Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[unironicjudiaism]

Fartface Rekieta is a rather unpleasant and nasty individual. Perhaps one day he'll consider taking a bath and laying off the casseroles — or whatever else is contributing to his condition.

No wonder he watches Kurt's cooking videos it's not to mock him it's for fartface fuel

 

[Captain Manning]

I felt like by the time he got to his reveal about Kayla and Nick disciplining his kids I think he was done with Keanu.

Yeah, I think that's your problem. You fail to realize that the quality of the reveal has nothing to do with his attitude or level of exasperation towards Kiki.

He promised a nuke. He delivered a firecracker. And it's not Kiki's fault. It's his.

I want to give Gabe slack because it sounds like Keanu just wanted to make fun of Nick for her causing him to freak out at him and Gabe wanted to discuss how Rekieta is a fraud and a creep.

We already know Nicholas Rekieta is a fraud and a creep. We know that because of all the OLD shit that Gabe went over on the stream. Much of which he got from HERE. Which constituted the vast majority of the stream.

It's like what @Potentially Criminal said about that alleged letter that Zumock got. We didn't need Chad to tell us that Nick is fraud. We already knew that. Just like we don't need Gabe Hoffman and some dumb bimbo to summarize this thread for almost five hours.

I read this thread. Almost every day. I also want my five hours back.

Very restrained and classy of Mama K not to point out how obese and gross they all are.

The kill-shot with those two bitches is to point out they are both mothers, yet are supporting a man who engaged in a degenerate drug fueled polycule, despite having five children, and where one of them tested positive for cocaine.

That brings everybody together in agreement. That gets the most amount of people to understand how fucked in the head PAS is.

Calling them fat pigs doesn't do that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Calling them fat pigs

Is factual.

I’m not trying to persuade anybody that these two dumb cunts are garbage. Anyone who can’t see that at first glance is beyond help and their opinion is literally worthless.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Nick's mommy paid for everything he has ever done. Also the written accounts were not fan fiction and I can't wait for the world to see his horder hell house

 

[WEEKEND]

The guy this is directed at previously used the username Dan Sletta, if there was still any doubt who Nick's "insane" inlaws are.
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Family life over at the Rekieta klan kompound sounds just peachy. Kayla must be sooo happy.

 

[Tayto]

Even if it wasn't ridiculously wasteful, those recipes are designed around the cheaper, tougher cuts of meat that have lots of collagen and connective tissue in them. It's just culinary illiteracy to go using expensive cuts of wagyu for such a purpose. I'd raise an eyebrow even if it was one of those big deal michelin starred experimental cooks like Heston Blumenthal or Ferran Adria. If it's Rekieta, you know he's just jizzing his money into the saucepan in place of reading a fucking recipe book.

The kind of people that would use rich cuts of meat for that kind of dish are the same people that talk about "yt peepo don't season they food", more proof that Nick is a nigger in every way that matters. When Gorden Ramsey is screaming like a retard about a lack of seasoning, he's not talking about caking food in flavoured powders, herbs, salts & spices - he's talking about simple salt & pepper, the only two seasonings good ingredients need.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Jokingly, the medallion doesn't make a person bad it just amplifies what was already there. That's why people like Donovan Cripp Daddy who wore it died instead of becoming evil. It couldn't corrupt good so it destroyed it.
Nick was always a piece of shit even before the drugs. The old "Our child drank Spoiled Milk HAHAHAHAHA" clip proves that pretty succinctly.

There's a line in an old Twilight Zone episode called "Printer's Devil" that I think sums it up pretty well:

"He only goes where he's invited."

 

[Tablet County]

Nick is too lazy to set up a selfie stand.

Oh god is this a return to tripod discourse?

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

The kind of people that would use rich cuts of meat for that kind of dish are the same people that talk about "yt peepo don't season they food", more proof that Nick is a nigger in every way that matters. When Gorden Ramsey is screaming like a retard about a lack of seasoning, he's not talking about caking food in flavoured powders, herbs, salts & spices - he's talking about simple salt & pepper, the only two seasonings good ingredients need.

Reminds me of that episode of kitchen nightmares, "burger kitchen", were the dad (after robbing his son to open his restaurant) kept ordering waygu and other expensive meats to make really shitty burgers. He couldn't understand the expensive cuts isn't what makes the meal tasty or quality.

Kind of how nick doesn't understand that mommy's money doesn't make him a man. He's more pussy than most women.

 

[Tablet County]

I dunno how or why Gabe Hoffman became viewed with such reverence here.

I think most people are just mystified by the fact that a billionaire hedge fund manager likes sektur drama.

 

[Heed Not]

So what's the odds of the county backing down from the lawsuit before page 10k?

 

[3MMA]

After reviewing this segment repeatedly and clipping, Nick - in true whitebread ass nigga form - acts like a lover scorned, hollering in the Balldo Bunker within earshot of children at a two year old video of Kurt. Tempestuous and full of vitriol, he whines, spits and toots at Kurt. And for what?

Nice job on those clips, Nick really spelled it out for everyone. In answer to your question, (though it’s been made crystal clear by those clips so I think you know the answer,) it’s all because he is jealous. Must be satisfying for Kurt to see this guy he used to be ride or die for, who barely used to give him the time of day, now missing him so bad that he’s having conversations (publicly) with two year old videos of Kurt. I’d go so far as to call that a total Kurt W. Nick missed the fuckin’ bus & he’s jealous as can be, though I don’t think Nick has any idea of how transparent he is. He hasn’t acknowledged it himself & so he thinks no one else can possibly see, completely missing the point that everyone can see. Nick really thinks his jokes can run cover for his jealousy & regret.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think most people are just mystified by the fact that a billionaire hedge fund manager likes sektur drama.

Meh. I was more gobsmacked to learn that Ana Kasparian reads this thread. That was wild.

 

[bollweval]

Since it is Father's Day, do Nicks kids get him custom Baldo's that say WORLD'S GREATEST FATHER? Or do they just pool their money together and get him a pile of cocaine?

 

[Fapcop]

Wait a second...

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1934318080252903695

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"Enjoy relapsing in prison, stalker Mama K"

I get the strangest feeling that Nick didn’t get any “Happy Father’s Day!” from his kids, after all: Why would they? So instead he spent the day seething on Twitter. As you do.

From millionaire to dancing monkey for ten follower accounts.
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"Nothing tawdry" (Re: the pink shorts photo)
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LOOOOL!

Nick: Sends tawdry, gross picture to show how much FUN he had, and is mystified that someone thinks it’s tawdry and gross.

The porn has fully rotted his brain and he’s starting to reach tranny levels degeneracy.

One of these days, he’ll probably sit at a restaurant and start talking about Double Penetration and when his dinner guests just stare with horror and disgust, he’ll try to defend it. “What?! It’s FUN! Haven’t you ever seen an asshole all stretched out?! Jeez, live a little man! Why so uptight?!”

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

This is what the KiwiFarts website is all about.

If dear feeder is gonna salivate over the fatties then the gas goes with the territory my guy. Can’t have 600+lb women wo a little gas

In all seriousness nick get some help dude your sinuses/nasal passages are fucked

 

[Maude Snew]

Finally, "becoming a millionaire" is not that impressive when you have dynastic familial wealth and you already were an heir to a fortune to the tune of hundreds of millions.

No, you don't understand, he used to be a multi millionaire but through clever leveraging of debt Rekieta style and some fancy financial footwork he's now down to a single million.

That's the kind of 5d underwater basketball he's always driving his kids to at all hours of the day, so they can finance as well as he does.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

No, you don't understand, he used to be a multi millionaire but through clever leveraging of debt Rekieta style and some fancy financial footwork he's now down to a single million.

It takes a real big brain to go from 2 paid off properties to 1 that's now mortgaged again.

(Okay I think the current home was already mortgaged but imagine owning 2 properties, at least one outright, and ending up with a mortgage still after selling the first).

Nick gave up easy rental income so he could fail to move in his side bitch and then sold the property to.... who fucking knows, cover the overpriced lawyer he doesn't need for a lawsuit he shouldn't be retarded enough to be in?

 

[Oxyjen]

This is getting very uncomfortable. Reverse image searching goes a home in WI. (Plenty of homes look similar but it's almost identical). What the fuck is he doing?

You mean what is K doing posting photos of her cabin, right? It does seem like poor opsec if she wants to stay anonymous and not be fucked with by balldo, Ralph and their cling-ons.

We all said she wasn’t cut out for the Sektur…

Well, if you really want to get into it, language also serves to help reflect a speaker or writer's identity, their belonging to certain groups and their relationship to their audience. This is true whether someone is being sloppy with their language, being careful with their language or correcting someone else's language.

Well said.
A fun example here is that we’ve collectively just given up and decided to refer to N20 as “whippets” after all.

 

[Melty Butter]

A few pages back, it was brought to my attention there is some interesting things Nick says about LawTube and YouTube in the Karen Read Trail - Closing Argument Review - PLUS MINE stream.

To see the unedited version, see Elissa Clips.

Nice job on those clips,

Ditto, 3MMA. @Sneed on Cloud 9, I'm grateful you and Elb captured it all. I was afraid it would be lost to the Internet ether when I called it out.

Sometimes I wonder if this thread even cares that much about LawTube anymore. And, if so, I get it. Nick has this habit of bombarding and exhausting us with "content". Who really gives a shit if he's calling LegalBytes a mean girl when he's threatening law suits / doxxing Mama K / posting more threesome pics / calling his father-in-law "insane" etc etc etc.

But, if we've learned nothing else, it's that keeping track of what he says is important.

......

Also, happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! Whether you're bio fathers or those who engage in the act of fathering, I imagine this case hits particularly hard.

As shared by Kayla's mom today:

Take a bow, Dan. You've done your best.