Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.6%

  • Total voters
    350
Hmmm 2 corroborating testimonials are somehow fan fiction.

I hope the video comes out now!
I hope the casino goes frame by frame pointing out all the vile shit.

It's funny how Nick has teamed with Ralph another (alleged?) Woman beater, great company and nick already has a pigsty for Ralph if he comes back to America or if mexico deports him which might happen.
 
she's a woman, thats the best kind of person to piss off Nick, also how does your story relates to Nick? are you really comapring him to a doctor who might get fired becasue someone who just points out how retarded he is?
Sorry, I worded that poorly, (I'm english SL), I meant it is very foolish of Nick to attract the ire of a woman Like MK.
 
"Get the 35-65 demo locked down, particularly with women, and you will, if you deliver it at the same time everyday 5:30 p.m. Central Time or whatever, 6:15 p.m. Eastern Time. And you do that and you tell YouTube where it can serve a bunch of ads to a bunch of uh... to a bunch of middle-aged, moneyed decision makers, who have the purchasing power in the household. If you can do that reliably all the time, they will put ads on your channel and it will explode. "
This nigger thinks he's Da Vinci breaking the code to the secrets of the universe.

Translation: "Stream consistently when people want to watch."

Whooooooa, thank the Lord that this man broke the code of Youtube and shared his secrets with us small-minded folk. "Have an audience and give them content, then run ads." Dude, does Aaron know this one little secret?
 
Kurt really is a shitty cook. The other day he put FIVE OUNCES of Worcestershire sauce in a breakfast casserole. Then he browned several pounds of ground beef in a small saucepan and added olive oil.

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Still not as bad as being a cuck or dosing a small child with cocaine.
 
Hmmm 2 corroborating testimonials are somehow fan fiction.

I hope the video comes out now!
I hope the casino goes frame by frame pointing out all the vile shit.

It's funny how Nick has teamed with Ralph another (alleged?) Woman beater, great company and nick already has a pigsty for Ralph if he comes back to America or if mexico deports him which might happen.
I'm 50/50 on if Nick is so retarded that he can't perceive how aligning himself with someone that's been convicted of both a worse version of the same crime that he's considering suing Aaron over because it was so damaging and humiliating to his wife and is on audio threatening to beat his wife, or if Nick is fully aware and doesn't care because he's evil
 
It's hilarious that you can see Ethan in the comments there talking about how we're all jealous of the lifestyle Nick had. I don't even need to explain how completely retarded that is. But he genuinely believes it.

He's a drug addict child abusing cuck who lived in a shithole drug den and had to be stopped by the police from destroying his own fucking life. "Oh he posed for a picture with two women", grow the fuck up Ethan.
 
Kurt really is a shitty cook. The other day he put FIVE OUNCES of Worcestershire sauce in a breakfast casserole. Then he browned several pounds of ground beef in a small saucepan and added olive oil.
I don't consider myself a very good cook but excuse me what the fuck
 
It's hilarious that you can see Ethan in the comments there talking about how we're all jealous of the lifestyle Nick had. I don't even need to explain how completely retarded that is. But he genuinely believes it.

He's a drug addict child abusing cuck who lived in a shithole drug den and had to be stopped by the police from destroying his own fucking life. "Oh he posed for a picture with two women", grow the fuck up Ethan.
In Ralph's defence, a clean, air conditioned room, fresh food and drinkable water is unimaginable levels of luxury, so for Ralph, Rekieta's lifestyle would be like showing one of us the Mansion of the Prince of Dubai.
 
I honestly want to ask Gabe if his whole stream with Keanu was because she has no clue about who the fuck Nick is and Gabe tried to assemble a quick run down.
Her apparent need for so much remedial education certainly didn't help matters, and it caused everybody's agony to drag on several more hours than necessary.

But that wasn't the biggest single problem with that stream...

I already was giving Gabe slack, but last night proved that Keanu is really, really dumb.
Why in God's name are you giving Gabe any slack?

Okay, once again:

She's very ignorant when it comes to Nick. That much is clear. She probably only knows whatever Aaron, Geno and April told her. Which leaves a lot of holes in her understanding of the lore.

What galls me is seeing people bending over backwards to try and rehabilitate Gabe for this absolute dumpster fire. Namely by overemphasizing Keanu's role in all this.

Like, I get it... Keanu is now casting pearls before swine. The swine in this case being a certain infamous ragepig. It's gross. It's frustrating to see after the decent performance she turned-in going against Nick and 5-6 Dabbleverse retards on NLO.

However, I can 100% guarantee you all it will end badly for her. Take a deep breath. Wait patiently. All people, especially women, who associate with Ralph end up finding out what sort of person he is eventually. Her quest for Sektur clout will end in tears. Nobody needs to do anything.

Meanwhile, the bigger failing in all this is that Gabe said he was going "to credibly report upon previously undisclosed, serious, criminal allegations against Nick Rekeita [sic]."

He didn't really do that. Keanu did nothing to stop him from doing that. There was a new story involving alleged abuse of Kayla near the end, and little else.

They both suck ass, but he is more responsible than her for the stream sucking, because he brought virtually nothing of value to the table like he promised he would.

This whole Gabe thing is becoming dangerously close to this thread's version of "Okay, here's how Bernie can still win..."

I dunno how or why Gabe Hoffman became viewed with such reverence here. He came completely out of nowhere and has done only the most cursory research of the topic. I can only presume he was just trying to grift. I gave him the benefit of the doubt at first, but that's now over.

If you ask me, if there's an single individual to root for in all this, I'm putting most of my chips on Matthew Hardin. Both in terms of the bodycam, and his representation of Monty.

Fuck Gabe. I really wish we can just move beyond this. I was hoping between Hardin's lawsuit, and the shart, we would have by now.
 
How the turn tables
Damn, so much has changed since this shart.
Gator left.
Horse left.
Ralph has a polite conversation with Null during groypergate.
Ralph posted on Kiwi Farms.
Rekieta - then successful and well-liked streamer - became skeletal Ralph both in terms of lifestyle and viewership.
Ralph, from Rekieta's sworn enemy, turned into one of his few remaining allies.
How time flies.

💨 So that's my opinion on this.
 
What galls me is seeing people bending over backwards to try and rehabilitate Gabe for this absolute dumpster fire. Namely by overemphasizing Keanu's role in all this.

Like, I get it... Keanu is now casting pearls before swine.
It's more like Gabe cast FDA approved (after an 8 month long approval process) pigfeed before a retarded sow and she failed to eat it up in a timely fashion.
 
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