Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[PrestonHolt]

Imagine being so retarded you can't finish your comicbooks, and also beliving that anyone is envious about being cucked by Aaron. The sooner EVS have a stroke talking about Eric, the better for him,

 

[Harm]

From millionaire to dancing monkey for ten follower accounts.

Pathetic. You can make anyone look like a success if you cherrypick that hard.

Oh what, Kurt of Uncivil Law is a failure? Well, he also passed the bar to become a lawyer, wears a badass cowboy hat that he bought on his own without mommy or daddy's money, has so much charisma people will watch him apply Icy-Hot to his ass, cleverly makes meta-ironic jokes about inviting teenagers over for pizza casserole, and lives rent free in a spacious mansion in Nick Rekieta's head. How is that a failure, Nick?

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

From millionaire to dancing monkey for ten follower accounts.
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The guy this is directed at previously used the username Dan Sletta, if there was still any doubt who Nick's "insane" inlaws are.
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"Nothing tawdry" (Re: the pink shorts photo)
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Nothing "tawdry and gross." Just normal goofy things like drug-fueled orgies amid piles of trash and dirty clothes in a house 5 kids live in. Nothing gross though. Definitely nothing tawdry. And I'm sure Krazy Ketamine Kayla appreciates him calling her dad (stepdad?) insane as well.

By the way, does this cuck lash out at people on Twitter every single day or does he take breaks? It must be absolutely miserable living like this.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick’s grandfather’s money paid the bills while Nick dicked around online and fell into a lucrative, cushy gig that he quickly fucked up. Now he wants credit for making himself “a millionaire.” Lmao.

 

[woodedbag]

a few days ago i was teetering the line on full blown edward norton american history x but keanu c thompson has single handedly reinvigorated my undying love for the jewish people. i still have no idea what the fuck you were doing with this shit gabe hoffman but i stand behind you during these trying times. shalom!

 

[Niggernerd]

From millionaire to dancing monkey for ten follower accounts.
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Nick, YOU didnt make millions for what you did. You have a trust fund. You're basically handed an allowance like a child because you're too lazy to actually work. You can't even be fucked to stream most of the time.
You've lost every case you took and now you're at the bottom of the lawtube totem pole. While Sean and Kurt have an audience actually interested in cases. Your audience are wine moms and pedophiles only interested in wishing death on your enemies and you whinging about your ex boyfriend.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Captain Manning

I liked him on the election stream and I felt like by the time he got to his reveal about Kayla and Nick disciplining his kids I think he was done with Keanu.

Gabe is at fault for picking Keanu to go to with this. Keanu is a bad streamer and a very dumb person. Her discussion with Ralph was effectively Ralph manipulating her and Geno having to call out Ralph. I want to give Gabe slack because it sounds like Keanu just wanted to make fun of Nick for her causing him to freak out at him and Gabe wanted to discuss how Rekieta is a fraud and a creep.

Also, like everyone else on the forum I love Israel.

 

[Berrakh]

The arc of the sektur is long but it bends toward becoming Ethan Ralph.

 

[Windy Moors]

Nick claims it was a photoshoot

So he paid a photographer to come to his house and take photos of him, his wife, and mistress so he can send them to his friends for The Qover's new single, a cover of Eric Clapton's - Cocaine. This will be the first song released from their upcoming album - Aaron's Goo.

Critics are calling it tawdry and gross.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

In Ralph's defence, a clean, air conditioned room, fresh food and drinkable water is unimaginable levels of luxury, so for Ralph, Rekieta's lifestyle would be like showing one of us the Mansion of the Prince of Dubai.

Wrong Ethan. ;p

 

[Sloppa]

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Critics are calling it tawdry and gross.

Looks like the poster of a local drama societies pantomime, with cartoonish tarty women and a grown man playing the role of a sassy elf.

 

[I'm still your friend.]

After lunch my mom and I started talking about the recent Rekieta drama, eventually I had to explain what the "Balldo" was (since she refuses to believe it's real), my long suffering dad, sighed, got up out of his chair and just walked out.

"H-h-happy Father's Day!"

 

[TherapyMan]

From millionaire to dancing monkey for ten follower accounts.
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Let's really unpack all of these alleged "accomplishments" from Nick Rekieta.

First, "getting a law degree" is not that hard, especially if you are attending a barely accredited law school like Mitchell Hamline on your grandparent's dime. As long as you got the money to attend, you're likely going to get the degree.

Second, "passing the bar" really is not the difficult if you put the effort to study. Most people can pass the bar if they put in the requisite effort and time. This is probably the closest thing that Nick has to real accomplishment though: achieving the bare minimum necessary to practice law.

Third, "opening my own practice" really is not an accomplishment in any sense. Any lawyer can pay the $300 to establish a PLLC and "open" their own practice. Means nothing. How big was Nick's book? Did it even crack five figures? "Opening a practice" means nothing if you do little to no business.

Fourth, "talking about law on youtube" obviously is not anything to brag about. Up until recently, it was largely reserved specifically for the dregs of the legal profession that did not have anything better to do with their careers—people like Nick. Not much has really changed now, but there are at least a few more real practitioners instead of frauds like Nick.

Finally, "becoming a millionaire" is not that impressive when you have dynastic familial wealth and you already were an heir to a fortune to the tune of hundreds of millions. Further, Nick's becoming a millionaire really was the result of him hitting the proverbial jackpot of being at the right place at the right time, more than his own skill or acumen. But hey, I'll give it to Nick that he was a pretty good con man for the first couple of years.

Nick's like a tee-ball player that hits a grounder and suddenly thinks that he's the same as a Babe Ruth big-leaguer. Just a complete delusion and lack of awareness concerning his own place in the world. It'd be quaint if he wasn't such a loathsome, malicious retard.

Nick’s grandfather’s money paid the bills while Nick dicked around online and fell into a lucrative, cushy gig that he quickly fucked up. Now he wants credit for making himself “a millionaire.” Lmao.

What's amazing is that despite being born on third base, Nick has basically little to no real accomplishments to his name. For most of his life, he was a complete loser buoyed by generational wealth. The one time he actually succeeded on his own merits, he immediately fucked it up and went down in flames.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Mama K blocked Nick but that won’t stop him and his fat friends Pretty Menopausal.



Very restrained and classy of Mama K not to point out how obese and gross they all are.

 

[Sloppa]

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

By the way, does this cuck lash out at people on Twitter every single day or does he take breaks? It must be absolutely miserable living like this.

I feel like he always has a Xitter tab open and is searching for posts mentioning him. I wish he'd go offline and spend some time with his wife and kids that isn't "driving them to activities". If you're not going to spend time with them why'd you have so many of them?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

EVS literally tells Nick not to send him photos because he’ll leak them and he does it anyways.

At this point its clear Nick has some kind of weird voyeur humiliation fetish.

I remember an old MATI where Josh talked about an exhibitionist guy with a humiliation fetish, he'd constantly post gross and compromising images to the forum with the desire of being a lolcow, because he got off to it.

It makes me consider if Nick is the same way, to a lesser extent. He's admitted to be an exhibitionist twice. He seems to enjoy being hated, and showing his metaphorical and literal ass on the internet. He's talked postively about doing onlyfans as if it's something he'd be interested in. I think maybe he gets off on all of this.

Definitely this.

Stroganoff should be a quick stir fry, because the meat should be thinly sliced, with a creamy sauce. Wagyu can be worth it if you dont cook it for almost an hour.

Nick is a maturity stunted child, everything he does is childish even his cooking. Its a mockery of what cooking actually is. He just grabs fancy ingredients because they are fancy, and throws them together and expects it to work out like he saw on TV once.

You guys think if someone performed an exorcism on the Sonichu medallions and banished the demon back to hell, Nick would break down crying with regret and Idubbbz would turn to Anisa and say "Woman shut up, we're not gonna do that." ?

Jokingly, the medallion doesn't make a person bad it just amplifies what was already there. That's why people like Donovan Cripp Daddy who wore it died instead of becoming evil. It couldn't corrupt good so it destroyed it.
Nick was always a piece of shit even before the drugs. The old "Our child drank Spoiled Milk HAHAHAHAHA" clip proves that pretty succinctly.

 

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Nick with the self-awareness proving her right instantly. Can't even wish people a happy Fathers day without crying about the incel stalker nerds.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I remember an old MATI where Josh talked about an exhibitionist guy with a humiliation fetish, he'd constantly post gross and compromising images to the forum with the desire of being a lolcow, because he got off to it.

It makes me consider if Nick is the same way, to a lesser extent. He's admitted to be an exhibitionist twice. He seems to enjoy being hated, and showing his metaphorical and literal ass on the internet. He's talked postively about doing onlyfans as if it's something he'd be interested in. I think maybe he gets off on all of this.

He is 100% a sexual exhibitionist, he went to a nudist cuck resort in Jamaica. Then we saw him seething that people didn't want to hear him streaming about "sexy, fun, relationships" He was in Las Vegas recently parading the cuck fridge and reminding everyone that Aaron fucked Kayla good and hard.

Rekieta is exactly like one of those fags at a pride rally wearing a leather belt and nipple clamps. He admits his peepee no longer gets hard for normal, loving sexual congress with his wife and that's why they have a "field kit" and tried the inevitably disastrous polycule. In his advanced current state of drug abusing, homosexual jadedness, Rackets probably needs public humiliation to even whack off.

He seems to also use sexual boundary crossing, as a part of a wider tool-set of abuse. He's screams and insults and verbally abuses, but when it comes to women in particular, like Judge Fisher or Elissa he uses a sexual angle. The way he spoke to the judge, someone who is a coworker of his, is nothing short of sexual harassment, and he paired it with a deeply misogynistic rant. It really displays who this guy is. When it comes to Elissa he implied that she was sending naked pictures to someone on discord.

One of his early boundary crossing red flags was the shower calls. Most normal fortysomething professional men wouldn't think of calling people when washing their balls, there's an unspoken assumption the bathroom is a private place. The shower calls showed us an early preview of Nick's pervert glee at transgressing prude square boundaries, and also his narcissist need to control the narrative. Because if it couldn't wait for his balls to dry, his reputation must be thuper important right.

I think he enjoys being able to fuck with people, and I think him being caught in those behaviors is what upsets him most.

Everything he does is textbook raging narcissistic personality disorder, yeah. All "relationships" with narcs are extractive and abusive, only they confuse their marks with intense love bombing, especially in the early stages, until they get bored. If a narc isn't flattering you because he wants something, he's usually lashing out with verbal or emotional abuse or generally fucking with you for their amusement, because they're unhappy, needy, angry people at their core. Life in the Rekieta compound, dealing with the high strung emotional antics of this faggot must be exhausting.

From millionaire to dancing monkey for ten follower accounts.

The kind of millionaire who has to sell valuable real estate to pay off his loan, which he spent on cocaine.

I dunno how or why Gabe Hoffman became viewed with such reverence here.

I thought he was going for his own thread.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Nice job with the Rumble contract, Nick, you fuckup.