Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Aunt Carol]

I think it's okay to realize that some people are just born fucked up, and they don't need a pathology behind it. There isn't a diagnosis, medication, program, or therapy that will ever fix a certain segment of the population--they are simply not compatible with life.

“She’s a monster. I think of her as one of those pitiful things that are born in hospitals from time to time. They feed it, and keep it warm, but they don’t put it on the machines and it dies. Vickie is the same way in her head, but she looks normal and nobody could tell.”

She is comparing wherever she's sleeping now, presumably still an NYC hotel, to the tail of a plane that crashed in the Andes.

-Lying in a hotel bed, eating room temperature sushi with a crushed pot of spicy mayo
"Cannibalism"

OK, so we're all on the same page with this.

Does your horoscope say anything about all of the copper wire being ripped out of your power chair while you sleep?

This is funny but it's got wheels: quicker, easier, and eventually more lucrative to just take the whole thing for a joyride, then sell or trade it to someone across town who lives a street lifestyle and wants a battlecruiser. No catalytic converter on a power chair, either.

 

[Temperance]

Latest lunacy (an ER visit after eating a bit of apple):

just had to break my 5 month epipen free streak bc my fave gluten free cafe accidentally gave me the vegan cupcakes that have apple in them :’)

okay the answer to how long does it take me at my current state to go from first moment of homelessless to resus is in! 6 days

I took my epipen immediately upon ingestion, had to take a second by the time I got to the ER (and triage did not realize what was going on ) and I’m STILL reacting

As a reminder, Vicky's allegedly allergic to most fruits & vegetables...


Muh gastroparesis!

...Or is it MCAS?


Lol

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Latest lunacy:
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As a reminder, Vicky's allegedly allergic to most fruits & vegetables...
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Muh gastroparesis!
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...Or is it MCAS?
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Lol
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and some people in this thread thought Vicky wasn’t taking opiates. I’m putting her down for adderall, opiates, benzos and an array of psych drugs. I think all the health nonsense is just her cover story for being an insurance covered drug addict. Can’t take that power chair down to the Bronx to cop good shit, nor is she social enough to get good hook ups from other NYU students. Imagine Vicky rolling up in her power chair begging you to get her some fent for her EDS.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

I almost forgot that "allergic to everything" really just means allergic to everything that isn't fast food. I don't believe she's a drug addict. It seems her doctors' bullshit radar has been working pretty well for most of her life and she's too awkward to know where and how to get illegal drugs.
Living off carbs and sugar while avoiding greens is very much in line with her NEETsona who needs resuscitation at the thought of having to experience the most minor learning curve discomfort.

 

[OnionMuncher]

-Lying in a hotel bed, eating room temperature sushi with a crushed pot of spicy mayo
"Cannibalism"

Have we considered that she is perhaps mostly mayonnaise at this point?

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I’m now thinking the apple incident might have been an attempt at a mercy kill. Or just plain murder, depending on how annoying a customer she is.

 

[Muskcarpone]

She just doesn't want to eat apples because of the old saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". If she couldn't access doctors to waste their time 24/7, her life would be utterly meaningless!

 

[Breadbear]

She rushed to the hospital because someone tricked her into eating fruit

 

[CyberInu]

This is her new plan: get the bakery to comp her a permanent apartment and hire an employee solely to look after their best, most special and delicate customer.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

She rushed to the hospital because someone tricked her into eating fruit

The plight of Jewish women since Eden.

 

[sarna]

This is her new plan: get the bakery to comp her a permanent apartment and hire an employee solely to look after their best, most special and delicate customer.

Fortunately or not, I don't think she has the hustle to become a full time Jonathan Yaniv-style slip-and-fall lawsuit grifter.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

How many homeless people eat from gluten free cafes?

 

[Riverfagg1599]

and some people in this thread thought Vicky wasn’t taking opiates. I’m putting her down for adderall, opiates, benzos and an array of psych drugs. I think all the health nonsense is just her cover story for being an insurance covered drug addict. Can’t take that power chair down to the Bronx to cop good shit, nor is she social enough to get good hook ups from other NYU students. Imagine Vicky rolling up in her power chair begging you to get her some fent for her EDS.

Well considering you have diarrhea as a withdrawal symptom and not constipation she's definitely not very experienced with them at the least. Being constipated from not having opiates is the most retarded thing I've heard all week. She's full of shit with that post at the least.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Well considering you have diarrhea as a withdrawal symptom and not constipation she's definitely not very experienced with them at the least. Being constipated from not having opiates is the most retarded thing I've heard all week. She's full of shit with that post at the least.

Well she’s not in withdrawal and still enjoying a good supply. I doubt she’s ever been in withdrawal except maybe when mom and dad tried to put their foot down years ago. This chick takes her power chair and good insurance all over Manhattan faking every illness under the sun to keep the scripts coming.

Vicky has been (full of shit) constipated for years then has to take drastic measures try and empty the back up. I figured opiate constipation was why it took a week for her to get a simple colonoscopy. Just getting all the shit out of her took a week of work, struggle, medical assistance and hospital grade enemas. At other times she probably takes various drugs to induce the runs after not shitting for a week or two. (Given her diet and opiate intake it’s no wonder she’s always complaining about her shit)

 

[Aunt Carol]

I figured opiate constipation was why it took a week for her to get a simple colonoscopy. Just getting all the shit out of her took a week of work, struggle, medical assistance and hospital grade enemas.

That and how long you can string out drinking 2 liters of prep when you're the most specialest girl in the world.
Usually if someone can't or "can't" drink bowel prep (but is still cooperative and wants the scope), you place an NG tube for long enough to get the prep in and clean them out. I wonder why that wasn't an option here.

Vickie doesn't seem to crave a tube like most FtM munchies; she wants something else, maybe just opiates and attention. Once you're pooping clear and can get your endoscopy done, there's no reason to stay inpatient anymore.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Hospital no longer just giving her whatever she wants.

I wonder what she'll fake next to get a week of room and board.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Hospital no longer just giving her whatever she wants.

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I wonder what she'll fake next to get a week of room and board.

Getting mad that the ER won't give you OTC medicine is peak munchie.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

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I’m now thinking the apple incident might have been an attempt at a mercy kill. Or just plain murder, depending on how annoying a customer she is.

Yes, Vicky, because every worker there is going to have memorized your ever-increasing list of very definitely real allergies and exotic medical conditions because you stand out so much among all the other "gluten-sensitive" munchies in their customer base.

Her utter self-centeredness pushes me dangerously close to MATI territory at times.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

So we're at a point where medical professionals refuse to prescribe her a basic mild antihistamine lmao.

 

[sarna]

But she has to have her hundreds of dollars worth of specially compounded Benadryl and Pepcid or she'll die. Right?