the doctor to send it. (or call the office on the phone but you know, Jake).
If that's not the problem, message doctor and say "hey my insurance won't cover <med> can you change it to something they do cover," also ask the doctor to refer to a diabetes educator, who will also be abreast of the financial options.

Jake's killing himself at a glacial pace, but I don't think he's quite conscious of his decision yet. Something will have to change external to him to change this.

There is a possiblity he develops hyperosmolar hyperglycemic syndrome (he's fat, it's hot out) falls down in public and wakes up in the hospital, where a nice clipboard lady helps him fill out the cheap insulin application. There's also a possiblity this happens in his apartment and nobody notices until it starts to smell. More likely, Jake's wake-up call will be the usual, vision loss or nonhealing wound.

He has no job, and is way too old to be covered under his mommy's plan, so i have no idea where his medical insurance (if he actually had any) came from.
I don't know specifically how Medicaid works in CT but considering Jake's been self-reporting heavy use of the medical system, he's probably on it. Usually there's a qualifier just for being low-income.
 
Long before he revelead that he had the beetus we were certain that he had the beetus. We were right.
In fairness, this required no great deductive genius on our part :lol:

If Jake didn't already have diabetes years ago, then there's a bridge on the Moon I can sell you.
Lolcows are indestructible. Even though he's been a sphere most of his life, I absolutely believe he was only pre-diabetic as late as 2020 or whenever it was he started seeing an endocrinologist for his Creamy Boob Eggs.

He has no job, and is way too old to be covered under his mommy's plan, so i have no idea where his medical insurance (if he actually had any) came from.
Connecticut is extraordinarily generous with benefits. Look what they give out for free:
https://portal.ct.gov/dss/health-an...ergency-medical-transportation?language=en_US (the Burzum-blasting medcabs)
Pretty much they'll cover 100% of the premiums and deductibles for any "Silver" plan on Connecticut's Obamacare exchange. They even have specific programs for illegal immigrants. The state would even have paid for The Chop at Dr. Rumer's if he wasn't so FAT.
If I ever become destitute and retarded (as opposed to just plain old retarded) I'm moving to Connecticut.

What I don't understand is why his insurance would cover his drugs at first and then stop. He's not on anything exotic. Did he just not contact his doctor for refills after the first X months?
Looking through the news, it seems like there have been cuts to eligibility in the past year or two, but they're all income-based and Jake has no income.
 
One single CBG reported as 300 doesn't mean much; more data plz.
From the hand-wavey way he was talking it sounds like those levels are commonplace lately, but he only concretely admitted to the one most recent reading. His bit about passing out often does lend credence to it all though. He also mentions that he tends to start talking in circles when his blood sugar is in the stratosphere.

Remember how Jake says he can't get paid for some of his writing because he refuses to press "send" on an email without someone next to him for moral support (although he can xeet and tumbl about it just fine)? I think that's mostly real, and that's what's happening with his diabetes care.
This sounds extremely plausible to me. Is he going to die because he couldn't just send the goddamn email for an insulin refill?

Looking through some Connecticut documentation, metformin is listed as "step therapy" (i.e. you have to have tried something else first) and a bunch of his meds have "quantity limits" (without a doctor's authorization). But I don't see how any of that would apply given that he has a doctor prescribing it. The laziness theory is gaining ground.
 
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