Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Illuminati Order Official]

I get what Gabe is trying to do. He has the revelation, but he wants to add weight to it by showing that Nick has consistently showed himself to be capable of it..

What Gabe was trying to do was to show that Nick is kinda bad person. To an audience of people who can't decide if he's just an evil sadistic piece of shit or possessed by a literal demon.

 

[${Sandy}]

well son, when a man doesn't love a woman but they've been together 20 years...

Nick Rekieta's theme song?

 

[CoomerTine]

Does anyone really believe Crackieta doesn’t have any OF subs

 

[Niggernerd]

I wonder if crackets will start saying nice things about KC because they shit on Gabe kinda hard lmao

 

[CoomerTine]

Still losing subs

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Andrew Branca did a cameo tonight. He and Nick discussed the Karen Read trail and possible candidates for future trail coverage. Courtney Clenney is Nick's favorite. He did mention that he literally has never watched any Only Fans content, but he knows some friends that are on it. They make tons of money, more money than YouTube.

 

[Chibitzen]

It’s called KeanuCast and she is bitching that he sent her tons of emails beforehand, with links and images that would be forming the body of his “investigation.” She literally doesn’t realize that this was all within her control and she refuses to own her part in not running her own show. She deserves all the shit she gets.

And yes she made $900, more than she ever has or ever will again.

It's like she doesn't know what a streamer actually does.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

And here I thought the Balldo was just a latex rubber band with a nub sticking out of it. That looks like something a dungeon master would heat red hot and slap on your nuts during the Spanish Inquisition.

Even the soldiers at Gitmo who torture Al-Qaeda suspects think it’s a little much…

 

[Vibralldo]

I wonder if crackets will start saying nice things about KC because they shit on Gabe kinda hard lmao

Nick's still gonna call them pedophiles and say they should die

 

[Chazzed Up]

What Gabe was trying to do was to show that Nick is kinda bad person. To an audience of people who can't decide if he's just an evil sadistic piece of shit or possessed by a literal demon.

What audience might that be? Because Keanu has fuck all for an audience, and everyone else there was brought in by this thread, KC, or other Sektur-related places, aka they already knew the backstory here with Nick. So this was for the 10 people Keanu regularly streams to?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

What audience might that be? Because Keanu has fuck all for an audience, and everyone else there was brought in by this thread, KC, or other Sektur-related places, aka they already knew the backstory here with Nick. So this was for the 10 people Keanu regularly streams to?

I meant us, and that it was completely redundant.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

PPP and Andy said they weren't going to go off on Gabe and Keanu but they ended up talking about it for the whole start of the show
(1.5x speed, from the replay so no chat)

More serious talk:

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The opening + gold star bit:
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Don't think it's been quoted here yet, but Kino Casino had a pretty funny segment about the Keanu Gabe stream yesterday. pretty much the same consensus people had here. Andy slipped a gold star joke too.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Null 2035 2025 after the failed lawsuit and fall of Minnesota
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FTFY

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Why he didn’t go with PPP and Warski is the head scratcher. They actually interview pretty well.

You are fucking high.

 

[Strix454]

He did mention that he literally has never watched any Only Fans content, but he knows some friends that are on it. They make tons of money, more money than YouTube.

This is a callback to an old Nick moment. One of the origins of the "Scandinavian Incel Prudes" thing is that Nick was invited to a church group and suggested to those people that christians should reach out to active onlyfans THOTS and get them to join churches (they would stay doing onlyfans work which the church according to Nick should approve of). The people at the church group were not encouraging of Nick's ideas. According to later streams with Nick, onlyfans performers were all women who just wanted extra money to take the kids to Disneyworld. They were also all incredibly rich and many of them owned private islands according to Nick.

Nick also I believe made various positive comments about Onlyfans as a career choice for young women and talked about its superiority as a career choice versus more conventional employment.

I would imagine as a major porn-hound, Nick watches alot of onlyfans and that his deep insights into the careers of professional THOTs probably comes from paid special interactions with them.

 

[Tablet County]

Now that Nick is confirmed to have choked out his son, does this mean that there's a Cooking With Jack crossover looming on the horizon?

 

[AnOminous]

The only real video about Nick at this point is him insanely screaming at a woman in a high pitched voice like a complete utter faggot.

 

[cow-wannabe]

Looks like Keanu has snaked Hoffman and thrown in her shit with Ethan, Ethan, and Mersh.

Who'd have thunk it?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

You are fucking high.

High on life! But, seriously Warski and PPP can actually interview fairly well. It’s an odd tag team dynamic, but it works.

 

[thebigdream]

Looks like Keanu has snaked Hoffman and thrown in her shit with Ethan, Ethan, and Mersh.

Who'd have thunk it?

The Sektur is uniting to kick the Jew...it's beautiful