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- May 27, 2025
Hey, fuck you, buddy. When Viagra entered the market and we got flooded with advertisements with endorsements from various geriatric public figures (including Bob Dole, lmao) admitting that their dicks don't work, but thanks to Viagra they can once again get it up. At the time, I fervently hoped that it would get pulled from the market after a few years for being carcinogenic or something, leaving all the endorsees as even bigger public laughingstocks, but unfortunately that never happened. Now Rekieta has told the world that his dick doesn't work so he uses the Balldo instead and Balldo has gone out of business. He still has his, of course, but anything made out of silicone rubber will eventually start to tear when stretched, and those tears will become larger with each stretch and can never be repaired to full strength again, so one day his Balldo will completely fail and he'll be left with nothing and we know he won't keep it a secret when it does. Rekieta is finally making it happen, albeit in lesser form, but what has BMJ done to compete with that?This thread needs to stop getting featured.
Bossman is out of Jail and DIRTY RIGGER @Null features this shit instead?
I fucking hate it here and I hate all you Rekeita watching faggots.
Incidentally, this is why I think the Lolcow of the Year competition should be split into a Rising Stars division and an Absolute Legends division, because Nick needs to remain eligible for when the Balldo finally breaks and he suffers the biggest public breakdown yet.