Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I assume medical files are as tightly sealed in Finland as they are in any civilized Western country, so public searching mental clinics in Finland for women under 40 named Auli aren't likely to get results but anyone with an inside track to the Finnish health system might have a chance with such a search.

Chris's were only found because they were dumped in the trash following the Aurora Borealis Incident.

 

[King Kiwi]

Yeah there is definitely something genetic that left her with the size of a hobbit and the face of a cabbage patch kid, and it certainly could have also caused mental conditions that lead to abnormal behavior.

Why else would you mail a literal motherfucker in jail who is also convinced they are an anime CPU goddess, a modified Pokemon and the very re-incarnation of Jesus Christ and then start a relationship from Finland with him?

I assume medical files are as tightly sealed in Finland as they are in any civilized Western country, so public searching mental clinics in Finland for women under 40 named Auli aren't likely to get results but anyone with an inside track to the Finnish health system might have a chance with such a search.

I suppose there's a small chance that she really is as innocent as she looks and Carrigan is orchestrating the whole thing and making all the reservations and all this crap but...

Idk no one just "hangs out" with Chris.

He's not someone who makes and keeps friendships that are genuine or in the long term.

I don't doubt there might be some kind of friendship but flutter would probably have to be a lot like Chris himself and be on some level of depravity herself in order to make this work in the long term.

 

[waltahwhite'freemovies]

the call is Fake and gay. there's noise only when chris is talking, the cadence is wrong and the call sounds unusually clear, and ai is more than capable of replicating rage. (source: watching videos of people on discord fucking with eleven labs)

the voice changer would fuck up the audio, plus its just an ai chris with a phone filter on it. his real phones mic is not that clean audio wise

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I suppose there's a small chance that she really is as innocent as she looks and Carrigan is orchestrating the whole thing and making all the reservations and all this crap but...

Idk no one just "hangs out" with Chris.

He's not someone who makes and keeps friendships that are genuine or in the long term.

I don't doubt there might be some kind of friendship but flutter would probably have to be a lot like Chris himself and be on some level of depravity herself in order to make this work in the long term.

Not to mention he is just irritating as fuck to be around. I've been around old people with dementia that repeat shit over and over, my friend's heavily autistic kid, and other irritating people, but Chris is on an entirely other level of frustration. His parents didn't seem willing to interact with him for long periods and I have no idea how Flutter can stand to be around him for days on end. We've even seen Chris "correcting her" at the Food Lion, so you know he does that shit constantly because he thinks he's the smartest person on the planet, and I have no idea how she can stand that.

 

[King Kiwi]

Not to mention he is just irritating as fuck to be around. I've been around old people with dementia that repeat shit over and over, my friend's heavily autistic kid, and other irritating people, but Chris is on an entirely other level of frustration. His parents didn't seem willing to interact with him for long periods and I have no idea how Flutter can stand to be around him for days on end. We've even seen Chris "correcting her" at the Food Lion, so you know he does that shit constantly because he thinks he's the smartest person on the planet, and I have no idea how she can stand that.

Her problem.

I hope Chris irritates her most of the time.

 

[FinnSven]

Not to mention he is just irritating as fuck to be around. I've been around old people with dementia that repeat shit over and over, my friend's heavily autistic kid, and other irritating people, but Chris is on an entirely other level of frustration. His parents didn't seem willing to interact with him for long periods and I have no idea how Flutter can stand to be around him for days on end. We've even seen Chris "correcting her" at the Food Lion, so you know he does that shit constantly because he thinks he's the smartest person on the planet, and I have no idea how she can stand that.

From what I can guess, she is a bit of an isolated anti social loner by even Finnish standards.

She might just not entirely know any better.
Seps may come across as constantly "on", loud and attention needing to such a Finn, as the average person in Finland is quiet and reserved until drunk.

As such she could just think Chris is being typically American and accepts it.

 

[obliviousbeard]

inside track to the Finnish health system might have a chance with such a search

Unlikely for anyone with access to medical records to look up randos and check their data. Since well, you can lose your job over that, especially if you don't have valid reasons to do so.

 

[knux]

All five locations in Finland that Chris got spotted at. This includes Pasillan Kmarket, Tripla, Redi, Arabia and the Linnanmaki. Idk if it means anything though.

All from a postcard. This is great. Slowly narrowing in on Chris's location, like Shia's flag back in the day.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

As such she could just think Chris is being typically American and accepts it.

Well, fucking your mother is pretty typical in Alabama

 

[King Kiwi]

Well, fucking your mother is pretty typical in Alabama

Is that what that song's about?

I thought they just like riding horses there and sipping iced tea or something.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

I assume medical files are as tightly sealed in Finland as they are in any civilized Western country, so public searching mental clinics in Finland

Vastaamo was pwned in 2020 and all patient files including therapist notes were put online. I’m phoneposting and at work but if someone cooler than me wants to look into it, that’d be lit.

 

[myhairisonfire]

100%. She reached out to Chris, after he was outed as raping his own mom, to start a relationship. She also feeds his jesus delusions. She's a severely fucked up individual

She's a severely fucked up individual, with great OPSEC.

She's basically a cryptid. Only tenuous details and blurry photos have been discovered, even by the worlds best autists.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Vastaamo was pwned in 2020 and all patient files including therapist notes were put online. I’m phoneposting and at work but if someone cooler than me wants to look into it, that’d be lit.

This is great info but i'm phonefagging too.

@Zeus Blue Thunder , this might be a good chance to put your autism to use. If you can find that database, you can write yourself into Christory for eternity if you (or anyone) can find if there's an Auli of the right age and description on there.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

This is great info but i'm phonefagging too.

@Zeus Blue Thunder , this might be a good chance to put your autism to use. If you can find that database, you can write yourself into Christory for eternity if you (or anyone) can find if there's an Auli of the right age and description on there.

If.
If I had any info or skill on how to lookup these, we wouldn't even have an argument now since Chris's emails got pwned many times.

 

[RaunchyVibes]

Just a spergy thought but could it be possible that - since Chris did what every horny pajeet on Quora dream of, simply calls her äitti or used to at some point? Being the tard he is, he finds the Finnish word for mother extremely close to a Finnish boomer name and they then went along with it for gay-ops? Inb4 'äitti doesn't sound like Auli at all', remember that this is the same tard that came up with genious names such as Slaweel Ryam and Naitsirch.

 

[Rupin]

Anybody tried running Auli’s name through Facebook? I tried but my autism ran out because of the huge amount of results that came up.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Anybody tried running Auli’s name through Facebook? I tried but my autism ran out because of the huge amount of results that came up.

The trick is to filter by individual finnish cities.
I did look up of Helsinki and the cities in the South Ostrobothnia region and came up with nothing.

 

[caffeine in my veins]

I don't know if this will be of any use, but I have been digging though dark web finnish forums and I found three .onion sites that claim to have Vastaamo's database. They are not loading for me, but might it might be a useful lead for anyone interested:

https://vasmgoh2p5pvlhg2tzmb6ioaiyf4n46njujh7fasf2ou6d6vpkvzbuid.sipuli/

https://vasmgoh2p5pvlhg2tzmb6ioaiyf4n46njujh7fasf2ou6d6vpkvzbuid.sipuli.pet/

https://vasmgoh2p5pvlhg2tzmb6ioaiyf4n46njujh7fasf2ou6d6vpkvzbuid.sipuli/

I found them in this forum: http://enxx3byspwsdo446jujc52ucy2pf5urdbhqw3kbsfhlfjwmbpj5smdad.onion/punasipuli/8.html

No I don't speak Finnish

Good luck in your search

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I don't know if this will be of any use, but I have been digging though dark web finnish forums and I found three .onion sites that claim to have Vastaamo's database. They are not loading for me, but might it might be a useful lead for anyone interested:

https://vasmgoh2p5pvlhg2tzmb6ioaiyf4n46njujh7fasf2ou6d6vpkvzbuid.sipuli/

https://vasmgoh2p5pvlhg2tzmb6ioaiyf4n46njujh7fasf2ou6d6vpkvzbuid.sipuli.pet/

https://vasmgoh2p5pvlhg2tzmb6ioaiyf4n46njujh7fasf2ou6d6vpkvzbuid.sipuli/

I found them in this forum: http://enxx3byspwsdo446jujc52ucy2pf5urdbhqw3kbsfhlfjwmbpj5smdad.onion/punasipuli/8.html

No I don't speak Finnish

Good luck in your search

Not really risking it, even if I have Tor.
Plus, I don't think you can reliably find a person just using these from their name either.

 

[Syntaxion]

I don't know if this will be of any use, but I have been digging though dark web finnish forums and I found three .onion sites that claim to have Vastaamo's database. They are not loading for me, but might it might be a useful lead for anyone interested:

https://vasmgoh2p5pvlhg2tzmb6ioaiyf4n46njujh7fasf2ou6d6vpkvzbuid.sipuli/

https://vasmgoh2p5pvlhg2tzmb6ioaiyf4n46njujh7fasf2ou6d6vpkvzbuid.sipuli.pet/

https://vasmgoh2p5pvlhg2tzmb6ioaiyf4n46njujh7fasf2ou6d6vpkvzbuid.sipuli/

I found them in this forum: http://enxx3byspwsdo446jujc52ucy2pf5urdbhqw3kbsfhlfjwmbpj5smdad.onion/punasipuli/8.html

No I don't speak Finnish

Good luck in your search

Those first 3 are either dead or just not onion links.
Don't all onion sites have the .onion extension?
Either way, I get an error trying to access them

Also, that imageboard thread is filled with links to signal and telegram groups, shit glows bright