Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Good lord Nick. Start a new prompt. You can't distinguish anything in this sepia colored blob of piss.

God Nick is shit at AI. What a cock gobbling retard.

 

[ChromaQuack]

He made the shit up and his sources were crackpipes.

I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this bad boy lately. Skooma stocks going to the moon.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Balldo man, lmao!

Let’s make a pact fellow Kiwis.

If we ever run into Rekieta in public, we’re going to stop him and say: “Hey you look familiar?!”

And right as he’s about to launch into a cocky “Yeah. You might have seen me during the Depp trial!” We say: “YOURE THE BALLDO MAN!” And watch all the light disappear from his eyes.

To the tune of the Spider-Man themesong:

Balldo-man, Balldo-man
Does whatever a faggot can!
Snorts a line, any size
Huffs gas to get high
Look out!
Here comes the Balldo-man

Is he straight? Listen, bud:
Thinks only of Aaron's wood
Can he swing with his wife?
Yes and fucked his entire life
Hey there
There goes the Balldo-Man

 

[Soapmore]

Balldo man, lmao!

Let’s make a pact fellow Kiwis.

If we ever run into Rekieta in public, we’re going to stop him and say: “Hey you look familiar?!”

And right as he’s about to launch into a cocky “Yeah. You might have seen me during the Depp trial!” We say: “YOURE THE BALLDO MAN!” And watch all the light disappear from his eyes.

My existing plan is to say Hey! ... but then "You let your 8 year old get into your cocaine!"

 

[AnOminous]

I am actually getting fucking ptsd flash backs. My balls fucking ache and I feel like I'm about to puke the more I look at that picture. God damn, Rekieta must not have any feeling down there.

Im fucking dry heaving. I need to go lay down.

He's probably numbed his balls and micro by constantly gooning to disgusting porn, and what that didn't finish, the cocaine and whiskey did. Impotent Balldo cuck.

 

[HackerX]

He's probably numbed his balls and micro by constantly gooning to disgusting porn, and what that didn't finish, the cocaine and whiskey did. Impotent Balldo cuck.

Oh God. What about the whippets? If they are turning his fingers blue, I can't imagine what they're doing for other....appendages. Literal blue balls.

 

[Vibralldo]

He looks miserable and keeps looking down and typing, presumably to tweet at the haters


Less than 1k viewers BTW

 

[Fapcop]

Nick: Sititing by himself looking like shit, coping, seething. A sad and pathetic sight!

Meanwhile at Kurt’s channel:



Give him a watch guys, it’s enjoyable and he’s earned it imho!

 

[CobraPlissken]

Also, what is he even talking about? The reality is that "guilty people" are "let go" all of the time when the state doesn't have a good enough case, i.e. it's not infrequent for criminal charges to be dismissed or withdrawn.

If there's something I learned from bodycam & interrogation channels on YouTube is that one of the techniques investigators use when interrogating a suspect is asking him what punishment he'd find adequate for someone who committed the same crime as he's suspected of having committed.

Someone without a guilty conscience and with a strong moral compass tends to suggest a harsh punishment; a guilty person, on the other hand, tends to suggest a mild punishment or no punishment at all, because it is the outcome he wants for himself if people discover he's guilty.

So yeah, Nick thinks "guilty people" should "be let go" because he's guilty and that's what he wants for himself.

 

[Niggernerd]

Lmao the Keanu streams so boring it didnt even make it on KC's promo

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

I wonder why his comedy career failed? I really dont understand how Nick could fuck up a jew joke with this good of a setup. It should be impossible.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

ninja'd but archived.

 

[Niggernerd]

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I wonder why his comedy career failed? I really dont understand how Nick could fuck up a jew joke with this good of a setup. It should be impossible.

If Gabe didn't do the stream. He would have just said Kurt. Hes such a woman he wants petty attacks on anyone who made him mad lmao

 

[Oxyjen]

Seems a bit anti-semitic

 

[Vibralldo]

(allegedly) Nick beats his kids enough to generate 6 million niggawatts

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nick: Sititing by himself looking like shit, coping, seething. A sad and pathetic sight!

Meanwhile at Kurt’s channel:

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Give him a watch guys, it’s enjoyable and he’s earned it imho!

Kurt managing to pull a panel and doing peak rackets numbers would be absolute kino, please God let it happen.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

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ninja'd but archived.

What's the big brain plan here? Is the idea to make himself so radioactive nobody will associate with him and then he can blame all his problems on prudes?

He's pulling 1/10th of what he used to, for what reason would you broadcast this of all things? Nobody even knows who Gabe is, outside like 2k people who watched the stream and we all agreed he sucked.

Another high as a kite unforced error.

 

[Vibralldo]

What's the big brain plan here? Is the idea to make himself so radioactive nobody will associate with him and then he can blame all his problems on prudes?

He's pulling 1/10th of what he used to, for what reason would you broadcast this of all things? Nobody even knows who Gabe is, outside like 2k people who watched the stream and we all agreed he sucked.

Another high as a kite unforced error.

Nick doesn't have a plan, he's entirely driven by whippit/addy fueled rage

 

[Red Dye #5]

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I wonder why his comedy career failed? I really dont understand how Nick could fuck up a jew joke with this good of a setup. It should be impossible.

Here I thought I was unfunny

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Lmao the Keanu streams so boring it didnt even make it on KC's promo

They do yell at Gabe around five minutes in at least.