DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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millais said:
Piggy suffers from a very bad case of thesaurus/synonym abuse. He will always use a more "intelligent" sounding term when a perfectly serviceable mundane word would work. Thus, "humans" instead of "people".
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This is correct, but occasionally he's also self-censoring when he wants to call someone a faggot or a retard. For example, "These fucking detractors -- these fucking disgusting... humans -- lidurally ruined my day awf."
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
OIC's turn today with the $50 pre arranged Lisa Lou tip to get DSP over the goal

Jaxx
Guitar player
NDO
Your future Stepdad
OIC

He's down to these 5 to rotate I think for whale merries
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And Jaxx is specific to fighting games. And he works at a call center. He doesn't have a lot of money, unlike the others.

And we believe Guitar Player and NDO may be the same person. No idea who Stepdad is.
 
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Keith the Horse Fucker said:
And we believe Guitar Player and NDO may be the same person. No idea who Stepdad is.
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I personally think that Stepdad is a rogue Kino fan given he stopped streaming on Twitch around 8 months ago. But it's also possible that he could possibly be the one new dent that DSP organically gets each year after he alienates like 3-4 dents.
 
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Keith the Horse Fucker said:
And Jaxx is specific to fighting games. And he works at a call center. He doesn't have a lot of money, unlike the others.

And we believe Guitar Player and NDO may be the same person. No idea who Stepdad is.
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This is Guitarplayer
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This is ndo
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This is Ur future stepdad
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Phil hits the goal and immediately starts begging for another goal because he wants to do dsp inhales it on Tuesday. He needs to make up for his kick subs mysteriously disappearing. “Cahm on guise let’s get some support rolling, alright?” Get aids, pigroach.

 
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neger psykolog said:
That's fucking hilarious.

I'm guessing his dad took off the training wheels so Phil could try the real bicycle experience and then fell over in just a few feet and started complaining about bugged cycling mechanics.

His dad obviously didn't understand that could've just slapped yellow paint in a line and DSP would've been able to cycle just fine.
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The bicycle lore is that Phil was asked if he had ever won anything in a contest before. He said 'No' then said, "Oh wait. I did win a raffle one time. That's right, I won a bike in a raffle. My dad and I put it together, but I never rode it, not even once. Why didn't I ride it? I couldn't, because if I did the Ni-neighborhood kids would have just taken it."
 
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Switch Mongo said:
Phil hits the goal and immediately starts begging for another goal because he wants to do dsp inhales it on Tuesday. He needs to make up for his kick subs mysteriously disappearing. “Cahm on guise let’s get some support rolling, alright?” Get aids, pigroach.

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"I don't know why?"
Lance has been MIA. That's why.

He said 100 this stream and during Lies of P said 100 and also 150 subs. So if this keeps up, he's down 500-750 bucks a month.
 
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It seems like Phil always gets a money buff after his day off on Saturdays. Anyone else notice this pattern? Makes me wonder what motivates the dents to come out in full force after his day off
 
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DarkFuhDillz said:
Haven’t been here for 100 pages. Why does Phil look so broken today?
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Missed 4 goals last week, When he does hit them, it's the same 4-5 people with most of them just being dolphins trying to keep this king facade going on.

Not only that, some of the kick whales have stopped, he said multiple times today that he'd down 100 kick subs this month (He also said 150 at one, point dunno which it is). So he's down 500-750 a month now.
 
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Cucktry Roads said:
Not only that, some of the kick whales have stopped, he said multiple times today that he'd down 100 kick subs this month (He also said 150 at one, point dunno which it is). So he's down 500-750 a month now.
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that audience is divided I see him get Kick support but most of the time when I look in the Kick chat its 90% people bullying the fuck out of him my personal favorite is the emoji spam
 
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