Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 14.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 169 40.0%

  • Total voters
    423
This thread needs to stop getting featured.
Bossman is out of Jail and DIRTY RIGGER @Null features this shit instead?

I fucking hate it here and I hate all you Rekeita watching faggots.
Hey, fuck you, buddy. When Viagra entered the market and we got flooded with advertisements with endorsements from various geriatric public figures (including Bob Dole, lmao) admitting that their dicks don't work, but thanks to Viagra they can once again get it up. At the time, I fervently hoped that it would get pulled from the market after a few years for being carcinogenic or something, leaving all the endorsees as even bigger public laughingstocks, but unfortunately that never happened. Now Rekieta has told the world that his dick doesn't work so he uses the Balldo instead and Balldo has gone out of business. He still has his, of course, but anything made out of silicone rubber will eventually start to tear when stretched, and those tears will become larger with each stretch and can never be repaired to full strength again, so one day his Balldo will completely fail and he'll be left with nothing and we know he won't keep it a secret when it does. Rekieta is finally making it happen, albeit in lesser form, but what has BMJ done to compete with that?

Incidentally, this is why I think the Lolcow of the Year competition should be split into a Rising Stars division and an Absolute Legends division, because Nick needs to remain eligible for when the Balldo finally breaks and he suffers the biggest public breakdown yet.
 
Hey, fuck you, buddy. When Viagra entered the market and we got flooded with advertisements with endorsements from various geriatric public figures (including Bob Dole, lmao) admitting that their dicks don't work, but thanks to Viagra they can once again get it up. At the time, I fervently hoped that it would get pulled from the market after a few years for being carcinogenic or something, leaving all the endorsees as even bigger public laughingstocks, but unfortunately that never happened. Now Rekieta has told the world that his dick doesn't work so he uses the Balldo instead and Balldo has gone out of business. He still has his, of course, but anything made out of silicone rubber will eventually start to tear when stretched, and those tears will become larger with each stretch and can never be repaired to full strength again, so one day his Balldo will completely fail and he'll be left with nothing and we know he won't keep it a secret when it does. Rekieta is finally making it happen, albeit in lesser form, but what has BMJ done to compete with that?

Incidentally, this is why I think the Lolcow of the Year competition should be split into a Rising Stars division and an Absolute Legends division, because Nick needs to remain eligible for when the Balldo finally breaks and he suffers the biggest public breakdown yet.
Wait Balldo went out of Business? Perhaps the farms could buy the IP and Null could do merch runs mocking rackets with coke stream themed balldo gag gifts?
 
Wait Balldo went out of Business? Perhaps the farms could buy the IP and Null could do merch runs mocking rackets with coke stream themed balldo gag gifts?
agreed. to be honest Null or other farmers should be multi front annoying nick by registering his IPs and making merch out of his dumbass comedy shit like jesseps did to mersh. jesseps owns like all of the trademarks and companies and ideas related to everything mersh has done. rekieta will initially be like:

>oh wow it's so cool i hope you make a million dollars
in that gay ass fake calm temperament voice he does

but that shit will fester inside of him like darksydephil when he gets made fun of and kill him more quickly.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Hardin isn't the lawyer for the bodycam footage suit that was just filed. So even if anything in the filing was a lie (which none of it is), he wouldn't be the one lying to the court, it would be *his lawyer*, would it not?

It depends on which part of the filings Nick is referring to. If its legal arguments made in the filing, that would the attorney. If its material in the filing that directly sources to Hardin or Hardin's interactions with various government officials, then Hardin would in theory be lying.

But Nick's accusation of lying is based on nothing at all. Like alot of his blind unsupported accusations, its not worth taking what he says seriously.
 
It depends on which part of the filings Nick is referring to. If its legal arguments made in the filing, that would the attorney. If its material in the filing that directly sources to Hardin or Hardin's interactions with various government officials, then Hardin would in theory be lying.

But Nick's accusation of lying is based on nothing at all. Like alot of his blind unsupported accusations, its not worth taking what he says seriously.
If you'll note Niggieta's filing even Randazza is leaning heavily into the "Nick is such a pathetic drunk nobody in their right mind would believe anything he says" argument.
 
This thread needs to stop getting featured.
Bossman is out of Jail and DIRTY RIGGER @Null features this shit instead?

I fucking hate it here and I hate all you Rekeita watching faggots.
I don’t usually enjoy meta-threading, but this happens far too often. You bossman fans really need to chill. Another cow getting some attention isn’t a reason to get upset. The purpose of this site is to laugh at people. If you don’t find a particular cow amusing, just move along. This isn’t a zero-sum game. Rekieta being featured doesn’t mean your cow won’t get featured as a consequence.
 
Well, 2024 account, I will tell you a funny story.

Have a seat. Mind the whoopee cushion.

Once upon a time, in the ancient year of 2021, there was a ragepig named Ethan Ralph. One day, the ragepig sharted on stream. That shart became a featured item much like this is now. Many people laughed at the ragepig, including the rageTWIG (Rekieta). This caused the ragepig to have a total meltdown and make many amusing oinking sounds. Some of which directed at the ragetwig.

Now, nearly four years later, the ragetwig releases a shart of his own. Thus bookending this grand saga, and once again causing much merriment throughout the land of Kiwi.

The end.

BTW, I just went back and found THE post that started it all.

2021:
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2025:
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It rhymes. It's beautiful. :story:
Wait, Ethan Ralph sharted himself?! NO ITS NOT TROO IT'S ISN'T
 
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