Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Y'all upset at Gabe just don't underatand the Hebrew magic at hand.

Think of the unbridled seethe coursing through Balldo's nitrous fueled brain as a SHORT WEIRD JEWISH NERD says that something he did was wrong to Keanu, a woman he can't shut up. His two least favorite things, judgy prude nerds and loud women, coming together to say his least favorite thing "Nick, you are wrong" and on top of that we know how much "Nick Masterson" can't stand people having morals around him, so having Gabe and Keanu be like, "guys it's wrong to do drugs and hurt kids" leads to him sperging out and making himself look worse by trying to downplay his drug use around his kids.

This is Jewish trickery at it's finest, shalom.

On top of this they got Rekieta to watch the stream and be in chat.

Imagine being Nick forced to watch a livestream of a tiny Jew who's richer than you talking about how evil you are to some whore lmao

I'd probably be pissed if I had watched live too, but in hindsight, Nitrous Nick huffing his gas and screaming at his computer as fucking tiny Jew Gabe is like "he did drugs AND drank and that is not kosher" while Keanu struggles to remember to breathe is hilarious to me.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Time for us to commit a mass account deletion. We can never recover from this.

 

[Vibralldo]

It was really a make it or break it moment for Keanu Thompson and I found her way, way more annoying than Gabe Hoffman just recapping everything and dangling the allegations for 4 hours. Indeed, I felt the urge to chokeslam and drive something through glass walls.

At least Gabe gave me a recap. Keanu interrupted constantly with things I don't care like her opinions, treating it like a conversation instead of an interview.

She has no idea how to read out superchats and the dead air where she hums like a bimbo while skimming through the superchats and deciding what to read and not shouting out the person sending the money is infuriating and surprising considering that she supposedly had years of experience doing this.

There was one part where she just displays screenshots describing a torture rape cartoon featuring teenagers and saying nothing expecting the audience to silent read the screenshot and not considering that some are listening, not watching the interview.

She blew this opportunity for clout hard just like how she blew figuratively and literally in her Onlyfans stint. It was such a waste.

She comes across like a retarded child, always doing silly voices.

She reminds me of Nurse Bendy from Moral Orel, the retarded school nurse that's mentally stuck as a child because she keeps getting raped constantly.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

If the Stream had been half an hour to an hour long then it would have been a passable stream, the material wasn't worth even that probably since Nick "got ahead of it", some of it at least, but it would have been received much better than Keanu's 5 hour bore fest. This wasn't in any way a win for Nick but it fucking feels like one, we learnt he was likely a domestic abuser of his son and wife which seems in character for him, and that's more dirt we have on Nick than we had before.

 

[Zab McMann]

What we got last night:

--a three hour explainer of what lolcows are and how Nick's one
--old clips of Nick being a creep/degenerate
--Keanu being a disappointment
--Gabe misunderstanding why Nick loves showing people Redo of Healer (horrific actions to shock/disgust people rather than enjoying the content of the show itself)
--a separate stream where @FROG shows the tripod picture that has Nick look like an emo Pee Wee Herman
--Nick trying to get out ahead of the stream by admitting to physical abuse of one of his sons
--Keanu vs Gabe due to the stream imploding

The main reveals where outside the stream, and Gabe wasted everyone's time on what could've been either a 2.5 hour solo stream or a long Twitter post with links. The only good thing is that no one walked away with a W even though one was there if Keanu wasn't being a dumb whore.

What a day for the kino gods to take away Keanu's felting power.

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

Just in case Gabe Hoffman, or anyone else, decided to take this shitshow down, I archived it.


The archive on Rumble.

 

[Vibralldo]

(horrific actions to shock/disgust people rather than enjoying the content of the show itself)

I think it's both Nick enjoying the content and wanting to disgust people

He's stated multiple times that he identifies with the main character using time powers to revenge rape women who wronged him and that "this would be what every man would do" with time control powers. It doesn't help that Nick's shown to be the most unhinged when women "wrong" him

 

[AltisticRight]

Yep. Time to lock the thread....
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With the amount of doritos he's sassily eating tonight, he shall move to deathfats to challenge chantal one on one. Whoever is fatter, we win.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

I can't believe I stayed up last night to watch that shit when I could have stayed up to watch niggers burn down LA

 

[SigmaBalls]

With the amount of doritos he's sassily eating tonight, he shall move to deathfats to challenge chantal one on one. Whoever is fatter, we win.

Alright this is worth stating, time to move on from calling Gabe a kike and Keanu a dumb whore and get back to calling Nick a FATASS
Nick DROP THE DORITOS BUDDY YOU'RE ALREADY OVERWEIGHT!

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

She really is a monster for cucking this shit from us. If she REALLY does care about getting the truth out there about how April was abused, let alone his abuse towards his own flesh and blood and our wife, then she would of already put it out instead of creating this whole theatrical song and dance out of this. Just put the texts and transcripts in the bag.

Sadly the vapid whore got 100x her normal views and her only claim to e-fame is being once friends with another vapid whore.

She's dumb as hell but even she can see that Nick content brings money/attention, so why show it all at once?

 

[1689WillCommenceAgain]

What a waste of time that stream was.

 

[break these cuffs]

--Gabe misunderstanding why Nick loves showing people Redo of Healer (horrific actions to shock/disgust people rather than enjoying the content of the show itself)

This has been brought up multiple times I know I'm not the only one who is done with the "it's only for shock value" attitude. I stopped making excuses with Amos Yee. He's just an edgy guy trying to push boundaries! He's a free speech advocate! The Singaporean government is after him! Then he gets busted for being a pedo, does his time, get's out on parole, writes a blogpost about he's gonna keep doing it, and gets locked up again.

Yee was the person who made me take people at their word. If you tell me you're a pedo, I'm going to believe it. If you walk, talk, and act like a pedo, I'm going to believe you are one. Nick has a number of red flags surrounding himself and chooses to associate with pedophiles and total sexual deviants. He cultivates this image. I choose to believe Nick on this one.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Keanu was beaten and abused by her ex-BF.
Now I don't know if I can cosign that necessarily, however:

Spoiler

I can.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Guys you fell for one stupid thing that means Nick was right about everything all along rules are rules

It's never been more OVER then it is now Null bros.... time to hang up the cheese and give the kiwifarms away to Ralph so he can give it to mexicans for hookers.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Catching up via highlights over this nothing burger. Thanks for admitting you beat your kids and CPS did nothing over this Nick

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

As someone who followed the Sophie Long case....

Let me make this perfectly clear: There exists a 15+ min video of Sophie SCREAMING in terror about going back to her mother. The Internet entirely split on the matter. It was insanity. That video is VERY hard to find because Kelly (Sophie's mom) got it scrubbed. She threatened law suits everywhere. Katie from Without A Crystal Ball (if you know you know) was all over it. She deleted all her vids.

I am usually a pretty opinionated person on these issues but could not decide on the matter. Over time, I've decided that BOTH parents were toxic. Michael Long was caught in Mexico with a lot of drugs, and Sophie. Not okay.

Anyway, that little girl was terrified. She didn't seemed coached to me. I'll leave it there.

I was gonna say, I barely remember the case but shit was very very bad and Sophie needed to gtfo somehow. Then the dad straight fled to Mexico with her, also bad.
It’s really a sad example of how, in many cases, both parents can be shit and the kid gets caught in the middle with no real recourse.

 

[CECA Loather]

This has been brought up multiple times I know I'm not the only one who is done with the "it's only for shock value" attitude. I stopped making excuses with Amos Yee. He's just an edgy guy trying to push boundaries! He's a free speech advocate! The Singaporean government is after him! Then he gets busted for being a pedo, does his time, get's out on parole, writes a blogpost about he's gonna keep doing it, and gets locked up again.

Yee was the person who made me take people at their word. If you tell me you're a pedo, I'm going to believe it. If you walk, talk, and act like a pedo, I'm going to believe you are one. Nick has a number of red flags surrounding himself and chooses to associate with pedophiles and total sexual deviants. He cultivates this image. I choose to believe Nick on this one.

For me, it was earlier with Nick Bates.

As for the other Nick, since he openly puts on display how sex-crazed and sex starved he is, since he proved to everyone on screen that he has no control over his temper, I cannot take him for his word when he says he didn't abuse his children physically or sexually.

Rekieta is into that depraved and disgusting cartoon featuring the sexual and physical abuse and brainwashing of girls who barely hit puberty, how can I be sure that this doesn't translate to his daughters? Has he shown his children Redo of Healer?

Rekieta yells and is alleged to be physically abusive to women. I can see him being violent towards his sons.

 

[Vibralldo]

Keanu was beaten and abused by her ex-BF.
View attachment 7497077 Now I don't know if I can cosign that necessarily, however:

Spoiler

I can.

Keanu could drive the dhali llama into kicking her ass if he spent enough time with her, she is insufferably retarded

 

[Vect]

ick is still 30 pages behind Chantal in the race to 10K pages.
I had hopes something would come out that would even them up, but, sadly, no.

I suspect they'll get there because when Chantal has the sense to disappear, as she had now, they go back to rediscussing her old content and hateposting to avoid withdrawal.