Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cat tit bingo]

Null 2035 after the failed lawsuit and fall of Minnesota

 

[Sloppa]

What I find most amusing about this is it wouldn't even be an issue if Rekieta didn't make such a huge deal about the bodycam footage. Total Striesand effect. This would all be over if he just shut his mouth, but let this thread be a cautionary tale about the dangers of drug and alcohol abuse.

And now we have a shiny new meme: Nick Rekitea's Twig Show. Choke Slamming his minor children in a massage parlour near you!

Welllll. . .it's the Twig Show!

 

[PhoBingas]

Also, since I'm Nostradamus, I want you all to know he'll end the stream with a Kurt cooking video. You heard it here first!

The only Kurt Nick needs to follow at all is Cobain, and suck-start a shotgun. Oh wait, the police took his guns. Too bad you can't sign people up without their consent or in people in other countries up for MAID.

He can't beat his dick.

Broke dick failed lawyer!

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

And now we have a shiny new meme: Nick Rekitea's Twig Show. Choke Slamming his minor children in a massage parlour near you!

Welllll. . .it's the Twig Show!

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Yeah, the fact that he isn't shutting the fuck up is amazing. More for us, I suppose.

 

[Swole McPole]

Hardin v. Kandiyohi

It appears as though the staff of the Sheriff's department of Kandiyohi County have been spending some time with Our Wife strapped to a St Andrew's Cross.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

QRD on the highlights of the lawsuit?

 

[Captain Manning]

Keanu is a retarded snake too stupid go to have loyalty

She fucked over Aaron, then she fucked over Nick, now she's fucking over Gabe

I'm of two minds on this.

On the one hand, you can certainly argue that the right thing for her to do would be to just be thankful she got 2,000 live views and some decent money. Which, let's be real, she probably won't ever see again anytime soon. She also displayed some pretty big technical incompetence. I don't think this is really gonna hurt her that much, in the long run, because there's not much to hurt. She has a small low audience show. Plus, everybody has a bad show now and again.

On the other hand, she's not wrong that was a complete dogshit stream, and that it's predominately Gabe's fault because he just didn't bring the content like he promised. I also think that the presumption he did it for her exclusive benefit was and is vastly overstated (I myself am guilty of thinking this, at first). It certainly seemed like he shopped this around before landing with her. He wanted to do this for as much himself as anything. I also think he might have misrepresented to her what he had.

Also, @Dixieland Buckaroo called it:

So doubtless Gabe will pin the fuck ups from this stream on Keanoo and call it a day.

Doing a livestream on Nick Rekieta shouldn't be this difficult. It's kinda bizarre what a clusterfuck this turned into.

QRD on the highlights of the lawsuit?

All you have to do is read pages 1 though 12. It's not that long or complicated. 13 onwards are the exhibits explained on pages 1-12.

Basically, Hardin did everything to get a copy of the bodycam footage that was submitted to the court, and entered into the court's electronic database (which is why people could go to the courthouse to view it), before Nick's attorney and the CA conspired to have the record changed at the 11th hour to now claim it wasn't. Accordingly, Hardin calls shenanigans and is suing.

 

[Major]

Obviously Nick mentioning the assault on his son was way overplaying his hand for literally no reason. But I think he may have been subconciously trying to deflect accusations of him being a weak, twiggy man by making him seem strong and powerful in recalling him slamming...his own son.

 

[Random Internet Person]

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I had testicular torsion before so looking at this caused me genuine physical pain.

I’m cringing on the inside. Why would anybody want to use this?

 

[Null]

I’m cringing on the inside. Why would anybody want to use this?

well son, when a man doesn't love a woman but they've been together 20 years...

 

[Hamstirer]

Hardin v. Kandiyohi

 

[CECA Loather]

well son, when a man doesn't love a woman but they've been together 20 years...

He has an urge to castrate himself but decides to go for the middle ground and...

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

I’m cringing on the inside. Why would anybody want to use this?

It stops the pee coming from the balls

 

[John Andrews Stan]

it's predominately Gabe's fault because he just didn't bring the content like he promised

It’s called KeanuCast and she is bitching that he sent her tons of emails beforehand, with links and images that would be forming the body of his “investigation.” She literally doesn’t realize that this was all within her control and she refuses to own her part in not running her own show. She deserves all the shit she gets.

And yes she made $900, more than she ever has or ever will again.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I hope Hardin gets a fat bag from this. He deserves it for all the autism he has to deal with.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

I hope Hardin gets a fat bag from this. He deserves it for all the autism he has to deal with.

A sack so fat he’ll need all the spacer rings.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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I had testicular torsion before so looking at this caused me genuine physical pain.

And here I thought the Balldo was just a latex rubber band with a nub sticking out of it. That looks like something a dungeon master would heat red hot and slap on your nuts during the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

And now we have a shiny new meme: Nick Rekitea's Twig Show. Choke Slamming his minor children in a massage parlour near you!

Welllll. . .it's the Twig Show!

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HE'S FAT!
HE'S AN ADDICT!!
HE CHOKE SLAMS HIS KIDS!!!

ppp announcing rekieta to the ring.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

What I find most amusing about this is it wouldn't even be an issue if Rekieta didn't make such a huge deal about the bodycam footage. Total Striesand effect. This would all be over if he just shut his mouth, but let this thread be a cautionary tale about the dangers of drug and alcohol abuse.

And that's what makes a lolcow a lolcow.
They can't let it go.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Saw Branca wa live with Nick. Have we had the,”I di coke in the 80s and wasn’t that bad back then,” cope yet?