Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Honestly, I'd sample Kurt's pizza casserole.

I'm not saying I'd like it, but I would pay him the respect of taking a bite and giving him an honest opinion.

Being on Kiwifarms for 8 years means I've seen way worse cooking. Like from CobraJFS.

I'm sure he's learnt since then and his cooking is better, anyway. Don't know how much better, but better.

 

[PrestonHolt]

I'm sure he's learnt since then and his cooking is better, anyway. Don't know how much better, but better.

The funniest part about the pizza casseroles is that, Nick, twig who makes fun of it, showed off his cooking skill by making slop live not so long ago, to own the alogs. His prison sloop food looks way worse than those casseroles.

 

[Desktop User2]

Then why does he look absolutely miserable, bedraggled and enraged?

The humiliation fetish excuse is thrown way to often... the easiest and more probable explanation for a nigger niggering on the Internet is because they are niggers. It gets kinda hard to admit a nigger is a nigger when you used to like the nigger, but he was always a nigger.

 

[Doublefrag]

BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA FARTED ON STREAM!
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this is difficult to watch for people who have a goth braphog fetish lol (not that i have one myself ofc not totally not)

 

[Glowie]

Hardin v. Kandiyohi

I hope to God body can footage is handed over and goes public, I'm morbidly curious to see what his crack den looks like, since Nick is a lazy retard I can only expect pamperchu tier degenerate material and shitton of neglect.

I'm not sure how body cam footage is handled, for my understanding some body cam footage is published for public viewing after legal proceedings.

 

[Captain Manning]

The funniest part about the pizza casseroles is that, Nick, twig who makes fun of it, showed off his cooking skill by making slop live not so long ago, to own the alogs. His prison sloop food looks way worse than those casseroles.

Kurt > Nick > CobraJFS

Not entirely sure where to place Jack Scalfani, other than to say he too is worse than Kurt.

 

[Vibralldo]

Honestly, I'd sample Kurt's pizza casserole. Or any of his other dishes, for that matter.

I'm not saying I'd like it, but I would pay him the respect of taking a bite and giving him an honest opinion.

Being on Kiwifarms for 8 years means I've seen way worse cooking. Like from CobraJFS.

I'd rather pizza casserole than slop that Nick thinks is fancy because he watched a clickbait YouTube video that says a5 wagyu is the best because it's expensive and has fat that melts like butter when you touch it.

 

[not william stenchever]

And Nick is doing everything possible to not reciprocate his wife's attention. Holy shit, but his entire stance EVEN HIS EYES are directed at April. His wife is trying so fucking hard and he loks like he wants to run away from her and chase the blonde crack whore.

Even Genghis Khan with his demographically demolishing propensity to fuck other mens' wives would have treated his chief waifu with more respect (WHILE ACTIVELY HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN) than our lawcuck is capable of.

And afterwards he'd pet the kitty cat because he was a much bigger fan of animals than skelly ever could be.

 

[James done did it]

this is difficult to watch for people who have a goth braphog fetish lol (not that i have one myself ofc not totally not)

semi-unrelated but have we discussed just how weak and sissy his fart sounded? the man has no buttcheeks due to being a skinny ghoul but i think him being gaped and loosened up by numerous consensual and non-consensual cornholings by aaron and whatever black bulls he hung with in jamaica basically means there's no resistance there. when he admitted he farted all of the time on twitter it made sense, he has no bowel control and he was probably just sitting weird for the fart to even make a sound. usually it all just passes out involuntarily.

did the nanny leave when he asked her to start changing his adult diapers? did she do it until she found aaron's cum in one of nick's depends? the shartening leaves us with more questions than it answers.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd rather pizza casserole than slop that Nick thinks is fancy because he watched a clickbait YouTube video that says a5 wagyu is the best because it's expensive and has fat that melts like butter when you touch it.

Exactly what you don't want in a stroganoff. Imo anything other than as a steak is wasteful and retarded.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick, what have you done?

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA FARTED ON STREAM!
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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

I cant believe my dwindling lifespan and ever-encroaching mortality is being thrust into my notice against my will by a man skidmarking his pants on a live stream. Also that it happened twice. 2 nickels and all that.

If Nick hosts some gay ass public event and get punched in the face by alog it would really made me feel young again.

 

[Lian Xing]

Good thing Null isn't asking for its release. Hardin and other lawyers are.

I hope we find out that Null and Hardin did it this way intentionally specifically to avoid what Nick is claiming here.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Nick is the perfect example of "never trust a thin cook"

 

[RotPockets]

did the nanny leave when he asked her to start changing his adult diapers? did she do it until she found aaron's cum in one of nick's depends? the shartening leaves us with more questions than it answers.

She was sick of having to pick up all the murky Toe-based jellyfish plopping out of Lord Balldo’s dipes, while he half-jokingly asks her to piss on his rash from the “sting”.

 

[Desktop User2]

Exactly what you don't want in a stroganoff. Imo anything other than as a steak is wasteful and retarded.

Stroganoff should be a quick stir fry, because the meat should be thinly sliced, with a creamy sauce. Wagyu can be worth it if you dont cook it for almost an hour.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I honestly want to ask Gabe if his whole stream with Keanu was because she has no clue about who the fuck Nick is and Gabe tried to assemble a quick run down. She wanted to drag the stream on from what’s been said on Twitter.

It makes me think she wanted another fucking victory lap and Gabe didn’t realize that the Dabbleverse is more morally bankrupt than the Sektur. They’re clingers on to a mostly dead medium, the Sektur was mostly young people shitposting during the days of IBS. The Sektur/ IBS sphere unironically is magnitudes higher in terms of mattering.

@Null can you ask Gabe if he was trying to educate Keanu? Because from the bit of the stream with Ralph last night it came off like she knows nothing and Gabe gave her material in hopes he could have a conversation. I already was giving Gabe slack, but last night proved that Keanu is really, really dumb. Gino was the only reason why Keanu did not just start agreeing with Ralph.

 

[Fapcop]

I'm sure he's learnt since then and his cooking is better, anyway. Don't know how much better, but better.

Friendly reminder: Nick also cooks slop.

The biggest difference is that Kurt’s kitchen is far less messy, and you can sit and chill with him while eating, without hearing gross sex stories.

 

[Vibralldo]

Exactly what you don't want in a stroganoff. Imo anything other than as a steak is wasteful and retarded.

He mocks Kurt for using too much Worcestershire sauce but he basically made sour cream on fat slop with carbs

HE'S FAT!

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Nick, what have you done?

Nick's decided to take ensuring the bodycam footage never comes out into his own hands

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Am I the only one that thinks that being too focused on grammar is gay as hell? Language drift exists for a reason, and that reason is that effective communication is the most important part of language. Spelling, pronunciation, grammar, those are all secondary to the purpose of "fetch me the thingamagimy"

Fatal flaw in your point, at least if what sparked it was the couple comments aboutNick's brilliant AI post*: Nick's writing is not effective communication.

*So novel that Stanley Kubrick made a movie about it in 1968.