Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[unexpected onions]

Hospital no longer just giving her whatever she wants.

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I wonder what she'll fake next to get a week of room and board.

Isn't red her normal color anyway?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So we're at a point where medical professionals refuse to prescribe her a basic mild antihistamine lmao.

I’d guess she’s been flagged and after very basic vital check they offer psychiatric referrals before pushing her out the door. Might require subway trips to LI to avoid the bum rush

 

[Aunt Carol]

But she has to have her hundreds of dollars worth of specially compounded Benadryl and Pepcid or she'll die. Right?

Hmm; think they could fit a wheelchair in one of these?

 

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

Hospital no longer just giving her whatever she wants.

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I wonder what she'll fake next to get a week of room and board.

Does she know that she can just walk scoot into a corner store and buy benadryl and pepcid?

I hate that because of malpractice laws/The Boy Who Cried Wolf, they have to give her some amount of nurse attention every time she walks scoots in there, which must be reinforcing this behavior more and more.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Does she know that she can just walk scoot into a corner store and buy benadryl and pepcid?

I hate that because of malpractice laws/The Boy Who Cried Wolf, they have to give her some amount of nurse attention every time she walks scoots in there, which must be reinforcing this behavior more and more.

I just wonder what her health insurance must be or these trips cost her parents $500 a pop. I’ve looked at a lot of insurance plans and one thing that’s pretty common, even with good insurance, is if you go to an ER for a BS reason you end up with a $500 charge for. Many plans you get charged that for any reason. Or would she be abusing the NYU student insurance plan? I doubt it would give her the freedom to visit lots of various facilities, but maybe that’s why she was looking for a NYU affiliated hospital on LI.

Of course if she did get a Medicaid card she can do endless trips for $0 but I think the treatment level wouldn’t be to her standards, no private room for Vicky!

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I just wonder what her health insurance must be or these trips cost her parents $500 a pop. I’ve looked at a lot of insurance plans and one thing that’s pretty common, even with good insurance, is if you go to an ER for a BS reason you end up with a $500 charge for. Many plans you get charged that for any reason. Or would she be abusing the NYU student insurance plan? I doubt it would give her the freedom to visit lots of various facilities, but maybe that’s why she was looking for a NYU affiliated hospital on LI.

Vicki probably hits the out of pocket maximum on day 5 of the new plan year, after which all her little jaunts are free!*

* - paid for by your and my insurance premiums and/or tax dollars and/or hospital bills.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Of course if she did get a Medicaid card she can do endless trips for $0 but I think the treatment level wouldn’t be to her standards, no private room for Vicky!

Medicaid vs private insurance does not determine what kind of room you get, medical acuity does. A lot of hospitals have remodeled in the last 20 years to avoid anyone having to share a room for more than a brief wait.

The only way to get a "better room" other than luck and medical need would be one of those celebrity suites. I'm sure there are some of those in NYC, but you'd have to be higher up than the kid of some middle grade EU corpo flack to access them.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

But she has to have her hundreds of dollars worth of specially compounded Benadryl and Pepcid or she'll die. Right?

It's hard to tell how many kiwis have been in the thread since the beginning, but she absolute was stinging her family 500-600 dollars a pop to get specially compounded benadryl and other OTCs because she was "allergic" to them. I believe she also claimed at one point to be allergic to electrolytes, which is a statement so stupid that it will temporarily disable the brain of any medical professional doing intake in the ER.

Thank GOD however that these intermittent allergies to OTC medicines, fruits, vegetables, and cleaning up after herself have never manifested as an allergy to opiates, which is in fact extremely common. God doesn't close a father's wallet without opening a gofundme, it seems.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The only way to get a "better room" other than luck and medical need

Or tiny bit of luck plus being really super annoying, so much so that it's easier to put her in a private room rather than deal with her complaints and attention-seeking performances--and her roommates' complaints.

This only works if there's a private room to be had, and if the staff already knows or has just found out how badly she can behave. Some of her "but I always have a private room" posts were probably due to some uninitiated bed coordinator just matching demographics and trying to clear holds out of the ED.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Her new pinned tweet (plus tweet from one of her fellow e-grifters)



And her own retweet of said pinned tweet.


I nearly interacted with a lolcow for the first time, adding a comment warning people to not give their money to this spoiled trust-fund baby who never experienced homelessness but considers hotel rooms the equivalent of overpasses and thinks vegan artisanal muffins are poor people's food. In the end, I didn't but she is really grinding my gears.

 

[sarna]

I believe she also claimed at one point to be allergic to electrolytes, which is a statement so stupid that it will temporarily disable the brain of any medical professional doing intake in the ER.

And we can't leave out this classic:

 

[CheesyBoy]

And we can't leave out this classic:

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Baby girl, that's just dehydration and lack of proper nutrition.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

And we can't leave out this classic:

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I no longer know how to edit the thread title of an OP. I know how to edit the OP itself, but not the title. If I knew how to do it, I'd change it from "allergic to everything" to "allergic to the Krebs cycle."

 

[Zemblan Physics]

She just can’t access the results that will let her know if she has myasthenia gravis. Curious, that.

 

[Fapcop]

How in the FUCK can she be in hospital for three weeks?!

They try to kick you out as soon as possible, because in general, longer stays lead to poor outcomes.

What do you guys reckon… A little “white lie”?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

How in the FUCK can she be in hospital for three weeks?!

They try to kick you out as soon as possible, because in general, longer stays lead to poor outcomes.

What do you guys reckon… A little “white lie”?

One you are taking her word for “three weeks” it, but she is certainly an adept munchie that has a lot of experience at manipulating health facilities. Munchies do and say all kinds of shit to stay in hospitals.

We’ve even had actual evictions from hospitals occur in the main munchie thread. You need a crow bar to remove these loons

 

[Sperghetti]

How in the FUCK can she be in hospital for three weeks?!

They try to kick you out as soon as possible, because in general, longer stays lead to poor outcomes.

What do you guys reckon… A little “white lie”?

She's been going on about "I recently spent three weeks in the hospital" for almost a month now. She might still be talking about last fall.

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[Aunt Carol]

One you are taking her word for “three weeks” it, but she is certainly an adept munchie that has a lot of experience at manipulating health facilities. Munchies do and say all kinds of shit to stay in hospitals.

IIRC one of the tricks she pulled was needing special medical transport due to her wheelchair etc; that not being available after work hours bought her enough time to sabotage her discharge-readiness. Another time it was having to stay pending home health's availability.

Hospitals are staffed by fallible humans, and I'm sure Vickie's learned a lot of tricks. She has decent observational skills and no shame.

Even if someone suspects she's munching, she's still a complicated discharge on paper. Start the whine of "I can't care for myself at home" and get another PT/OT eval ordered, and that could be another midnight. Notice that she's been there five days but it's the new hospitalist's Monday, and bring up every single thing again when he rounds--it'd take a really strong handoff note for the oncoming doc to not order labs and put Vickie on the back burner while he sees the patients who'll take less time (and are actually sick, or eager to discharge).

It takes a long time (or a really memorable incident) to become one of the patients with an interdepartmental email signed off by Quality and Risk laying out the management plan and/or behavioral contract for the next time you present to the ED.

 

[merrybrandybuck]

Her new pinned tweet (plus tweet from one of her fellow e-grifters)

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And her own retweet of said pinned tweet.
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I nearly interacted with a lolcow for the first time, adding a comment warning people to not give their money to this spoiled trust-fund baby who never experienced homelessness but considers hotel rooms the equivalent of overpasses and thinks vegan artisanal muffins are poor people's food. In the end, I didn't but she is really grinding my gears.

Same, first time I ever felt like cow tipping and had to actively restrain myself

 

[Dolores Humbert]

So, is she still hanging out in the sublet, waiting until she's forcibly evicted? Doesn't sound like she moved out. Sucks to be the person who rented to her.