2025 Israel vs Iran War

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Should we assume there will be an attack on American bases / homeland staged by Israel to drag us into a war? Probably. If Israel can't convince their allies, they will use whatever means necessary to drag them in, kicking and screaming into their wars. And we're born again suckers.

It will be pretty unnecessary considering Iran is retarded enough to do it without goading.

Iran can either go with some peace settlement or full retard, and both are just as likely.

 

[Ponzo]

 

[Male Idiot]

Should we assume there will be an attack on American bases / homeland staged by Israel to drag us into a war? Probably. If Israel can't convince their allies, they will use whatever means necessary to drag them in, kicking and screaming into their wars. And we're born again suckers.

As much as I would buy Mossad doing anudda muh 911, I don't see why they need to.

US is fully behind (((them))), Iran's response was limpwristed.

Trump's favourite country is Israel. USA is number two. Aipac has all but the radlib democrats squarely wrangled, from Bernie to neocons to Holden Bloodfeast.

There isn't any reason for a false flag, it would be a waste of shekels.

 

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Also you'd argue it works best for Republicans since Trump can order ICE to execute illegals and the media would put it after news about the war.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

Everyone is oddly panicked about the Jews like it’s 1025 AD and we’re worried about the demons that have tainted the well.

Muslims are the problem.

People mix up desert jews with western atheist jews that want to bring muslims here. They’re not a monolith.

 

[AnotherOne]

I won't be surprised if Israel tries shit with Turkey one day.

They will. First Egypt was the existential threat to Israel and had to be suborned. Then Iraq was the existential threat to Israel and had to be broken. Now Iran is the existential threat to Israel and has to be beaten. It's a constant game of whack-a-mole because everyone else in the region (and most of the world) despises Israel and views it as fundamentally illegitimate no matter what treaties they sign or deals they make. If/when Turkey attempts to fill the vacuum by championing 'Islamic democracy' (again most people in the middle east hate Israel) they'll inevitably become an existential threat as well. And if Turkey fails then it will be the Saudis turn. And by then Egypt will have fallen to an Islamist government or the Iranians will have rebuilt so obviously Israel has to act to protect themselves...

 

[Judge Holden]

It will be pretty unnecessary considering Iran is retarded enough to do it without goading.

Iran can either go with some peace settlement or full retard, and both are just as likely.

Personally I am interested in seeing what kind of internal faction slapfights might emerge should the general prediction of Iran's response being limited to throwing a handful of token missles back but generally just shitting themselves and doing nothing hold true

The current setup of the regime demonstrating it will meekly accept being buck broken by Israel and the US will be a show of weakness that invites all manner of hypothetical coup d'état plans or even just accelerated laundering of gunbux to regime figure bank accounts, which will inevitably lead to a whole bunch of infighting that could well get out of control even before you factor in how much Mossad and friends will be gleefully stirring the pot.

 

[YouTube Autist]

Should we assume there will be an attack on American bases / homeland staged by Israel to drag us into a war? Probably. If Israel can't convince their allies, they will use whatever means necessary to drag them in, kicking and screaming into their wars. And we're born again suckers.

"Time to die for Israel, goyim!" People are always inventing these scenarios in their imaginations in which they are brutally persecuted. I wonder what this says about human psychology.

 

[TheBigRevelator]

"Time to die for Israel, goyim!" People are always inventing these scenarios in their imaginations in which they are brutally persecuted. I wonder what this says about human psychology.

It's essentially /pol/ tier schizo theories. Israel doesn't need the US to invade Iran. There will be no ground invasion. They'll just keep potshotting Iran into irrelevancy with their superior air support/intel until Iran has nothing left.

 

[Judge Holden]

Call me an autist but I fucking love how AI has made geopolitical clusterfucks that much easier to laugh at

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I really enjoyed hearing Netanyahu raising the spectre of the Holocaust and the Nazis, as if it was a seance. I suppose they must make use of it while they still can, since after the Boomers are gone, no-one will be guilt-tripped by this anymore. Except maybe Germans.
Maybe Browning the West wasn't such a great idea, eh, Talmudists?

Should we assume there will be an attack on American bases / homeland staged by Israel to drag us into a war? Probably. If Israel can't convince their allies, they will use whatever means necessary to drag them in, kicking and screaming into their wars. And we're born again suckers.

Are you a retard? Who do you think supplies Israel with weapons?

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

IRIAF F-4 Phantoms airborne over Mashhad

For non-plane nerds, that fighter is at minimum 45 years old and hasn't been updated in any meaningful way since 1980.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

There is more. That is literally the tip of the fucking iceBerg.

the one thing i wanted to add i find it pretty interesting when pedophiles are charged with sex crimes, they flock to israel for no reason

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Very cool, thanks.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

TRUE PROMISE 3 INCOMING!!!!

Let's see how many get intercepted or hit random apartment buildings in Tel Aviv.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

IRIAF F-4 Phantoms airborne over Mashhad

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For non-plane nerds, that fighter is at minimum 45 years old and hasn't been updated in any meaningful way since 1980.

The good old Flying Brick.

 

[Clobber3]

I’m gonna be honest with you guys I am a bit emotional today. I’ve waited for this day to come my entire life. From McCain’s clear and prescient warnings to the Abraham accords this is the end of a long and dark chapter in world history. The Israelis once again did what administration after administration has been too cowardly to do. Our children will know a safer, less Islamist and more peaceful world.

The Islamist paper tiger that has targeted American servicemen and women globally is no more. Long live the Shah. God bless Israel. God bless the United States of America.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

how does anisas husband feels about this?

 

[Ghostse]

How many airspaces is Israel bypassing to strike Iran and why aren't they shooting them down?

Potentially none. They can fly to the red sea and around to the persian gulf.
Realisitcally two: Syria and Iraq and neither one of them wants to get an IDF pounding so they told their AAD operators to go on smoke breaks.

Why didn't they do this on Friday. The market closes then.

They did it so you can buy the friday sale.

And Iranian Tomcats haven't had any spare parts in 45 years. I doubt they'd use them unless they lose all their Su-30s and MiG-29s.

F-14s from the 70s have superior tracking radar to modern Su-30s. Russian avonics are garbage.

Could be if its a one way trip.

No, if it was one-way trip that'd be a C-130

Trump already told Vlad Iran can't have a nuke and he agreed. They are sitting this out

Everyone agrees that Iran cannot be allowed a nuke while they are a Theocracy.

Especially because Israel is gloating about how effective this was when they struck when Iran was completely unprepared due to participating in peace talks. How exactly is your average Iranian going to view this as anything other than cowardly and disgraceful?

Iran was deliberately stalling the talks and talking about America being fake and gay, and Iran needing the bomb. The suvivors might be reconsidering that stance.

This is also true, there are plenty of Iranians who are more secular, protest the excesses of the Iranian regime and would probably not mind a normal republic, but why the fuck would they risk trying to implement any of that when they're isolated among Islamic states and Israel/America have made it clear they want another puppet state in the Middle East? They probably all supported the peace talks coming to a reasonable compromise but Israel just proved that they will go apeshit at absolutely nothing.

Mosques are empty in Iran. It's a dying religion. Imagine living under REAL Islamic rule with INTERNET. Persia isn't some backwater trashcan like Afghanistan. Most of sandniggers in the west larp about greatness of Islam but the moment they live under its rule, it becomes crystal clear it's a hell on earth.

And yet the Pedophile Theocracy still controls the public spaces and runs the govenrment. Funny that.

I'd rather have 100 persians than 1 arab if I had to choose.

Iran is not Iraq, the people are not sand niggers, they have an actual long history and a very vibrant diaspora. Also remember the crown prince is still alive and very popular amongst the diaspora. Remember Persia is NOT arab and its for a good reason.

This isn’t technically the Middle East and Persians aren’t mud people. Iran is in West Asia and the people are very very VERY ethnically and culturally different from Arabs. Not to sperg out just FYI

Seething sandniggers and other various brownoids going with the same old tired "Iranians are actually based bro please believe me bro it's just the government that sucks bro" argument again. Yawn. Call me when Iran isn't run by imams and faggots.

Lol. They are all subhuman dune coons. When I see a cockroach I don't get out my feild guide to try to ID it. I crush it.

If I remember correctly, Iran has what can only be described as underground cities buried 500 meters below the surface which are dedicated to their military and nuclear shit. So you're not getting that with conventional weapons.

Bunkerbuster bombs exist.

Try not to kill as many innocent civilians this time as you did last time, unlike Palestinian women I actually find Persian women attractive.

Please take your beastiality to the Zoo Sadism thread. gross.

The Times of Israel: 'US official says Washington still hopes to hold nuclear talks with Iran on Sunday'

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Gonna need a bigger than the one God showed to Noah for that one, I expect.

I guess the weekend's US-Iran talks are going to be, uh, rescheduled. Assuming that the Iranian leaders are able to even walk five feet without getting a bomb to the cranium.

Imagine the meeting, how fucking akward it is.

Orange Man continues to troll on the international stage.

Iran was stalling talks and talking a big game abotu never accepting a deal with the US.
They might be more productive Sunday.

I heard there is a thing called, "dead hand" which activates all Russian nukes if there is nuclear detonation activity in Russia wiping the world out.

You are a fucking retard. Thats a plot point from a dark comedy movie, Dr. Strangelove.

The Russians probably have somewhat fewer (functional) nuclear weapons than they did at the end of the cold war. You need to take the plutonium out and re-process it to weapons grade every 7 years or so. Russia definitely does that for some of its nukes, but I doubt they keep all ~9000 up to spec.

Not the plutonium. That stuff will go for 30-50. You are thinking of the tritium. That must be replaced regularly. The uranium shells also need inspection for oxidation.

Once it launches ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BRING IT DOWN EARLY it entirely up to it to either run out of battery or fulfill its mission, there is no comms

Its a plane, moving slow with limited ability to manevuer. They can literally be shot down by WWII AA guns, which is why they have to launch them in the hundreds to actually hit any targets. You are an idiot.

Jewish people might want to paint themselves as the eternal victims, but the narrative is largely self serving. In the middle east they were genocidal assholes, and in Europe they were Supremacist antagonistic assholes.

Pretty much this. "Ive been kicked out of 109 households for nothing. Ok I fucked their daughters and their dogs but I paid the daughters so it was ok"

the difference is Jewish culture valued being extremely learned and well read,

Misspelled "inbred"

 

[Iron Jaguar]

the one thing i wanted to add i find it pretty interesting when pedophiles are charged with sex crimes, they flock to israel for no reason

Oh, there's a reason.

TRUE PROMISE 3 INCOMING!!!!
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Let's see how many get intercepted or hit random apartment buildings in Tel Aviv.

Let's see how many launchers get immediately destroyed now that they're exposed. Almost as if this was intentional.