Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.0%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 24.7%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.8%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.5%
  • Total voters
    388
Telemeter said:
The first thing I ever saw about Keanu was that clip on KC where PPP said she was too dumb to understand she's being insulted.

I thought that was just PPP exaggerating for comedic effect.

Holy shit, she really is that dumb. This is the most vapid sektur adjacent host ever, WTF is wrong with her?

Even Gabe looks like he's holding back from shouting at her half the time, LOL.

What a terrible choice, rare Rekieta W.
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I feel like him selecting Keanu for this instead of Kino Casino, Null, or even just doing a solo stream is because he thought Keanu being involved would make Nick crash out harder like he did on that livestream. I guess he sort of accomplished that but she’s so terrible as a host it’s tanking the livestream, and Nick would crash out no matter who was involved in disseminating the info. He forgot the magic of that livestream is that Rekieta actually had to directly interact with Keanu.
 
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TherapyMan said:
On the one hand, no real Balldo news strikes me a mildly disappointing.

On the other, the dozens of pages of seethe from the people who had to endure Keanu's livestream is mildly funny.

I'd say we're about net neutral here.
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Nick spent weeks suffering anxiety about what would happen tonight, told us about allegedly coke slamming his son for no reason, and has been watching people shit on him all night.

It's a Keanu L, Gabe L, Nick L and watcher L.

Kino Casino gets a W for dodging a bullet and Warski gets one for being made to look competent imo.

Of course it's not over yet, but I'm not holding my breath.
 
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Vibralldo said:
The craziest thing is that Gabe pitched this as brand new allegations. Is there still more or is Gabe such a narcissist that he thinks that he found all this info and it's brand new?

He thinks he invented ragetwig, a term we've been using forever.
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He doesn't know his audience. That's the fatal flaw.
The sektur ain't Hollywood, and this ain't a documentary.
I really don't know who this stream is actually supposed to be for.
 
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I think everybody takes an L on this one. Including, yes, this thread. Suffah KF.

Oh well, they can't all be winners. At least Mamma Kay pulled through on KC.

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Null or the casino would have been a much better format. Keanu is not good at hosting ,Gabe also needs somebody to move him along.
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It would have been less painful, but still... nothing new would have been revealed, because Gabe doesn't appear to have anything new. That's the main disappointment here.

It's only Nick's self-felt in the days leading up that keeps this from being a abject disaster. And that's entirely on Nick.

I really think he should have just went on and said "I got nothing, but thanks for sperging out for no reason Nick!" Then they both smirk at the camera and extend their middle fingers. Stream ends. Scene. That would have at least been funny.

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Now I know why this is on Keanu's stream and not the Casino. PPP and Andy would have turned on Gabe.
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At this point, I think they would have went in harder on him than they did Aaron or TenNaple.

Sooooo... another win for the Toe! :story:
 
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