Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Shut up, Gabe. Honest to fucking God, there are more women and kids who have been abused and killed by men like Nick than all of Judea put together 100x times over. You don't get to play that card. And, because you did, you deserve the biggest bitch ass sektur sledge hammer you've ever seen.

This community is a weird crowd of ALL political persuasions, ethnic and national backgrounds, location, education, and - yes - wealth, which I mention, because you seem to care about that. I'm pretty sure there are some multi-millionaires and some truck drivers among us.

Stop.

You watch KC. You know what the commentary community looks like. Do they bury the lead? Never. They literally blurt it out in their previews.

Do not condescend to us. You came with fucking NOTHING.

He should be aware that anti-semitism is somewhat common on the Farms. I don't personally agree with it, or participate in it, but it's a fact. He has an account here. He has to in order to see Proving Grounds.

I have to say... Gabe... well, he didn't really do anything to help combat any of it tonight. If anything, he just reinforced certain stereotypes in the minds of people, I think. Which is a shame, because we do have good Kiwis who are openly Jewish. @AnOminous is right. He did none of them any favors though with this piss poor showing.

I'm exhausted. Gonna put something fun on YouTube, and fall asleep. Night Farms!

 

[Max Caulfield]

True, I've never seen him raise his voice to the Toe.

The Steel Toe rapes the Fake Lawyer when he barks.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

For me to award anything I would need very convincing sob performance from Kayla. And not know anything about her online appearances.

Surely that needs evidence, not just someone crying on stand saying it really hurt and only a hefty payout can right the wrong?

Again, maybe this stuff can't be brought in - but surely there's also a question of how much 'emotional damage' was caused by Aaron showing Geno visa vi the Streisand Effect caused by the resulting legal issues for Aaron.

It just seems like a stupid lawsuit, which Nick might win, but end up out of pocket regardless.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Shut up, Gabe. Honest to fucking God, there are more women and kids who have been abused and killed by men like Nick than all of Judea put together 100x times over. You don't get to play that card. And, because you did, you deserve the biggest bitch ass sektur sledge hammer you've ever seen.

This community is a weird crowd of ALL political persuasions, ethnic and national backgrounds, location, education, and - yes - wealth, which I mention, because you seem to care about that. I'm pretty sure there are some multi-millionaires and some truck drivers among us.

Stop.

You watch KC. You know what the commentary community looks like. Do they bury the lead? Never. They literally blurt it out in their previews.

Do not condescend to us. You came with fucking NOTHING.

"I was very distracted with Iran".

Yeah, apparently the only true concerns worth much in this world is that of Jewish people.
No other streamer has ever had to deal with personal bullshit behind the scenes while still soldiering on and delivering a good product to their viewers.
There are Ukrainians doing live streams amidst a hail of bullets, while still joking around and alogging the enemy, but Gabe, in his mansion and among his riches is unable to do so.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I would very much like to give Gabe a W for that, but I don't think that was his plan here. I think that was more Nick just being a brain-damaged idiot on his own.

So no, they all get Ls. All three. We also have to be honest with ourselves and concede we take an L for watching this crap.

The funniest thing is, if Nick had just shut the fuck up completely, he'd totally be basking in a rare W right now. Just like his life would probably improve dramatically if he got off the Internet and concentrated on his family. He doesn't grasp that though. He likely never will.

Not all we. My bullshit sense tingled right around when keanu fixed her mic and I decided to turn in for the night. Caught up with everything within 3 mins of me waking up just now (that nothing happened) so I'm gonna declare myself L free tonight.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Surely that needs evidence, not just someone crying on stand saying it really hurt and only a hefty payout can right the wrong?

Again, maybe this stuff can't be brought in - but surely there's also a question of how much 'emotional damage' was caused by Aaron showing Geno visa vi the Streisand Effect caused by the resulting legal issues for Aaron.

It just seems like a stupid lawsuit, which Nick might win, but end up out of pocket regardless.

She is guaranteed it, based on the statute text, but how much depends on what she can show. Basically once it goes in, Aaron should offer to settle it for 10k. When Nick declines, cos it's pure revenge he wants, the courts can later decline attorneys fees based on the sexed up damages claim.

So let's say Nick asks a million dollars. Aaron offers 10k. The Judge can refuse to award the fees used to try and demonstrate the 1 million damages.

 

[Stiffy]

What was that weird shit that happened when a superchat came in and was immediately taken down that said something to the effect of "Does Gabe know about Ralph raping and murdering a woman in 1998"?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

She is guaranteed it, based on the statute text, but how much depends on what she can show. Basically once it goes in, Aaron should offer to settle it for 10k. When Nick declines, cos it's pure revenge he wants, the courts can later decline attorneys fees based on the sexed up damages claim.

So let's say Nick asks a million dollars. Aaron offers 10k. The Judge can refuse to award the fees used to try and demonstrate the 1 million damages.

Why even go as high as $10k, seriously that's hugely overselling this.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

They're both absolute jokes. I'm not sure how you could start out with such perfect material and then make Nick look like the good guy. He isn't, obviously, but these two clowns utterly ruined their opportunity. FUCK both of you idiots.

The perfect move would have been to open with "I know Nick has said some insane things the past few days"
Played the clip of it and showed what he said.
Then gone "well this wasn't what I was going to talk about, but because he brought it up here's some other things I've heard from multiple sources."
"That's pretty much it outside of a few other stories so if you want a recap on nick or are new to this guy stick around."

And that would have been perfect.

But nope.
At least we got two things out of nick from it.
1 He slammed his kid into a wall
2. He has something he did with a baseball bat towards people.

 

[BrainProlapse]

I didn't even watch the show and feel disappointed, Gabe's a retard. If he just called in on a show and dropped this it'd be fine but hyping up a nothingburger like this is ridiculous.

Thankfully Rekeita's swiss-cheese brain made him confess the chokeslam so it wasn't a total wash.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

She is guaranteed it, based on the statute text, but how much depends on what she can show. Basically once it goes in, Aaron should offer to settle it for 10k. When Nick declines, cos it's pure revenge he wants, the courts can later decline attorneys fees based on the sexed up damages claim.

So let's say Nick asks a million dollars. Aaron offers 10k. The Judge can refuse to award the fees used to try and demonstrate the 1 million damages.

As long as aaron gets to submit the clip where nick talks about his wife's body is destroyed for the jury to watch, I say, go ahead with the lawsuit!

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Why even go as high as $10k, seriously that's hugely overselling this.

Because it's the statutory maximum. So if Aaron offers the maximum and then Nick can't show real damages, the Judge is more inclined to not award the fees associated with the bullshit damages.

damages as follows:

(1) an amount equal to actual damages, including pain and suffering, or statutory damages not to exceed $10,000 against each defendant found liable under this section, whichever is greater."


Yes, in reality the settlement might be anything below it. So Aaron could say offer 2.5k.

Kayla is going to need to show actual damages. She is a housewife, unemployed. She was already on anti anxiety medication. Did she see a therapist?

Basically the damages have to be very very real.

 

[Briareus]

So that was it huh? I think people have been spoiled with recent lolcow BTS drops that, while seeming like nothingburgers at first, turned out to be huge. All I'm reading from the highlights (because fuck going through nearly 100+ pages for this shit) is that this was a frustrating mess with no real payoff, other than some minor new rumours.
It sincerely was a better use of my time to get a good night's sleep and go to gym early in the morning. I feel bad for all my fellow Kiwis that got lured into this, but major props to those who stuck it out to the bitter, retarded end. God Bless!

 

[CarlosDanger]

I just can't bring myself to watch any stream with Keanu in it, I just can't stand the bitch.

 

[Something Awful]

I hope that low-IQ whore Keanu gets raped while dying of cancer for not successfully livestreaming the final destruction and immolation of Nick Reckieta for my entertainment!

t. Normal Kiwi Farms poster who also thinks Nick is a monster for being mean to women

 

[Sneed Force One]

Hopefully Hardin can submit his additional supplemental authority filing today to save this thread from a demoralising spiral.

Josh said it's far more expansive than the previous.

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

Maybe the real stream was the meltdowns we had along the way.

 

[zeroapexpeak]

Maybe the real stream was the meltdowns we had along the way.

Didn't even watch the streams but the pure frustration that seems to be had by everyone on the forums seems to me to be worth it. Gabe Hoffman for president 2028.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

He should be aware that anti-semitism is somewhat common on the Farms. I don't personally agree with it, or participate in it, but it's a fact. He has an account here. He has to in order to see Proving Grounds.

I have to say... Gabe... well, he didn't really do anything to help combat any of it tonight. If anything, he just reinforced certain stereotypes in the minds of people, I think. Which is a shame, because we do have good Kiwis who are openly Jewish. @AnOminous is right. He did none of them any favors though with this piss poor showing.

I'm exhausted. Gonna put something fun on YouTube, and fall asleep. Night Farms!

It's not so sad as pathetic when Gabe at least promised some actual delivery and instead just produced literally NOTHING. Fuck that walking anti-Semitic stereotype.

Thanks for getting the faggot to admit preemptively that he physically assaulted his own child.

I guess.

This nutjob is more obsessed with his 'identity' than 2-spirit pansexual BIPOC transvestite on wheelchair in CHAZ.

Kino Casino dodged the bullet with DEI Gabe.

 

[daniel day]

Imagine its a totally different allegation that Hoffman's going to talk about and Gabe opens the stream with a shit eating grin.

"Hit dog hollers, Nick."

I FUCKING KNEW IT