Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

As PPP put it on the Kino Casino:

"It was terrible. It was one of the worst streams of all time...It was the most boring windbag conversation that there's ever fucking been."

Well put, PPP.

PPP is fat and obnoxious but he has the ability to string words together that just rolls off the tongue succinctly. That's something even English language majors would be envious of.

Not try and mend bridges with Ralph

Ethan Ralph should just do a Pedo the Healer stream. He has my full support. It's the Sektoid's favourite cartoon. Even Medicare likes it.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Bit of a catch-22 situation here:

If she had vetted the content beforehand this stream would likely not have happened as there was no real content to be shared, particularly to an audience that believes Rekieta is possessed by demons, some literally.

If she was dumb/inexperienced enough not to vet... well you see what happened. I don't think this stream ever had the chance to happen in a competent streamer's show.

A competent streamer would see what was available and cut it down to maybe a 15-30 minute segment, at most (probably even less than 15m, there wasn't much), as part of a bigger stream.
But I don't think Gabe wanted to do that... well, whatever, I don't know the stuff that went on behind the scenes. He also obviously oversold it in any case. But that's all been gone over and over at this point.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Uncivil Law / Kurt Mueller inferred on Meme Copium's show that Nick Rekieta, shortly after his arrest, sent him DMs along the lines of his "Who knows what cops bring into your house".
While Kurt avoided making any explicit claims (likely to remain tactful). He made it clear that he found the insinuation inappropriate.
When Nick posed this hypothetical, Kurt expressed doubt, which led Nick to sever ties, telling him never to contact him again.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

well the jews let us down, so here's the photo Nick sent to EVS of himself in gay eyeliner getting kissed by his whore wife and human fleshlight to convince him to keep balldo guarding.
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"Computer, enhance."

 

[ChromaQuack]

A competent streamer would see what was available and cut it down to maybe a 15-30 minute segment, at most (probably even less than 15m, there wasn't much), as part of a bigger stream.
But I don't think Gabe wanted to do that... well, whatever, I don't know the stuff that went on behind the scenes. He also obviously oversold it in any case. But that's all been gone over and over at this point.

Fifteen minutes for the guy whose investigators knew less about Rackets than we've forgot about and wanted to do a whole song and dance about it, to the point he started channeling Bryan Dunn mid-stream? Mr.Ego over there would have no less than an entire evening to himself if yew wanna know the truth about it. I don't think we need to see the DMs themselves to infer that much.

I know hindsight is 20/20 but this stream never had a chance, it was (still)born to be a shitshow.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Uncivil Law / Kurt Mueller inferred on Meme Copium's show that Nick Rekieta, shortly after his arrest, sent him DMs along the lines of his "Who knows what cops bring into your house".
While Kurt avoided making any explicit claims (likely to remain tactful). He made it clear that he found the insinuation inappropriate.
When Nick posed this hypothetical, Kurt expressed doubt, which led Nick to sever ties, telling him never to contact him again.

And Kurt still swept for him, until the kid's positive cocaine test... despite Nick being a complete ass to him.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

As PPP put it on the Kino Casino:

"It was terrible. It was one of the worst streams of all time...It was the most boring windbag conversation that there's ever fucking been."

Well put, PPP.

Can I get a clip of this? It'd be really cathartic to see PPP tear into this dogshit stream after I spent an hour watching that trash.

 

[not william stenchever]

If she had vetted the content beforehand this stream would likely not have happened as there was no real content to be shared

I think that if she had gone over Gabe's loredump beforehand nothing would have changed about the stream at all. Because she's retarded.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

inferred

Implied

 

[Sneed Force One]

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Can I get a clip of this? It'd be really cathartic to see PPP tear into this dogshit stream after I spent an hour watching that trash.

 

[Hrothgar]

If he had stayed careful about remaining inside his wheelhouse of knowledge and avoided offering opinions that were in areas beyond his knowledge or experience, he could kind of get away with it.

Isn't that what he did when he made drugs, cooming, and child neglect the focus of his streams?

 

[Fapcop]

well the jews let us down, so here's the photo Nick sent to EVS of himself in gay eyeliner getting kissed by his whore wife and human fleshlight to convince him to keep balldo guarding.
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AND INTO THE FAPFOLDER IT GOES, THANK YOU!

(Obviously after cutting out the gross junkie in the middle.)

You can bet whatever that Rekieta hired a professional photographer and spent though the nose for this pic btw.

Now anyone normal would look at this pic and go: “Those two broads look tacky as F. And why is he wearing eyeliner and shorts?! Is it a faggot or someone cosplaying a nine year old boy?!”

Rekieta though will instantly go: “WOWZA, JUST WAIT TILL THE PRUDES SEE THIS! WINNING!”

The man’s kids look like they’re on a starvation diet, but this piece of shit spends hundreds of dollars on a picture.

Kill your self Nick.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Kill your self Nick.

also continue to be 200lbs overweight, nick, your heart may stop before your inevitable suicide!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

AND INTO THE FAPFOLDER IT GOES, THANK YOU!

(Obviously after cutting out the gross junkie in the middle.)

You can bet whatever that Rekieta hired a professional photographer and spent though the nose for this pic btw.

Now anyone normal would look at this pic and go: “Those two broads look tacky as F. And why is he wearing eyeliner and shorts?! Is it a faggot or someone cosplaying a nine year old boy?!”

Rekieta though will instantly go: “WOWZA, JUST WAIT TILL THE PRUDES SEE THIS! WINNING!”

The man’s kids look like they’re on a starvation diet, but this piece of shit spends hundreds of dollars on a picture.

Kill your self Nick.

That picture is just...lol. In fact (hmmm...), it looks like an idea of a goofy romcom movie poster...or a thumbnail for a reality series. ...You know they thought about it. If Nick weren't so lazy (and coked out) he'd probably have had the pitch blocked out and ready to ship. Alas, the drama happened before the (monetized) cameras could roll.

 

[daffodils]

Nick's next trial.
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Otherwise he's retweeting thots, indulging his Kurt obsession, sniping at Aaron, and trying to get Runkle to stream with him.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm more saying that Kiki is responding to the failure of the nothing burger by TRYING TO REBUILD BRIDGES WITH RALPH, A MAN THAT SHE JUST WAS SHOWN AUDIO OF WHERE HE THREATENED TO KILL HIS WIFE because she thinks that'll save her reputation and further throw Gabe under the bus

I agree, and said as much in my post. We are talking past one another here.

What I am talking about is the people saying that Gabe should have done this on Kino Casino, or whatever, as if it would have made a lick of difference.

"Durrrr... Gabe was totally gonna ultra-felt Rekieta, but that dumb e-thot Keanu ruined it!"

That's a complete fucking bullshit cope. Pure fanfiction. It implies Gabe had a silver bullet that Keanu somehow stopped him from firing.

Dude had virtually NOTHING of value to share. Certainly nothing to justify a multi-hour stream. That much can not be laid at Kiki's feet. This was ALWAYS going to suck. It's just that Keanu's technical ineptitude made it suck more.

I hope Gabe just fucks off now.

Keanu too, I suppose, if she's gonna throw in with the Sektur. But it needs to be understood that Kiki doing that happened after the stream. Her issue here is more about how she's trying to cope with the stream bombing, and not so much the stream itself.

Gabe's 50/50 to blame for the shitty stream

You are being entirely too charitable to Gabe with that figure. I put Gabe's blame more at like 80-90%. Bringing the content was his responsibility.

but Kiki is either evil or retarded or both

She's retarded.

Which, BTW, we all knew. Some of us just thought if Gabe had anything worth a shit to share, her retardation wouldn't really matter. I stand by that.

This thread has documented a level of evil that is hard for anyone to match. Wake me when Kiki wishes a painful cancer death on somebody.

But if Gabe went to a better streamer's show they would have gone through the material and realized Gabe had nothing and cancelled the stream,

Or worse, Gabe would have gotten massively felted live.

I can easily visualize PPP pulling out the triangle and screaming RETARD ALERT as Gabe goes over old content everybody already knows.

Can't you?

Say what you want about KC (guilding the lilly, etc.) but they actually do have a reasonable grasp of Rekieta's backstory. So does their audience, at this point, probably. I mean, the vast majority of the people that tuned in for Kiki's stream were undoubtedly people very familiar with Nick. That's why she hit that peak of 2,000 live views.

 

[Harambe]

Nick's next trial.
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Otherwise he's retweeting thots, indulging his Kurt obsession, sniping at Aaron, and trying to get Runkle to stream with him.

fucking gross he is going to be perving out over sexual assault and murder
aging blue gremlin

 

[Beavis]

Kurt claiming that he saw "significant uncleaned laundry" in the living room back in 2021 when he was at Nick's house before the coke arc

Makes you think

He couldn’t be bothered to throw the clothes in the laundry room before a guest arrived.

 

[AnOminous]

He talked about "pro hac vice" once and got just about everything with regard to admitting attorneys into a different jurisdiction wrong.

I missed that one but saw a couple things like that. Lots of lawyers have never done it and could get that wrong shooting from the hip but one of his weaknesses was not preparing for things at all. Since at the time he was reasonably good at improvising, it wasn't that glaring.

When it finally did get insufferable was when he'd entirely confidently say something completely wrong and then, on top of that, get angry when corrected. Previously, he was able to cope with "well actually" without melting down into a seething bundle of autism.

What "personally aligned content"? Talking shit about Kurt Mueller? Riveting stuff!

Not even Kurt, but his spank bank entirely consists of a single video of him cooking sloppa.