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Prince Alexander said:
The existence of the balldo almost broke me. It doesn't need to exist, and I didn't need to know it exists. WTF. I've known some wild people in my day, but I've never met someone who was like yo fuck me with your balls. FUCKING WUT
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Chromeo said:
Nigga what??? Why not imagine penetrating the pupil of your eyeball feels good?
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The anime girl already loves it when she gets skewered by a dick the size of a grown man's arm. The off-ramp to reality was passed a while ago if you're talking about cervix penetration or eyesocket penetration or whatever.

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Alright, this convinced me this thing is some elaborate infertilization machine.
 
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Chromeo said:
I fucking hate this trend. I used to be in an "after dark" group chat (which had a lot of other lulzy/red flag things besides this) and I mentioned how much of a turn-off uterine penetration is when I see it in the middle of an otherwise "normal" hentai, and this one guy chimes in with "well just imagine it feels good." Nigga what???
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I have the same gripes with male-on-male anal penetration in the fanfics I read. It just takes me out of the immersion when none of the men involved douche themselves and just get on with sexy sexing whenever they have the mood. Like nigga you're fucking a hole that usually has poop coming out of it. Like, does IBS not exist? I just skip scenes like this.
 
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Doublefrag said:
I have the same gripes with male-on-male anal penetration in the fanfics I read. It just takes me out of the immersion when none of the men involved douche themselves and just get on with sexy sexing whenever they have the mood. Like nigga you're fucking a hole that usually has poop coming out of it. Like, does IBS not exist? I just skip scenes like this.
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As a former fanfic writer, no, it does not exist if I don't want it to.
 
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Chromeo said:
Nigga what??? Why not imagine penetrating the pupil of your eyeball feels good? Why not imagine rupturing someone's eardrum and fucking their brain feels good? Oh wait, degenerate coomers actually make that fetish art.
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Apparently (according to Sydsnap) there's an eroguro VN involving immortal girls getting violated in many ways in the bad endings. Like one girl got violated in all of her orifices. This included the vascular system.

Hentai used to keep it to just tentacles due to censorship laws. When that stopped feeling good for the coomers, they had to get more "creative" and degenerate. Uterine penetration is surprisingly tame in regards to what's out there.
 
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Doublefrag said:
I have the same gripes with male-on-male anal penetration in the fanfics I read. It just takes me out of the immersion when none of the men involved douche themselves and just get on with sexy sexing whenever they have the mood. Like nigga you're fucking a hole that usually has poop coming out of it. Like, does IBS not exist? I just skip scenes like this.
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It's porn. In my fantasy I wouldn't want to actually have to struggle before taking dick either. Also adding such realistic details in the story is not sexy and no one wants to read that while their dick is in their hand
 
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Chromeo said:
I was so disturbed that I actually started to question the morality of hentai/porn in general. I started significantly decreasing my usage after that. Shit's a fucking cognitohazard.
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Correct. By design.
Doublefrag said:
I have the same gripes with male-on-male anal penetration in the fanfics I read. It just takes me out of the immersion when none of the men involved douche themselves and just get on with sexy sexing whenever they have the mood. Like nigga you're fucking a hole that usually has poop coming out of it. Like, does IBS not exist? I just skip scenes like this.
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It is so that the semi-fiction is an abstract from reality and makes otherwise disgusting acts appealable to general population.
Nothing wrong with aversion but one also has to "abstain" from such material due to sub-cognitive programming.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
Apparently (according to Sydsnap) there's an eroguro VN involving immortal girls getting violated in many ways in the bad endings. Like one girl got violated in all of her orifices. This included the vascular system.

Hentai used to keep it to just tentacles due to censorship laws. When that stopped feeling good for the coomers, they had to get more "creative" and degenerate. Uterine penetration is surprisingly tame in regards to what's out there.
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Mai-chan's Daily Life exists. You know, the hentai where the "baby fuck" meme came from.
 
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Doublefrag said:
It just takes me out of the immersion
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It is a fantasy. That's why you don't seem them bump noses when trying to kiss, or worry about pregnancy after taking in gallons of semen, or worry about STDs, or have trouble breathing when giving a blowjob, or die from agony from uterine penetration, or need to prep for anal, or have a refractory period, or anything at all. You have to leave your brain at the doorstep, or better yet, using this realization as a springboard to disengage.

But to get back on topic. would this even be useable by 4 women at the same time? Where would their legs even go?
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
no it would not??

i really wanna know how you're visualizing this
please draw a diagram, you'd still be in the exact same position
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If you use a plain cross, you can see that all of the participants' feet and calves kinda overlap and touch each other. Which might be good for an erotic effect, but seems very inconvenient. Swastika shape allows for personal space, but you still have to make effort to keep the dildo suspended in the air.
 
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Doublefrag said:
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If you use a plain cross, you can see that all of the participants' feet and calves kinda overlap and touch each other. Which might be good for an erotic effect, but seems very inconvenient. Swastika shape allows for personal space, but you still have to make effort to keep the dildo suspended in the air.
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this seems unfair though because you've elongated the dildos, so it's not the shape that's changed, the women are further apart from one another now
do the same to the regular 4 sided dildo and it'll achieve the same result, keep the swastika shaped one the same length and it'll be just as inconvenient
it's therefor not a matter of shape but of length
 
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Doublefrag said:
Don't yuck someone else's yums and let people enjoy things.
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I think OP was wondering about copyright infringement, not moral outrage.

On the site they're calling it "Pickle Scientist Dildo," so I think it's the same as selling a "Red Plumber Guy" Halloween costume. Although the furries have less plausible deniability they're also a much smaller business, so they're not risking more than a stern lawyer email saying "knock it off."
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