Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[deeman]

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Nick said in Karmic’s chat that the prescription in Celeste’s name was just an anti-viral medication. But first he had to give a faggy non-answer because he’s a butthurt bitch.

Claydabbler? That goofy sidekick to Stutjo? Really, the Dabbleverse has come full circle, he would probably fit as a goofy yes man under duress to Nick now when John stopped streaming,

 

[Sneed Force One]

There have been some good observations about this photo so far, including that Kayla looks busted and Nick can’t dress himself like an adult.

However, there are three things that stand out to me about this photo that I think are being glossed over: infedeltiy, drug abuse, and child neglect.

KYS, Nick.

Someone in a Youtube comment made an interesting point.
Nick is too lazy to set up a selfie stand. So it is highly likely that Nick roped one of his child victims into taking a picture of daddy being a gay-coded faggot while their two mommies dress like slutty whores.
I feel deep sadness for them, they'll grow up believing sexuality and intimacy is a show of force. Expose yourself, present yourself, make an exhibition of desire.
No room for tenderness or complexity, simply get on the leather rack and be someone's plaything. Its very, very sad.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wait, she was banging a guy who made a living impersonating the Donald?

He does that now but I don’t think he was doing so when they dated. His name is Jason Skzup, he performs as Jason Scoop, and he made headlines this year for harassing Alec Baldwin. His violence toward Keanu and other women was written up by the New York Post and other media a few months ago. Here’s the Daily Mail piece.

EVS literally tells Nick not to send him photos because he’ll leak them and he does it anyways.

As has already been noted, Nick sends EVS photos precisely because he wants them made public.

 

[I'm still your friend.]

Keanu, you do realise Ethan Ralph is a rapist, right? A convicted sex offender?
He put his chubby little penis in a sleeping woman's mouth and still reminisces to this day it was the best BJ he's ever had.

lmao, the funniest thing to me is that Ralph could orally sodomize a woman without waking her up
NOT PACKING!

 

[Sneed Force One]

lmao, the funniest thing to me is that Ralph could orally sodomize a woman without waking her up
NOT PACKING!

She probably dreamed it was an interdental brush.

 

[Vibralldo]

Momma Celeste knows how little Nitrous Nicky can get without his scripts, I'm sure she just loaned him a few hundred whatever. Or maybe some valium to keep Qayla in a Qoma. Stupid whore of a daughter-in-law, can't even keep their precious son happy.

Precious little Nicky NEEDS double his prescription! Mommy knows better than that pesky government that's lying and oppressing Nick because he's so special!

EVS literally tells Nick not to send him photos because he’ll leak them and he does it anyways.

Nick's gonna send him more. He wants it leaked because of his shame fetish

Someone in a Youtube comment made an interesting point.
Nick is too lazy to set up a selfie stand. So it is highly likely that Nick roped one of his child victims into taking a picture of daddy being a gay-coded faggot while their two mommies dress like slutty whores.
I feel deep sadness for them, they'll grow up believing sexuality and intimacy is a show of force. Expose yourself, present yourself, make an exhibition of desire.
No room for tenderness or complexity, simply get on the leather rack and be a plaything. Its very, very sad.

Nick claims it was a photoshoot

So he paid a photographer to come to his house and take photos of him, his wife, and mistress so he can send them to his friends

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Nick's gonna send him more. He wants it leaked because of his shame fetish

Someone else suggested it could be because Kayla told him not to share them publicly... but he convinced her to let him share them to Ethan at least.
That sounds plausible to me because of how manipulative Nick is. But, admittedly, just speculation.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

lmao, the funniest thing to me is that Ralph could orally sodomize a woman without waking her up
NOT PACKING!

She wasn't asleep, she was passed out.

 

[Kheapathic]

Melton should link her butthole photos again
If Ralph's revenge porn is ok then surely Melton posting publicly available photos of her should be ok too

Don't try to use logic with these people; while there's a wide assortment of characters in The Sektur, treat all of them like entrants at a pig race.

However, there are three things that stand out to me about this photo that I think are being glossed over: infedeltiy, drug abuse, and child neglect.

I try not to be a snob; but this picture helps me understand why Schneider would be pissed at Nick for dropping off paperwork dressed like that.

"He hates me because I wore shorts to drop off paperwork." - Nick

You know what, Schneider may have a point.

 

[Vibralldo]

Don't try to use logic with these people; while there's a wide assortment of characters in The Sektur, treat all of them like entrants at a pig race.

I'm just mocking one of the pigs for stopping to eat her own shit

 

[Iron Hamster]

Claydabbler? That goofy sidekick to Stutjo? Really, the Dabbleverse has come full circle, he would probably fit as a goofy yes man under duress to Nick now when John stopped streaming,

There are a few that are into all the lolcows.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Keanu was beaten and abused by her ex-BF.
View attachment 7497077 Now I don't know if I can cosign that necessarily, however:

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I can.

After this latest heel turn by Keanu (among many previously), this comment is pure vindication, made even more hilarious that it's Ethan "Woman Abuser" Ralph that she's decided to glaze and suck up to.
Quite the women's rights activist she is.
She should have been beaten and abused even harder by her ex-BF. Perhaps that would have rewired something in her retarded bimbo brain.

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta's Basilisk.

It's like Roko's Basilisk but instead it's so weak that all it can do is seethe impotently at you for all eternity.

 

[AltisticRight]

Didn't this skelly also send Mersh photos of his disgusting bod and chink toons succubus tattoo at different angles?
What a literal freak. Maybe Mersh shouldn't leak those.

 

[RotPockets]

Precious little Nicky NEEDS double his prescription! Mommy knows better than that pesky government that's lying and oppressing Nick because he's so special!

Nick: “Mother! They are treading on me again!!”
Celeste: *shakes pill bottle*
Nick: *snorts the pills, laughing until he farts*

(Nick’s tattoo)

 

[AnOminous]

Nick thinks she is fantastic. However, no one will listen to Nick on how to grow a YouTube channel.

Gee I wonder why nobody is listening to the shit for brains skelly crackhead who nuked his career from orbit and whose few viewers incessantly taunt him whenever he streams.

Whenever Nick “dresses to impress” he always picks shit that might have looked alright on a guy in his 20ies, but looks cring and pathetic on a married father of five in his forties.

He may be a baby daddy but he's no father.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick: April (and maybe Qayla) want to be forgotten by the Internet. Leave them alone.
Also Nick: *sends pic to the Throat Goat EVS that he knows TGEVS will share, of Qayla and April with him, all looking horrifying.

 

[AnOminous]

But you fail to consider this important, well-known fact: he's used AI sometimes, so therefore he's an expert.

Tommy Tooter has used AI. He and Nick are at about the same skill level.

 

[not william stenchever]

Why should he have used the noun? His mistake is incorrect comma use, it should be "...it would present, manipulatively, as benevolent or benign". But whatever, it's not like the guy has a degree in writing.

Anyway, what a dumb thing to post. Countless papers have been and are being written on the subject (the concept of AI alignment), but heeeere's Nicky with his clever novel thought: "What if AI would lie?! Ever consider that, eggheads?!"

Am I the only one that thinks that being too focused on grammar is gay as hell? Language drift exists for a reason, and that reason is that effective communication is the most important part of language. Spelling, pronunciation, grammar, those are all secondary to the purpose of "fetch me the thingamagimy"

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Am I the only one that thinks that being too focused on grammar is gay as hell? Language drift exists for a reason, and that reason is that effective communication is the most important part of language. Spelling, pronunciation, grammar, those are all secondary to the purpose of "fetch me the thingamagimy"

We have a lot of spics in the States refusing to learn the language. Britain is even worse for displacement. There's a distinction between natural language drift and language decay from retards foreign and domestic. This isn't like cutting ain't from the language because you have an English curriculum to sell.