Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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An hour to cook instant noodles. Retard made beer soup. foul.
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Nana Feeder 9k said:
Oh cool, I had no idea he had a wiki again. The last one the admin had some weird trolls remorse, locked everything, and refused to let anyone else work on it so it'd go inactive and die.
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The new wiki was set up and graciously hosted by @grand larsony, and many articles were written by @Lei Wulong's Left Leg, a tremendous effort.

I was listening to Cobra's recent 'chillin' today and I noticed some very special WAND NEWS. At 15:30 of the latest chillin stream, Cobra says that JESSICA BOYLE sent her wand back, had disassembled it and removed the gem from the hilt. Very petty and sad. But the boy then suggests that he's going to repair it and put it up for sale for the very specific price of Three Hundred and Thirty Four bucks (you will get extra goodies if you buy it, when he gets around to it). My guess is that is exactly how much it would cost to get him out of the negative as of the time at recording.

Cobrafans, this may be the very last (and most cursed) Cobra relic ever to be offered up to the public, unless Clint sells off other relics in a blind auction upon the Gothic Cowboy from Hell's demise (I pray he lives to 90 and streams often).

So, @AnOminous, my previous wand update was incorrect in a sense, a 'new' wand may be up for sale shortly, but Satan only knows where it's been :story:
 
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cobra fucker said:

drain all the beer, but make sure you keep the baby clam juice
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Yea this might be one of the most vile things he has concocted yet. Bud Light clamato? Didn't even know that was a thing. I swear I have said this a dozen times but his stomach is lined with steel, no other way he is able to eat this slop with no consequences.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
The new wiki was set up and graciously hosted by @grand larsony, and many articles were written by @Lei Wulong's Left Leg, a tremendous effort.

I was listening to Cobra's recent 'chillin' today and I noticed some very special WAND NEWS. At 15:30 of the latest chillin stream, Cobra says that JESSICA BOYLE sent her wand back, had disassembled it and removed the gem from the hilt. Very petty and sad. But the boy then suggests that he's going to repair it and put it up for sale for the very specific price of Three Hundred and Thirty Four bucks (you will get extra goodies if you buy it, when he gets around to it). My guess is that is exactly how much it would cost to get him out of the negative as of the time at recording.

Cobrafans, this may be the very last (and most cursed) Cobra relic ever to be offered up to the public, unless Clint sells off other relics in a blind auction upon the Gothic Cowboy from Hell's demise (I pray he lives to 90 and streams often).

So, @AnOminous, my previous wand update was incorrect in a sense, a 'new' wand may be up for sale shortly, but Satan only knows where it's been :story:
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Only the most foolhardy collector of cursed relics would buy a wand that was touched both by the boglim and the bog witch. Though, his wands dont seem to have the same potent curse that the sonichu medallions have.
 
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Eventide said:
Isn't duster abuse known to cause legit brain damage/lower IQ? Like, people have ended up institutionalized for life from doing too much duster/lose the ability to function.
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Yes, same with any inhalant. The "high" is caused by brain damage actively occurring due to oxygen deprivation. There's plenty of other examples of retards huffing themselves into vegetables but go look at Nick Rekieta. Dude's huffed himself into a perma-tard hitting nitrous 24/7. Another avenue that it effects the brain is that some inhalants like nitrous shut down the bodies vitamin b12 production which is essential for brain function.
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Yes, same with any inhalant. The "high" is caused by brain damage actively occurring due to oxygen deprivation. There's plenty of other examples of retards huffing themselves into vegetables but go look at Nick Rekieta.
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There was a guy who huffed the computer duster while working in an IT shop, and after about six months, the dude was fried worse than Cobes. It destroys the brain, and there's almost no recovery from it. It might zombify a person into staring off and practically drooling.

Guys like Nick and Cobes need to stay away from all substances, but if they did, they wouldn't be here to begin with. The alcohol is wetting their brains, the duster is killing their brains, nicotine and tobacco (for Cobra) is destroying his mouth and lungs, cocaine and ketamine and whatever else Rekieta was doing was fucking him up horribly. Pills and painkillers destroy other parts of the brain and body. Weed still might damage their lungs. Neither of them has self-control.

The current arc feels depressing now that it's typed out.
 
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But the boy then suggests that he's going to repair it and put it up for sale for the very specific price of Three Hundred and Thirty Four bucks (you will get extra goodies if you buy it, when he gets around to it). My guess is that is exactly how much it would cost to get him out of the negative as of the time at recording.
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He's been obsessed with the numbers 3 and 4 before he even started his channel. Almost every number/price/etc he sets is a variation of those numbers, unless it's 666 or 420. Wands used to be $34.
 
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
Though, his wands dont seem to have the same potent curse that the sonichu medallions have.
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Well the medallions were "hand-crafted" to the point where Chris could store a little residual evil in like when Bakura curses the piece of the Millennium Puzzle. Cobra Craft "Hand Made" wands were literally just sticks for the first leg of the store's life.
 
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