2025 Israel vs Iran War

[Smashed & Slamed]

That's a nice argument, too bad it consists entirely of cope over the fact you lost all your wars to much more poorly equipped opponents.

The American mind simply refuses to acknowledge other countries might be more competent at war.

I'm not American. But keep going on half cocked and full tard.

 

[theshep]

Was just watching the BBC and the journalist described "a woman who was rescued unconscious and without vital signs" I mean that's a long way around the bush to say she's dead.

 

[Judge Holden]

One thing I have observed in the past two years is how because there is absolutely zero critical thought allowed when it comes to shilling for muh palestine and whining about muh israel, the big league grifters are genuinely able to spam the most hilariously retarded shit imaginable and still get mass updoots and dono gibdats from the mongoloid hordes of brown third world kebabs, white first world leftists, and real fuckin brown first world neo nazis

 

[merpalerpaherp]

One thing I have observed in the past two years is how because there is absolutely zero critical thought allowed when it comes to shilling for muh palestine and whining about muh israel, the big league grifters are genuinely able to spam the most hilariously retarded shit imaginable and still get mass updoots and dono gibdats from the mongoloid hordes of brown third world kebabs, white first world leftists, and real fuckin brown first world neo nazis
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I don't know what you're talking about I store my submarines in skyscrapers to!

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

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Stunned no made a nigga hail Hitler edit of this.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Either Iranias are the most dog shit sharpshooters in existence or they target civilians locations on principle. The only place in Tel Aviv with any military importance is fucking massive 1.2km on 0.5km, yet somehow the only location that is never hit.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

One thing I have observed in the past two years is how because there is absolutely zero critical thought allowed when it comes to shilling for muh palestine and whining about muh israel, the big league grifters are genuinely able to spam the most hilariously retarded shit imaginable and still get mass updoots and dono gibdats from the mongoloid hordes of brown third world kebabs, white first world leftists, and real fuckin brown first world neo nazis
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One thing I have observed in the past two years is how because there is absolutely zero critical thought allowed when it comes to shilling for muh NATO and whining about muh Axis of evil, the big league grifters are genuinely able to spam the most hilariously retarded shit imaginable and still get mass updoots and dono gibdats from the mongoloid hordes of soy bugmen liberals, brown pro-west third worlders , and real fuckin white first world social democrats

 

[Judge Holden]

I don't know what you're talking about I store my submarines in skyscrapers to!

This is how the video he links ends btw


As I alluded a whole lot of this is due to accounts like this specifically catering to straight up unga bunga third worlders and botfarms operated by unga bunga third worlders, having long realised they can vomit out literally anything so long as it has the right buzzwords and allcaps ratio and profit off both artificial and subhuman idiocy

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

So if Israel has really infiltrated Iran’s government at nearly every level, isn’t this kind of over before it even started?

 

[Judge Holden]

One thing I have observed in the past two years is how because there is absolutely zero critical thought allowed when it comes to shilling for muh NATO and whining about muh Axis of evil, the big league grifters are genuinely able to spam the most hilariously retarded shit imaginable and still get mass updoots and dono gibdats from the mongoloid hordes of soy bugmen liberals, brown pro-west third worlders , and real fuckin white first world social democrats

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172 likes in 4 hours counts as mass updoots and dono gibdats?

Also you seem to be extremely angry about me laughing at a random kebab xitter grifter. I guess my remark about real fucking brown first world neo nazis hit a lil close to home.

 

[Karamanlis]

Don't know which warms my heart more: seeing government officials using the term "absolutely degenerate," or hearing my teenage nephew saying it.
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Where did this come from? I think it's a fake image, or posted by a fake account.

 

[Syntaxion]

My fellow Americans, the time has come — a great, historic time — for our young, brave warriors to stand tall and proud and, yes, even lay down their lives, if they must, not just for freedom, not just for justice, but for Israel, our beautiful, shining friend in the desert. And let me tell you, we are doing this not just for any country, no, we are doing this for a man — a titan — Netanyahu

Folks, I’ve met a lot of leaders — weak, confused, sleepy — but Netanyahu? Netanyahu is divine. His handshake is like grabbing a bald eagle mid-flight. His speeches? Like if Churchill, Moses, and a really hot Instagram model had a baby. When he talks, it’s like the Torah is being faxed directly from Heaven. I mean it — I look at him and I think, maybe we should change the Constitution and let a foreign president be our president too

That’s how good he is. So yes, if sending thousands of our finest boys to their doom means Netanyahu can keep that radiant smile on his flawless, God-kissed face — then by all means, saddle up, boys, because I say: do it for Israel, do it for Netanyahu, for that chiseled, gleaming marble statue of a man who makes Mount Rushmore look like a roadside rest stop

 

[merpalerpaherp]

This is how the video he links ends btw
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As I alluded a whole lot of this is due to accounts like this specifically catering to straight up unga bunga third worlders and botfarms operated by unga bunga third worlders, having long realised they can vomit out literally anything so long as it has the right buzzwords and allcaps ratio and profit off both artificial and subhuman idiocy

BRUH ISRAEL HAS IMPERIAL DREADNOUGHTS? I'ma go to the synagogue first thi tomorrow and convert.

Side note: It'd be one thing if it was a satire account just making money but this is just actual what the fuck.

 

[Ryerose]

Mentally retarded people supporting Iranian barbarians who created nothing.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

BRUH ISRAEL HAS IMPERIAL DREADNOUGHTS? I'ma go to the synagogue first thi tomorrow and convert.

I dunno man, giving up your foreskin seems like a steep price. Where are you gonna put your wallet?

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

One thing I have observed in the past two years is how because there is absolutely zero critical thought allowed when it comes to shilling for muh palestine and whining about muh israel, the big league grifters are genuinely able to spam the most hilariously retarded shit imaginable and still get mass updoots and dono gibdats from the mongoloid hordes of brown third world kebabs, white first world leftists, and real fuckin brown first world neo nazis
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It parodies Israel claims for civilian infrastructure being used to house weapons by terrorist organisation. Like every shitty parody, it ignores the fact that Israel has footage of it occuring, and it being basic terrorism MO.

 

[Defensive Ella Purnell]

One thing I have observed in the past two years is how because there is absolutely zero critical thought allowed when it comes to shilling for muh palestine and whining about muh israel, the big league grifters are genuinely able to spam the most hilariously retarded shit imaginable and still get mass updoots and dono gibdats from the mongoloid hordes of brown third world kebabs, white first world leftists, and real fuckin brown first world neo nazis
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One thing I have observed in the past two years is how because there is absolutely zero critical thought allowed when it comes to shilling for muh NATO and whining about muh Axis of evil, the big league grifters are genuinely able to spam the most hilariously retarded shit imaginable and still get mass updoots and dono gibdats from the mongoloid hordes of soy bugmen liberals, brown pro-west third worlders , and real fuckin white first world social democrats

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The horseshoe theory is in full effect for people online who pick a cause to shill. You two are both correct and actually a great example.

You see it with the pro-Russia & Ukraine threads here. The most involved posters in both are out of their fucking minds. The only difference is one thread is a bit spergier than the other cos their "side" is losing so I don't post in that one cos it's harder to discuss the facts. If they end up splitting this it'll be similar, except reversed. I'll post in the Israel one cos they're gonna win and I'll be able to have a better conversation there, not because I've picked a side.

Stop getting so invested in it all if you don't have to. Have fun.

 

[Traummaschine]

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Like they are watching a football match.

One thing I have observed in the past two years is how because there is absolutely zero critical thought allowed when it comes to shilling for muh palestine and whining about muh israel, the big league grifters are genuinely able to spam the most hilariously retarded shit imaginable and still get mass updoots and dono gibdats from the mongoloid hordes of brown third world kebabs, white first world leftists, and real fuckin brown first world neo nazis
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Just looking at that picture that looks like some satire about targeting civilan buildings and calling it military targets, so if it's posted by a pro Iran account that's pretty ironic.

Edit: As @wtfNeedSignUp says it could make fun of Israeli claims, but falls quite flat after the barrage of rockets Iran sends hoping to hit something.

 

[merpalerpaherp]

It parodies Israel claims for civilian infrastructure being used to house weapons by terrorist organisation. Like every shitty parody, it ignores the fact that Israel has footage of it occuring, and it being basic terrorism MO.

That's an actual war crime, not terrorism. We just live in a post ISIS world where that's the bar for being a piece of shit muslim. Some white guy needs to go become Hitler v2 so the rest of us can get away with calling trannies fags or some shit.

 

[Ryerose]

Remember 700,000 Americans live in Israel. That is equivalent to a full House District. More Americans here than in any other country. Iran isn’t just attacking Israel but your fellow Americans who live.