Chud impersonating a cop is shooting D lawmakers

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

If there's a manifesto, capturing him alive means there's a greater chance at least excerpts of it become public record since it will be used as evidence against him.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Shocked they got him alive, I was sure he was gonna off himself.

He's entertaining the theory that the son was involved. They found a second manifesto at home but didn't disclose the room it was in.

How could the son be involved? Is it because the suspect pictures that were first released don't seem to match up?
Also do we have any current information about the whereabouts of the wife and their kids?

 

[Tiggletown]

Where did they find him? Was he trying to run or hunker down local?

 

[talk talk talk]

Busted by a neighbor's trail cam.

The dude got every break in the world when he got away to his Minneapolis house and got a car and had like an 8 hour head start. But because he was a previously unknown lolcow, he decided to go back to his farm where EVERY FUCKING COP IN MINNESOTA was hanging around.

 

[Shlomo XL]

Mike Stoklasa?

No, child.

 

[Hurst]

If there's a manifesto, capturing him alive means there's a greater chance at least excerpts of it become public record since it will be used as evidence against him.

It's Minnesota so unless there's a pledge of allegiance to Trump it's likely we won't see it. But I wouldn't mind being wrong in this instance.

 

[talk talk talk]

Trail cam neighbor better get paid his $50K reward.

 

[Detective Carey]

Firing from the hip here so feel free to call me a retard, but that's the spookiest looking spook I've ever seen get scooby doo and the gang'd for spooking, fucking gray man shit. He's like "yeah, ok sure".

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Goddamn I thought for sure he was gonna be out of country by now and getting passage to the remotest parts of canada.
Glad they got him alive at least.

 

[RedDelicious]

Firing from the hip here so feel free to call me a retard, but that's the spookiest looking spook I've ever seen get scooby doo and the gang'd for spooking, fucking gray man shit. He's like "yeah, ok sure".

I think he's more kook than spook. From the stuff people have dug up on him he seems like a genuinely insane bible-beating loon, he probably doesn't feel guilty in the slightest and just annoyed to have been caught. His finances were apparently unsalvageably fucked after going to the Congo to preach and attempting to start a security business, and there's no death penalty in MN, so he knew he'd get to live off taxpayer dollars spouting his lunacy to anyone who'll listen until he croaks.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

His finances were apparently unsalvageably fucked after going to the Congo

His wife was apprehended with $50k in cash.

 

[din365]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Shocked they got him alive, I was sure he was gonna off himself.

Yeah, but after what happened to jeffery epstein, the biggest question won't be whether or not they catch him alive, but rather if he's going to live long enough in prison to make it to trial.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

His wife was apprehended with $50k in cash.

Paying for groceries with cash is illegal?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Paying for groceries with cash is illegal?

Can't be too prepared when the potato cartel is in town, I guess.

 

[David Brown]

Trail cam neighbor better get paid his $50K reward.

Nobody has ever actually gotten paid out a full reward on that kind of thing. They might pay the guy $2k or so, taxed at 34% of course.

 

[bindar dundat]

that's the spookiest looking spook I've ever seen

I think he's more kook than spook.

pourquoi pas les deux?

kooky spooks are more plausible to deny, perhaps

dude glows, either way

 

[MadStan]

Given there is no death penalty in MN, perhaps we will see the Prosecution argue the case should be moved to Texas to grant him a fair trial.

 

[Ghostse]

They caught his ass.

"What is the charge? What is the crime? Giving someone a meal? A succulent lead meal?"

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

They caught his ass.

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Damn nigger at least kill yourself before the cops catch you.

Liberals can't do anything right.

 

[clara red bottoms]

Given there is no death penalty in MN, perhaps we will see the Prosecution argue the case should be moved to Texas to grant him a fair trial.

They won't be able to get an unbiased MN jury. It will almost definitely be moved to another state he didn't kill the political leaders of