Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Nigger Cobson]

This is truly a once in a century moment. Nothing ever happens bros are in total shambles right now.

 

[AnOminous]

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Why is this fat retard married to an even fatter retard even pulling this dumb "muh drug tests" shit when Nick has already admitted and pled guilty to mountains of cocaine?

 

[Sneed Force One]

My favourite, newest Rekietism is Nick begging for a sliver of anyone's time and attention.

"I am still a lawyer", Nick's insecurity about his failure to give a shit about his own profession is shining like a star here.

 

[Stiffy]

I only recognize one person in Nick's stream panel, who are these losers?

While you degens are here discussing Alabama white sauce, Salmonella, and sharts, I keep checking back to see if anyone has figured out if this pic is real. (From EVS's phone from Nick.)
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(Kayla is a lot shorter, April too, vs Nick. It must be fake, right?)

"If" legit, our Wife Kayla is likely in platform shoes and standing on her tip toes leaning in, Nick looks slightly bent at the knees, and April is in front of him making her look taller than she really is. I know camera perspective fundamentals can be challenging, even to meticulous autists. But don't let any of this distract you from the bearded faggot wearing eyeliner in the middle! Remember Nick was a MALE college cheerleader aka a HOMOSEXUAL!

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Didn't Redbar used to call April Megamind? Should bring that back

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Nick assures us he understands comedy, he just chooses to not be funny. X

 

[Markorian]

The transformation into Ralph 2.0 continues.

 

[PrestonHolt]

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Nick assures us he understands comedy, he just chooses to not be funny. X

just like he understands human relations, and why people were comming to his streams, are we certain nick isnt just haveily autistic?

Just started my Rekieta watching this year, was very impressed to find people in his threads accurately predicting Nick's "lifestyle" all the way back in 2018

Goodsneed my friend, there's a lot of funny and horryfic to go through.

 

[Vibralldo]

Why is this fat retard married to an even fatter retard even pulling this dumb "muh drug tests" shit when Nick has already admitted and pled guilty to mountains of cocaine?

Grifty is a domestic abuser and thinks that by defending Nick he's defending himself.

 

[Grayback]

"Wow, you're taking issues like me drugging my child seriously? You're not just making flippant quips? You're writing out a bunch of details? You're just a... an unfunny robot!"
(twitter / archive)

This is him trying his best.

 

[Captain Manning]

While you degens are here discussing Alabama white sauce, Salmonella, and sharts

Uhhh ma'am. This is Kiwifarms. Home of the Gunt subforum. Debates about what constitutes the best barbecue, and laughing at people that shit themselves is considered SERIOUS BUSINESS.

If you could just start treating these things with same degree of reverence...

 

[Oxyjen]

It has to be fake. Nick is actually insanely tall and lanky irl. Even in heels I doubt any woman would really be taller than him or at his height. He's an abusive gross creepy lankfag

It’s clearly Kayla and April, they are posing for a pic (aren’t they doing some old film poster, it kinda looks familiar).
Height difference explained by high heels or they’re standing on a low wall and he’s leaning in from behind or something like that.

I just don’t see why it would be made up.
It’s also exactly the kind of thing Nick would want to do, to flaunt his polycule.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Maybe my memory is failing me, but did Ralph respond this much to people when they would point out his micropeen or gunt?

Nick is much more thin skinned about the child dosing, than Ralph ever was about his shit. Which you know, is fair, bus also probably a sign you shouldn’t be online.

 

[New & Improved Username]

And yet no denial of the sharting

Curious

Those shart streaked underwear are going to be thrown in a pile of unwashed clothes on his living room floor until either CPS visits again or until Nick remortgages and loses the house, they'll become property of the bank.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I was promised a shart. That was barely a toot.

I'm surprised it made any noise at all, given the state his ringpiece must be in at this point.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

The dude made an audible fart on stream, am I retarded or do Rekieta thread regulars have the sense of humor of a kid with down syndrome? First he got exposed for following e-whores and now farting on stream, damn this nigga will win Lolcow of the year. Idubbz chads we kneel.

To be fair, you could apply that kind of logic to every major thread on here:
"I can't believe Bossmanjack thread regulars think "your mom" jokes and calling people rats is the pinnacle of comedy"
"I can't believe Patrick Tomlinson thread regulars think "enjoy prison" and fantasizing about a fat Milwaukee rube getting gay-raped is the pinnacle of comedy"
Point is – if you're on Kiwifarms, your sense of humor was probably irreversibly broken long ago.

 

[Grayback]

I'll stop now, because I just can't take the insane hubris of this nigger.

(twitter / archive 1 / archive 2)

 

[Oxyjen]

Wait, what's that noise I hear?

Is that the sound of a fart? Echoing above my head? Travelling away from Minnesota?

Soon the whole world will know.

The shart that launched a thousand shits.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Nick assures us he understands comedy, he just chooses to not be funny. X

You lack the comedic sense to understand that playing the pizza casserole video every day is peak comedy

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Nick assures us he understands comedy, he just chooses to not be funny. X

The statistics disagree, Nick.