Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[maybe a pigeon]

Seeing so many “fashion” shots of Anna made me realize two things. First of all, she’s trying to channel quirky girl boss style icon Carrie Bradshaw—just without the sex or SJP’s amazing figure. Brunch, check. Girly cocktails, check. Travel opportunities, check. Living alone, check. Developing and promoting an over-the-top public persona, check.

But interest in men? Sexual activity? Actual friendships with other women? Style sense? Actual attractiveness?Nope, nyet, non, nada.

The other thing is Jesus her feet look like cinder blocks with toes. I have wide feet and I know all the dodges, like wearing clogs, Chinese slippers, athletic shoes, and boys shoes—even (gasp!) buying and wearing wide width shoes—but she probably wears a size 11EE. It’s painful to see what those black flats are doing to her. The supination is so bad, her little toes are practically underground.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Good fucking grief, Anna, stop slamming things around like a cantankerous wildebeest. Maybe your headphones tend not to work because you wield them with the grace of a tragically drunk foal before even getting a chance to unbox them? You're giving the damn things shaken baby syndrome!

Also, her face when she uses the dynamometer was just too much. Stop it with these gawky Lifetime movie facial expressions!

I welcome all puzzle pieces for this - perhaps even a clock or two or a jaunty tophat - but I fell down the YouTube rabbit hole of listening to the Fab Fatties podcast, and Anna was actually mentioned in one of their episodes (timestamp available here) as an example of being a "good fatty" and still being "punished" (i.e. held accountable) for being... well, gargantuan. To fellow women of hypercaloric alignment, they really actually buy Anna's bullshit at face value that she of all people could be a fitness queen, and they use any callouts she gets as examples of how fat people can never win no matter what they do. They are more sympathetic to her than I actually expected, to be honest.

But ironically, Anna sincerely sees herself as superior to these proud layabouts because of all of her effort to be smaller. Alas, therein lies a dreadful problem: the Fat Fatties HAES-types recognize Anna's delusions as reality and believe her narrative, but Anna doesn't want their support - she wants people like Ilona and Alan Roberts to consider her one of their kind. Like some sort of comical attempt at being NLOG, except for being a fat alcoholic.

So of course, when Anna uses gimmicky little devices like a dynamometer or tries on shirts that she used to be "unable" to fit into, she's preening and proud and wants to stick it in the face of haters who doubt her. Instead, all I can think is, "Wow, your hands were shaking so much when you tried to hold on to that thing. Is that a neuropathy thing or an alcoholc tremor problem?"

So, you know, not exactly fitness bunny material.

 

[cybercybe]

I just noticed her cuticles.

 

[OttoWest]

Anna having an iron grip is the least surprising revelation. We’ve already seen her food aggression in action many times over the years.

 

[lottalove]

I just noticed her cuticles.

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yesss, a Dino-meter! lol

 

[thejackal2]

Anna having an iron grip is the least surprising revelation. We’ve already seen her food aggression in action many times over the years.

Mass moves mass and she's got about 450 lbs on those professional tennis players. Yea, it's not shocking she has a gorilla grip. God help any man that gets a hand job from her might be the last one he ever gets.

 

[FarmVille]

i cannot believe someone with huge giant fat man hands has a strong grip

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

i cannot believe someone with huge giant fat man hands has a strong grip

She doesn't look like she struggles to open jars and packages.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

She’s going to start telling people she’s 109 lbs but she’ll forget to add “in grip strength,” and just like how she only looks in mirrors from the tits up, in 6 months she’ll forget that this measurement had to do with grip strength, and she’ll start ordering XS sweatshirts and wondering why she has to keep cutting out the neck holes for the “swelling”.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

she only looks in mirrors from the tits up,

Which set? The back? Liver?

 

[The Lychee Queen 2.0]

Probably going to be rated late and gay but I've been reading for awhile, and apparently missed a core aspect of lore.

Why do we think she's a total lush? Her typos and glazed over eyes read to me more like a fat and depressed retard who's on painkillers and benzos for being fat and depressed.

To add to what everyone else already said, she has a lot of "tells" people who have spent a lot of time around alcoholics have picked up. Just off the top of my head...she says things that later she clearly has no memory of ever saying, she slurs, and she'll have that particular overly-self-aware-yet-somehow-oblivious spatial awareness and awkwardness people who drink and are trying to hide it have. She'll also claim to have cold yet have symptoms more reminiscent of a bad hangover a regular binger in their forties. It's tons of little things added together that makes people speculate.

It's funny, despite what everyone else has already contributed, she claims to be almost always sober her adult life. She's a fucking deluded liar, what else is new.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

I'm convinced she's never going to show us her arms, she'll hide those scars for as long as possible.



Not a good angle hun, no one wants to see that.

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Kinda surprised no-one beat me to the punch, but I just have to take this opportunity to point out to Anna that her ass takes up most of the frame because every day is a "full spoon day" for her.

If by "spoon" you mean "excavator bucket/trough"

I know, I know. I'll see myself out.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[HamFan]

This bitch. "It took me 4 years to learn how to set my hair like this." What?

She set it like that on a whim to avoid packing for a trip.
Then said this about the result:
(She says, "I literally didn't know where it'd end up," but though a "I'm so quirky and joyous!" guffaw, so the caption had a hard time.)

Doesn't seem like something she took four years to practice. What an arbitrary lie. Everything has to be a struggle and a journey.

 

[Barbarella]

All she has to do is go to Spirit Halloween online and buy a clown wig. Which would look much better than what she did to her natural hair.

Does she sit there, look at videos on her phone and decide to make up a new story about things she’s already posted? How freaking lazy can a human be?

(Don’t answer, I can see it all over her.)

 

[OttoWest]

Last image was generated with Al, hence the tag.

Right, just the last image used AI, not the first three where Anna suddenly has perfect teeth and a neck.

About those teeth though… what’s with the glitch/spot?


She’s going to use “here’s a goofy cartoon I already posted lol” to hide regular AI use on her own photos, yes?

 

[xivnuhranx]

Right, just the last image used AI, not the first three where Anna suddenly has perfect teeth and a neck.

About those teeth though… what’s with the glitch/spot?
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It looks like a speck of seasoning from food and the AI filter didn't remove it. I'm honestly shocked we don't have more photos of Anna where there's food on her teeth.

 

[head lamb]

per the tag: Content in this post may have been created with AI. This is based on a signal added by the tool used to create the content. This signal typically identifies content that was entirely AI-generated instead of content that was only modified with AI.

It's hilarious that this overgrown toddler threw in an AI image to try to convince herself this wasn't the original:

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

Right, just the last image used AI, not the first three where Anna suddenly has perfect teeth and a neck.

About those teeth though… what’s with the glitch/spot?
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She’s going to use “here’s a goofy cartoon I already posted lol” to hide regular AI use on her own photos, yes?

Can't believe she used filters on her rotten teeth. I'm dead.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I actually don’t hate her hair like that. It’s a drastic choice but it’s better than lank and dirty. If only she could harness her ADHD to make other good decisions.