Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Oxyjen]

Oh, and we should not overlook, Gabe publicly agreed to fight Ethan Ralph in a mud pit of his choosing, so we’ve got that (not) happening to look forward to.

 

[Vibralldo]

Oh, and we should not overlook, Gabe publicly agreed to fight Ethan Ralph in a mud pit of his choosing, so we’ve got that (not) happening to look forward to.

At this point i feel like ralph would win

 

[ChromaQuack]

Oh, and we should not overlook, Gabe publicly agreed to fight Ethan Ralph in a mud pit of his choosing, so we’ve got that (not) happening to look forward to.

RPing as bryan dunn is always a good move, if you wanna know the truth about it.

 

[keke]

FWIW Aaron implied on his show today that he has heard the Kayla shower head bashing story before. “The other story he revealed, when I heard that one I went, ‘I didn’t know that one got out.’ I was basically like I didn’t know other people knew that one,” were his exact words.

I know in the face of the like 4 hour stream Gabe orchestrated, expecting a chit chat gossip streamer like Keanu to turn into an experienced producer and flawlessly manage whatever link dump of clips he sent her, it’s underwhelming… but aside from it being funny that both of them have been smacking themselves on the head, it’s horrifying to imagine the IRL shower call isn’t even a meme and he was cornering his wife there, screaming at her like he did Keanu, until she hit her own head against the wall behind her to the point of a 1-inch wound and concussion symptoms, just to make him back off.

 

[Vect]

This nigga is a crackhead who thinks he's not a crackhead.

Well no, he's a crackhead with a streaming career, a dilapidated house, 5 kids and a wife who doesn't understand why the government won't let him be a crackhead.

Has Gabe made any public statements about the overall reaction to the stream? He's been shitting on Nick pretty good, but I wanna know if he has self-awareness to the fact that everyone hated that shit.

Probably, they were getting a lot of heat in chat. I think he's smart enough and has the gist of Nick's character to argue his point and not acknowledge the reaction. Bare in mind one of Nicks little reactions was to mock Gabe for proving he was a crap lawyer - which A) again implies he was expecting far worse, and B) that this law streamer didn't care about being crap lawyer.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

At this point i feel like ralph would win

At this point I would support total Ralphamale victory over Gabe.

 

[Oxyjen]

At this point I would support total Ralphamale victory over Gabe.

They played the clip of the challenge where the rage pig said he’d have to kill himself if he lost to Gabe, and I don’t think any of us want to see him go out like that. It just wouldn’t be kosher.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

it’s horrifying to imagine the IRL shower call isn’t even a meme and he was cornering his wife there, screaming at her like he did Keanu, until she hit her own head against the wall behind her to the point of a 1-inch wound and concussion symptoms, just to make him back off.

Even more horrifying when you consider that the layout of the house means their kids would have been able to hear everything. I’m sure Nick will say he only screamed at and menaced his wife when the kids were out of the house.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Even more horrifying when you consider that the layout of the house means their kids would have been able to hear everything. I’m sure Nick will say he only screamed at and menaced his wife when the kids were out of the house.

Kayla is a dumb cunt for the head bang though. What a dumb woman.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

- Thinks not fucking while you're in high school makes you a pedophile (wtf) because you never get the experience of fucking a high schooler out of your system

What if someone just gets to second base in high school, but never 'scores'? Are they half a pedophile?

- EVS looked the full song up and apparently it's "dark" (unknown what the song is and if he means dark as in the song implies Nick is suicidal or dark as in the sing implies he wants to murder Elissa)

I would pay to know what song it was. While I don't think I have a snowball's chance in hell of guessing it right, I hope it was something like Last Kiss by Mest, or You Should Have Killed Me When You Had the Chance by A Day to Remember.

Spoiler: Emo Shit Ahoy

"Stare at you as you slit my wrist
And as we share our last kiss
Hold me as we die
Empty bottles to deal with this
Pictures to remember this
Hold me, say goodbye"

Last Kiss by Mest

"The only thing that’s going to bother me
Is that you’ll all call yourselves my friends
Why can’t you look me in the eyes
One last time?

The writing’s on the walls
You read that I’ll be gone
But if you call my name
Just know that I’ll come running
For one more night
To spare with you
This is where I’m meant to be
Please don’t leave me

I walked into your house this morning
I brought the gun from our end table
Your blood was strewn across the walls
They’ll find you on your bathroom floor"

You Should Have Killed Me... - ADtR

- EVS's cohost makes the gay argument that people only care about Nick because he's a public figure and "worse stuff happens in everyone's neighborhood"

If I knew someone in my 'hood was acting to like Rackets, I'd call the fucking cops. If Rackets didn't want to be the subject of online discussion, he shouldn't have streamed himself getting head and doing blow.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

If Nick bothers streaming after picking up the kids (they really don’t have help to do that??) then it will have to be a recap of closing arguments. The verdict could be in b/f he even starts.

 

[Vibralldo]

FWIW Aaron implied on his show today that he has heard the Kayla shower head bashing story before. “The other story he revealed, when I heard that one I went, ‘I didn’t know that one got out.’ I was basically like I didn’t know other people knew that one,” were his exact words.

I know in the face of the like 4 hour stream Gabe orchestrated, expecting a chit chat gossip streamer like Keanu to turn into an experienced producer and flawlessly manage whatever link dump of clips he sent her, it’s underwhelming… but aside from it being funny that both of them have been smacking themselves on the head, it’s horrifying to imagine the IRL shower call isn’t even a meme and he was cornering his wife there, screaming at her like he did Keanu, until she hit her own head against the wall behind her to the point of a 1-inch wound and concussion symptoms, just to make him back off.

All the stream needed to be was Gabe giving a bit of his background and credentials then dropping the new allegations

He didn't need receipts for Keanu to fumble with because the sources are anonymous

If the stream was just 30 minutes with the new info then people would say "lol Nick gave himself away over that" and not "Keanu and Gabe are retards and should fuck off from the sektor forever"

 

[Oxyjen]

Christmas Example. There I said it.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Also now it's confirmed Nick was suicidebaiting about Elissa in EVS' DMs, I'd just like to join the chorus of people telling him to just do it then, pussy.

I don't normally tell people to kill themselves, in fact I never do that, but here, if he's going to threaten it as manipulation, he can fuck off and just get it over with.

 

[Harm]

Gabe really sucks at this and in hindsight, it's staggering how much better this could have gone if he had reached out to someone who knows the full lore to fill in the gaps. He tried to paint Nick Rekieta as a pedophile, and all he had was Redo of Healer?

Where was the love for American Beauty? His revelation that the protagonist would've lived if they fucked the teenager? Where's the amolestinground slip up? Where's Nick gushing about his favorite porn stars who just happen to look like 14 year olds? Where's the roster of Nick's pedo buddies? Where's the clip of trad dad Nick talking about how pedos deserve love and mercy because Jesus said so? Where's his buddy Drexel who groomed the teenage girl? Where's Nick telling Vito "what's a little pedo amongst friends?" Where's the litany of random accusations he's made of pedophilia against others? Where's the gross weird sex jokes about showing Mexican penises to children and jerking off in the family bathroom?

It'd be like making a whole ordeal about how DarksydePhil is bad with money and then completely omitting WWE Champions, his bankruptcy, and the bank leaks, just to go "look at all these video game statues he bought and doesn't need! Now, let's get into the big stuff. Keanu, have you heard of Doordash?"

 

[Yes I'm New]

Getting reports from anonymous sources that Nick may or may not have been raped behind an Arby's in 1998. More to come...

 

[john marston]

Where was the love for American Beauty? His revelation that the protagonist would've lived if they fucked the teenager? Where's the amolestinground slip up? Where's Nick gushing about his favorite porn stars who just happen to look like 14 year olds? Where's the roster of Nick's pedo buddies? Where's the clip of trad dad Nick talking about how pedos deserve love and mercy because Jesus said so? Where's his buddy Drexel who groomed the teenage girl? Where's Nick telling Vito "what's a little pedo amongst friends?" Where's the litany of random accusations he's made of pedophilia against others? Where's the gross weird sex jokes about showing Mexican penises to children and jerking off in the family bathroom?

Don't forget the jokes about his own children getting molested. Such as when he talked about how his church was "sick" for "gathering all the children into one place." Or his weird diatribe about his six year old daughter about how that boyband singer wouldn't want to marry her "because his name isn't Muhammad."

Edit: I feel the need to edit this just to say: I don't know if Nick is a pedophile. I don't like to lob pedo-allegations at someone unless I am 100% sure and I am unsure about Nick. All am I doing is pointing out things that he has publicly said and is on video saying. You can find @elb clips for all of these, and I think Josh has also covered them on MATI

 

[woodedbag]

I'm still lost on what the point of this was. Everyone watching that stream was either a seasoned veteran in making fun of rekieta looking for a new thing to make fun of him for or a morbidly obese balldo washer. Gabe Hoffman seems to think the guy still has normal fans that are unaware of all of this. That really doesn't track when you consider that Nick spends 75% of his time in the public eye talking about Aaron eating his cum or how he didnt choke slam his kids or cussing out random OF chicks on his stream and X as it is. Your job wasn't to convince anyone of anything Gabe, your job was to deliver new shit to laugh at. Instead we all had to endure 4 hours of Keanu Thompson, and for that I will never forgive the Jews.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Not worth an archive but this tweet's username really says it all. This is nick's audience now.

 

[Captain Manning]

If the stream was just 30 minutes with the new info then people would say "lol Nick gave himself away over that" and not "Keanu and Gabe are retards and should fuck off from the sektor forever"

Like I've said, I also would have accepted a 30 SECOND steam where Gabe just announced he doesn't have shit and laughed. In fact, that would have probably been the optimal route here.

Yeah, some people would have been disappointed, but others can appreciate a good troll and how Nick self-felted for no reason whatsoever. @Balldo's Gate already pointed out that this could have gone like the ReviewTechUSA thing did with Kino Casino.

This five hours... or however long it was... for essentially nothing... was just goddamned painful.