Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Gabe is at fault for picking Keanu to go to with this.

No, he's at fault for lying his ass off and claiming he had some big scoop when he had literally nothing. No host could have saved the absolute lack of any actual new information.

 

[Sloppa]

No, he's at fault for lying his ass off and claiming he had some big scoop when he had literally nothing. No host could have saved the absolute lack of any actual new information.

I stayed up really late, I was tired the next day and stubbed my toe because I was tired. Gabe's a monster. Glad Iran is bombing him.

 

[August Levasseur]

I feel like he always has a Xitter tab open and is searching for posts mentioning him. I wish he'd go offline and spend some time with his wife and kids that isn't "driving them to activities". If you're not going to spend time with them why'd you have so many of them?

Supposedly Matt Jarbo (I think it was him, could've been someone else) used to have Google alerts set up so whenever anyone posted a video or forum post or tweet about him he could see it as soon as Google indexed it.

 

[CECA Loather]

Yeah, I think that's your problem. You fail to realize that the quality of the reveal has nothing to do with his attitude or level of exasperation towards Kiki.

He promised a nuke. He delivered a firecracker. And it's not Kiki's fault. It's his.

Even if Gabe produced the bodycam, bribed April to go onto to Keanu's show, Keanu is so incompetent, so terrible a host, she will turn the expose into a snoozefest or unwatchable at best or at worst argue with Gabe, bogging it down with her useless input, treating the interview like a conversation, dragging the interview needlessly and even siding with Rekieta. Just see the stream of her leaking messages with April.

Gabe is at fault alright. His fault is thinking that working with Keanu would make Rekieta seethe while not realising that there is good reason why no one watches Keanu.

Even if you think that the allegations of Rekieta threatening violence towards Kayla or him being physical with his children are nothingburgers and just hearsay, in the hands of a better host, the show would still be salvageable.

 

[3MMA]

So, this is Nick’s cope shared earlier ITT about his latest attention whoring picture sharing:

(Needed an Archive & related to the following posts on his twitter:
Link | Archive

Now he’s backing down. So he admits this is too embarrassing to leave the house? What happened to it not being tawdry or gross? Why would you send this around, anyway? So your kids can see you cheating on their mom? Again? ‬Guess it was tawdry & gross after all.
The Cuckpope spaketh lies:

Just three wolves, kissing.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Meh. I was more gobsmacked to learn that Ana Kasparian reads this thread. That was wild.

Everyone likes a trashfire or looking at a car crash from a distance, Nicks life is just the Darvaza gas crater.

 

[DemsBNutz]

So tongue and cheek? Or window into his discord preferences? I vote he gets spammed with Fat harry navle pictures.... His next theupple may be the beared lady whom used to be called steve.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

So it is highly likely that Nick roped one of his child victims into taking a picture of daddy being a gay-coded faggot while their two mommies dress like slutty whores.

Correct me if am wrong, but weren't the children in the custody of CPS at this time?

 

[MadStan]

I can abide a man being photographed being kissed by 2 women. I might even allow the color pink to be allowed given that Rod Stewart pulled it off; the use of shorts is tragic but begrudgingly this may be permissible, and even the faggot tie urks me so but I swallow my dismay...but I will not tolerate a man wearing proper shoes with NO socks.

Utterly disgraceful.

 

[TexOffender]

I'm honestly surprised a limpy dick pic hasn't leaked by now.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

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If the little unicorns are the kids they need to be dirtier, and add a fifth one flying around high on coke.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

he Cuckpope spaketh lies:

Just three wolves, kissing.

There is no man that has looked as gay as Nicky while in contact with a woman. This image is used to stress test gaydars.

 

[Trans Randy]

Also, happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! Whether you're bio fathers or those who engage in the act of fathering, I imagine this case hits particularly hard.

As shared by Kayla's mom today:
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Take a bow, Dan. You've done your best.

Happy Father's day to Nick's children's new dad, @Fapcop !

 

[Niggernerd]

There is no man that has looked as gay as Nicky while in contact with a woman. This image is used to stress test gaydars.

I'd say fuentes did during the fresh and fit podcast but he at least didnt make a soy face

 

[LemonParty]

Happy Father's day Nick you degenerate crybaby bitch.

 

[Sloppa]

Happy Father's day Nick you degenerate crybaby bitch.

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[DiabeticSydePhil]

Nick, its Father's Day. Get off Twitter and spend time with your kids.

Dude's approaching Zuckerberg or Musk tier lizard person. His ability to act like a real human being is constantly eroding every day.

I'm sure he'll tweet some defensive shit about how he totally spent time with his kids today, neglecting to mention that he spent all that time arguing with literal nobodies on twitter.

 

[Beavis]

Can someone photoshop a hat with a propeller flying off his head from being kissed by two skanks?

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

So, this is Nick’s cope shared earlier ITT about his latest attention whoring picture sharing:
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(Needed an Archive & related to the following posts on his twitter:
Link | Archive
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Now he’s backing down. So he admits this is too embarrassing to leave the house? What happened to it not being tawdry or gross? Why would you send this around, anyway? So your kids can see you cheating on their mom? Again? ‬Guess it was tawdry & gross after all.
The Cuckpope spaketh lies:
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Just three wolves, kissing.

When did he get permission to share the photo with Ethan.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Nick, its Father's Day. Get off Twitter and spend time with your kids.

Dude's approaching Zuckerberg or Musk tier lizard person. His ability to act like a real human being is constantly eroding every day.

I'm sure he'll tweet some defensive shit about how he totally spent time with his kids today, neglecting to mention that he spent all that time arguing with literal nobodies on twitter.

Nick has a very productive Father's Day. His kids left him a card signed by all of them which they left on top of a pile of garbage, his wife gave him some Adderall she sucked a college student off for, and April gave him a bottle of Galaxy Gas shaped like a floral vase so his parole officer won't recognize it.

It was only after spending a few minutes with his family did he fuck off to argue on Twatter.