2025 Israel vs Iran War

[Particle Bored]

Where did this come from? I think it's a fake image, or posted by a fake account.

My bad.

(fuckin' "for you" tab)

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Remember 700,000 Americans live in Israel. That is equivalent to a full House District. More Americans here than in any other country. Iran isn’t just attacking Israel but your fellow Americans who live.

Imagine choosing to live there.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Imagine choosing to live there.

Despit sandnigger incursions, life expectancy is higher by almost 5 years and crimes lower by nearly half compared to USA.

So ......

Why wouldn't you live there?

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Despit sandnigger incursions, life expectancy is higher by almost 5 years and crimes lower by nearly half compared to USA.

So ......

Why wouldn't you live there?

Now compare it to a white only area in the US and not the average.

 

[Judge Holden]

That's an actual war crime, not terrorism. We just live in a post ISIS world where that's the bar for being a piece of shit muslim. Some white guy needs to go become Hitler v2 so the rest of us can get away with calling trannies fags or some shit.

Yep. Furthermore its a war crime that legally validates blowing the fuck up out of the offending apartment with it being preferred that reasonable efforts are taken to warn civilians to gtfo, as the alternative would be just allowing oneself to be fired on with impunity as well as further encouraging this shit going forwards which is something no halfway civilised military wants to deal with for all manner of pragmatic and PR and even occasionally ethical reasons.

The inevitable answers given when a pro-palestine shill is asked are either that Israel should straight up allow itself to be fired on with impunity because they all deserve to die and have no right to exist, or that they should use magical superweapons that don't kill anyone in response/send supersoldiers in to infiltrate each and every building and arrest those firing the rockets.

Its the same general "white western countries have to play by all the rules, including ones I just made up, or they are hideously evil genocidal imperialist monsters, but brown third world countries are allowed do to anything they like because they are victims and fighting evil genocidal imperialist monsters and stuff" bullshit that's been applied to any and all conflicts the West has been involved with since the post WW2 societal herpes of leftist academia/activism became a thing

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Now compare it to a white only area in the US and not the average.

Less niggers in Israel? Son, sign me up.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Less niggers in Israel? Son, sign me up.

Alternatively...
Step 1) Convert niggers to Judaism
Step 2) Send them to Israel
It's been tested on a small scale before to great success.

 

[Day of the Cope]

I made a simulator for this thread.

Lemme know if it's accurate.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

I made a simulator for this thread.

Lemme know if it's accurate.

Where is the mega IQ 'both sides le bad' option?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I made a simulator for this thread.

Lemme know if it's accurate.

Can we get both bad don't give a fuck option?

 

[SBG]

So people are spotting passenger airplanes flying above Iran in spite of the airspace being closed.

https://x.com/michaelh992/status/1933819995202429045

 

[GilaCutter]

Despit sandnigger incursions, life expectancy is higher by almost 5 years and crimes lower by nearly half compared to USA.

So ......

Why wouldn't you live there?

It's also pretty much the only way to actually benefit from your American tax dollars.

USA is so pussywhipped by jews they won't spend a dime on their own citizens but will send billions to Israel so half the population can just sit around all day and study the fucking Torah.

 

[ilovejews]

Remember 700,000 Americans live in Israel. That is equivalent to a full House District. More Americans here than in any other country. Iran isn’t just attacking Israel but your fellow Americans who live.

Yes we get it, jews are parasites. God I hope these vermin wipe each other out.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

The kikes are about to strike the oil - I repeat the kikes are about to strike the oil

Saar, boths sides.... le bad! I'm a 200 IQ pajeet o algo!

 

[Day of the Cope]

Where is the mega IQ 'both sides le bad' option?

It's 2025. You are legally required to pick a side in global conflicts.

Can we get both bad don't give a fuck option?

Yes, it's called the close tab button.

 

[NuruMaleMasseuse]

Remember 700,000 Americans live in Israel. That is equivalent to a full House District. More Americans here than in any other country. Iran isn’t just attacking Israel but your fellow Americans who live.

Maybe those retards should leave then?

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

Maybe those retards should leave then?

They all have (((dual citizenship))) doeever.

In other news, Israel keeps bombing the shit out of Tabriz's industrial areas. Those are Azeris you are killing you fucking niggers!

 

[SleeplessEcho]

I morbidly wonder how many get killed or maimed by falling missile pieces after they get successfully intercepted.

Presented without comment - audio on.

 

[NvII iS 8ulLt f0R 88C]

OWO what's this? Is someone fleeing like a ratatouille rat?

 

[Male Idiot]

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I really love how stupid and trashy this looks
It reminds of the stuff India shits out about them and Israel, or like those memes of Trump riding an eagle with fireworks
If anything it needs to be kicked up a few notches

Edit- sorry about the nothumb, I'm on my phone because home wifi is borked, I thought I had thumbed but I guess I fat fingered instead

I just noticed the shooped plane. I thought it was just a lion. India is working as intended, Saaars.

why would the man who's children married jews, grandchildren are jews, and is possibly the most ardent zionist president the US has ever had give a single fuck about what his base wants?

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This post made me laugh for 5 minutes. Trvthnvke.

I love my parents, but they do annoy me with the "drive an hour to our house in case of a counterattack" bullshit. I'd just be in my apartment with my dog hoping to survive the night.

Also GPS fuckery ruined my running statistics. A shame, there's barely anyone in the streets during the run.

Bro, don't be dumb. I know muslims aren't known for their high Ballistic skills, but maybe don't run in the missile barrage, oy vey.

Every day, I become more and more convinced that the protocols of the wise men of Zion is absolutely true and prophetic.

Maybe they really are superhuman. I don’t know.

Hitler was our last chance. And we betrayed him for Jewish trinkets.

Serves the allies right.

Indias friendship with Israel is over.
Israel is over.
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Remember, the super stinker israeli supergas had no effect on the Mighty Jeet. Slomo better thread carefully.

Fun fact in Israel Trump has a 85% approval rating across the left and right.


lol

Duh. He is Zion Don.

Our only hope is to rely on China, the last adult in the room and the leader of the free world, to negotiate a truce.

This but unironically.

>Hold on a second, is that a unsucked Jewish cock? Well don't mind if I do.
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Why are they like this bros?

What 56% does to a race.

So many retards on Twitter don't understand this parody.

https://x.com/ShaykhSulaiman/status/1933683499313082422
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Mel Brooks told us about it. We didn't listen to (him).

Actually you'll have to go back further than that. The American Jewish Congress was formed in 1915, and the American Jewish Committee was formed in 1906. Both of which were instrumental in pushing issues like immigration - in fact, the AJCommittee was formed specifically to lobby the US government to take action against Tsarist Russia for (allegedly) persecuting Jews. So they've had their nails in US politics for nearly 125 years, at least.

And oh boy does it show.

It's going to be time to die for Shlomo once more.
And I'm sure soldiers from various European countries are going to be thrilled to give their lives to this retarded Jewish and American cause, now that Trump has spent months shit-talking their nations and how useless they are as allies, even though they were all heavily involved in supporting America and Israel's retarded war on "terror" for more than a decade.

Their people dying side by side with Americans and giving it their all, only for this disgusting limp-dicked Shabbas Goy in Chief to shit all over them and their efforts.

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I don't think there is any will. The western parts are muslimed, and Russia spooks them faster than Iran. Iran is like the Italy of WW2.

theres appromixately 15 JIDF zionist kikes in here at any given time mass sperging about how jews did nothing wrong. point me to a single muzzie defender and ill gladly call their prophet a pedophile and their sands niggered, but there aren't any.

Only 15? The IDF isn't sending their most numerous.

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Drawn together is more prophetic than the Koran and Bible and Talmud all together.

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Abusing your enemies' good faith attempts at diplomacy to coordinate an underhanded surprise attack is 'military prestige' now?

Hey they tried it with Russia, tried it with Iran now, and they'll be surprise pikachu when Chinks won't fall for it.

Rare poo W
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The jew fears the Poo. Superpoower 20-20.

Reminds me of Pearl Harbor when FDR was ranting to Congress about the two-faced backstabbing Japs pretending to negotiate while they were secretly planning to attack.

It is only ok when the we do it, goys. Only allowed for Divine Chosen.

This is what lack of bacon does to a motherfucker. 3000 years of war and counting.

The real lesson we should learn.

Despit sandnigger incursions, life expectancy is higher by almost 5 years and crimes lower by nearly half compared to USA.

So ......

Why wouldn't you live there?

Too much sand and tusken raiders. Plus it is way too hot.

Tl,dr, Iran got a bit better response, but Israel still looks like they are winning this totally not the 6 gorillionth sandy broen people blood feud episode.