Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

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Welcome to the next installment of "you only thought you hated these people enough," featuring Alex and Noah.

Alex is in emergency housing (not with her mom) and is making smug faces:

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Because one GoFundMe wasn't enough, Noah has upped the ante by creating his own:

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link, archive

Grid post announcing his GFM:

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Buckle in for the next installment: it's a long, long Instagram Q&A from Noah. It's around 40 screenshots, so I'm throwing them all under a spoiler.

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Current status of Alex's GFM:

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Poor, poor Ari.
 
It almost sounds like dumbass just jumped the gun on telling Alex that his parents want custody which means establishing paternity. "Ari's best chances are with me and my parents". That's not exactly wrong, he just then needs to either fuck off or get his shit together.

At this point I don't care if he punched Alex or barely touched her, I don't care whether her wheelchair is a DUI, I just want that sweet little girl to be raised by her paternal grandparents.
 
I like how he’s so enthusiastic about what a great job his parents do taking care of Ari. How about what YOU could do if you stepped up, Dad?
Oh, you mean the same parents Noah also told us are evil narcissists??

This is a scam for drug money.

At least with Alex, only some of the money is going into alcohol. I believe Alex would use a portion to secure housing.

I suspect Alex may be a liar, but going on about the way the mother of your child stinks and acting like her being in her daughter's life is a crime against God hurts your kid, you fucking retard. If he wasn't such a dick and just wanted to be a dad, you know, I might cowtip and send $20, because a kid deserves a mom and dad, but neither of these clowns should be within a mile of Ari.

I wonder who lies more, Alex or Noah? Tough call.
 
I stated when Ari was born that Florida has very strict laws about grandparent custody, and the very first thing Noah should done to protect his daughter would have been to establish parentage.

With that, it would be a legal fight between both sets of grandparents-assuming Alex’s parents want her, but at least they’d have had a shot at showing they were the best option. With Noah being an addict and Alex this disabled, they might have had a shot if Noah hadn’t been so lazy.

Noah’s parents have literally zero chance of helping Ari without that, and Alex is using Ari as a battering ram against them. In this case, I tend to believe Noah’s story but I would never throw my money at either of them. If you have $20.00 to throw at somebody, make it be Null for letting us talk about them.
 
Yet more from the dynamic duo.

Noah:

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Alex (Instagram stories):

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I think the Uber Eats deductions are showing the company's location rather than Noah's location. He is apparently still in Florida, probably once again drugged out on his bed at his parents' house.

Alex's new grid post:

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Maybe someone with better eyes can chime in, but the background in that video looks like Florida, not Illinois, at least to me. We know Alex is in some kind of emergency housing, and it looked hotel-like in the images we've seen. Someone is filming her with Ari, so she's got some sort of help-- one of her existing caretakers? I'm not convinced that Alex's parents even want Ari, and they apparently don't want Alex in their home. If what we've heard about the state of their home is true, then they're not going to pass any sort of official CPS/DCFS home inspection.

All I know for sure is that everyone in this story sucks, and Ari doesn't deserve any of this.
 
The background in that video looks like Florida, not Illinois, at least to me. We know Alex is in some kind of emergency housing, and it looked hotel-like in the images we've seen. Someone is filming her with Ari, so she's got some sort of help-- one of her existing caretakers? I'm not convinced that Alex's parents even want Ari, and they apparently don't want Alex in their home. If what we've heard about the state of their home is true, then they're not going to pass any sort of official CPS/DCFS home inspection.

All I know for sure is that everyone in this story sucks, and Ari doesn't deserve any of this.
Looks like Illinois to me, I don't see any palm trees or lots of blooming trees. Not that I'm a Florida or Illinois tree expert.

What does stand out to me is Alex driving her wheelchair too fast and basically making Ari stumble along.

I hope Alex drives herself/her mom into traffic and Noah finally ODs. Get this child to adults that give a shit and remove the rest of these hicks from her life permenantly.
 
A bit late her but on the video @often puzzled posted.

Holy FUCK! The sodium levels!

I dont know if anyone remenber/even saw that video of a woman preparing chicken with what she had at home coming home from vacation.
She seared the chicken, added onions, garlic and tomato sauce, some salt and herbs or something (or garlic, not important).
It was a simple meal but well cooked.
The aftermath was INSANE, the whole comment section filled up with "why you no seasonings fooood", "white people eat bland smh" "my mom told me fresh herbs doesn't taste anything" and so on and so forth. It was a shitshow and people we're assmad because she made bland chicken and European cuisine (lol) is bad
Article HERE

This seem like, from what I've seen personally, a very american phenomenon to me. Many amateur chefs and people who pride themselves being good at cooking on social media is just killing the food with buckets of mystery season and seem completely clueless about things like say fresh garlic, herbs and building layers of taste and texture .

If I saw anyone cook like this for my child I would ask what the fuck is happening and be genuinely confused why anyone would think this is a reasonable meal for a two year old.
Frying aris taste buds like this is doing her a huge disservice. Obviously she's not gonna grow up and never be able to cook properly but she's not given the best start so to speak. Not everyone enjoys to cook, not everyone is good or confident in the kitchen and some people just have a very artificial idea of what taste is.
That's ok but since Alex wanna pride herself on what a great cook she is (delusion) how is she ok with this and then put it online like she want prise for doing home made broccoli tots? It would probably be healthier to just buy dino tots than this.

Again she just follow blindly what others do on social media and probably saw "broccoli good" and then the tought process just stopped.
She don't understand (neither does the caretaker Obviously) that broccoli actually has flavor and probably heard someone say "kids don't like broccoli", assumed that means she has to hide the taste of it behind a barrel of salt and here we are.
She's white trash in a wheelchair and if this is the kinda food ari gets on the regular, that's just retarded on every level.
She will never change, her whole personality is just the döning Krueger effect, especially when it comes to parenting.

Hope she lose control of that wheelchair in traffic because the choices she makes are always the fucking worst for everyone involved.
 
We know Alex is in some kind of emergency housing, and it looked hotel-like in the images we've seen. Someone is filming her with Ari, so she's got some sort of help-- one of her existing caretakers?
Redditards matched the caregiver's dog to the dog in the first photo after the drama kicked off, and her teenage son is in another photo apparently.
So it seems that her caregiver is very kindly allowing them to stay with her. I'm sure she won't regret that at all.

As for the bank charges, don't Uber Eats deliver alcohol now too? She orders takeaways for pretty much every meal, even Starbucks in the morning. She paid for Noah's flight so I'm sure she also paid for his Uber from the airport. I believe that those charges are hers.
If not, she gave him permission to use it. Any reasonable person would just cancel the card and report the charges. You get given a new number pretty much immediately.
 
Redditards matched the caregiver's dog to the dog in the first photo after the drama kicked off, and her teenage son is in another photo apparently.
So it seems that her caregiver is very kindly allowing them to stay with her. I'm sure she won't regret that at all.

This made me go and look, and it appears they are correct.

Shot of dog from caregiver's Instagram:

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(I scrawled out the son's face. The caregiver appears to have multiple sons.)

Shot of dog from Alex's Instagram:

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Wait a minute. Didn't Alex say her mom came and got her?

The totally legit and super-reliable unnamed Reddit source said that.

In the meantime, Alex and Noah continue to try to out-POS each other by weaponizing Ari.

Alex:

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Some weirdly squashed images of Alex and Ari-- and they appear to be at a Cracker Barrel, for whatever reason. That's not exactly Alex's usual style.

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Then there's this:

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And this is from Noah:

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Noah then whined some more about the consequences of his own actions:

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I opened my Facebook, and lo and behold, Alex's e-begging was a 'suggested' post: https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1AsLX4it3p/
Don't think there's any point archiving since it's the exact same photo + text as the Instagram and GoFundMe itself.
I'm unsure if the post being pushed onto my feed means she's paying for it to be sponsored?

The comments are mostly people who already know what's up, but even well-meaning passersby seem a bit puzzled at the situation:
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