Posting a BSP video? I’ve got my eye on you. That guy’s a fucking retard and the video subject, Phil’s fitness, doesn’t require investigation, especially by boring fitfat ex-pig theater kid BSP.
I don't think he ever smoked weed, or if he did he did it once when he was young. All of his smoking weed stories somehow mirror elements from either either Reefer Madness, South Park or Dude Where's My Car?
Agree with everything here but I think "100% functional" is misnomer.
I agree with everything you wrote, but this part is in my opinion not true, or let's say, he could also be an alcoholic. A lot of functional alcoholic can be the ones who drink less than the others when they go out drinking, but after they left (earlier than the rest) and got home, they empty the big bottles when they are alone. Same here, Phil could show restraint and will power on stream, and in my opinion he often does this in an performative way, and then drink way more when the camera is not pointing at him or the stream is over. I do not know if Phil is an alcoholic, I can see arguments for your view that he is a heavy drinker at times, but not an alcoholic, or that he is indeed a functional alcoholic (if we want to combine the words functional and Phil).
Holy hell dentractors can be just as cringe as phil sometimes. Half his videos are deboonking phils fitness claims, which is completely pointless and retarded, and the other half of his videos are of him working out, that he paywalled, like a faggot.
He didn't have friends to smoke with when he was young, or he would have said the classic, "sometimes it takes people a couple times before they get high, not everyone gets high on the first time". When that is obvious bullshit, kids that don't get high their first time is because they don't know how to smoke and the whole concept is foreign to them. Anyone that smokes even cigarettes will tell you the first time you smoke it hits you the hardest because it's brand new to your body. I remember the first few cigs i smoked got me really fucking high and dizzy even.
he instantly throws beef he doesn't need in the trash but keeps alcohol he "hates"?
That would be the best way to make a movie about DSP. Sort of like the El Crimson King videos where they juxtapose his narration/explanation of his life versus what actually happens:
Even ignoring the fact he spends so much money at total wine despite never going anywhere or entertain guests. Just watch how he takes a shot like a seasoned pro. He slowly drinks it and holds it in his mouth and swishes it about. I dont know anyone that would swish around hard liqueur.
theres a lot of things phil cant do, like pretty much everything
this nigger never leaves the house and plays video games for a living, what do you think?
Yeah I recall that he can't ride a bike, can't swim (not certain on this one) and never rode on a helicopter despite being offered tons of changes to go on one.
