Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Sure was. He would whine when Bob would make him do any physical chores and part of the reason he shit his pants so often was because he was too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom
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Well, there is a difference between mowing a lawn and taking a shit, but I'll take your word for it. Chris is retarded after all.
The Un-Clit said:
Why? He was a customer.

More autistic but probably less gross then some of her clients.
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Chris is a gross retard but I would bet he wasn't the cherokian lady's worst lay even in that week.

Is it AI, is it not? Could be gayops that Chris is in on, or not on at all. Auli could be a fake name, or even an username.

It doesn't need to be AI to be fake and gay to be not authentic. I feel people stake too much on whenever it is a robot or Chris talking.

Praetor can just have one of them, or a friend of theirs to call Chris and male the retard dance to their tune.

Or they could have just trained him to rage, he would do a lot for Chyna.

I am not an audio autists so I got no input there, but it reminds me of classic Chris. Fake and Gay or True and Honest, it was entertaining.
 
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SIMIΔN said:
A video was shared where an non-AI voice recording revealed Flutter's name as something like Auli, an old fashioned Finnish girls' name.
It could have just been someone doing an impression of Chris though, or a red herring.
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Even though it's late to response, I don't think today's Chris wouldn't crash out or sperg and he wouldn't threat the trolls whenever they found out something about him or his "friends" like he used to
 
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SIMIΔN said:
A video was shared where an non-AI voice recording revealed Flutter's name as something like Auli, an old fashioned Finnish girls' name.
It could have just been someone doing an impression of Chris though, or a red herring.
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Good impression, prbly AI though
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Sure was. He would whine when Bob would make him do any physical chores and part of the reason he shit his pants so often was because he was too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom
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A sedentary lifestyle can do that. If he got around and did stuff, he probably wouldn't have to worry about shitting himself.
 
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Diesel Card said:
Has anyone tried looking up the Facebook or other online accounts of schools in Finland?
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First, if Flutter is 30, you'd be looking at her graduating around 2010. That's a bit too old for most still operational websites.
Second, there's a ton of them. Finland has one of the highest teacher per student ratios and it shows. There's way too many schools to go one by one without any plan and just trying to find Flutter.
 
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Diesel Card said:
Has anyone tried looking up the Facebook or other online accounts of schools in Finland?
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There's not really a whole hell of a lot you can do when your only leads are
>The entire country of Finland
>Just a first name that might not even be her whole first name
>Blurry sasquatch quality photos

If there was a first and last name I feel like it would be off to the races, but assuming that call wasn't completely faked, the retard shouldn't have immediately just screamed about putting her name on the farms the second Chris slipped up.
 
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That Guy Who Likes The Chili said:
There's not really a whole hell of a lot you can do when your only leads are
>The entire country of Finland
>Just a first name that might not even be her whole first name
>Blurry sasquatch quality photos

If there was a first and last name I feel like it would be off to the races, but assuming that call wasn't completely faked, the retard shouldn't have immediately just screamed about putting her name on the farms the second Chris slipped up.
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Just give it time, I might be a tad bit optimistic, but we're slowly finding more and more info about her. I feel like eventually she'll fly too close to the Sun and get fully doxxed.
 
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BobJones997 said:
Just give it time, I might be a tad bit optimistic, but we're slowly finding more and more info about her. I feel like eventually she'll fly too close to the Sun and get fully doxxed.
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Honestly it's a single public fuck up on Chris' end where she's present with cops involved.
It's not the question of if it happens.
It's when it happens.
 
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Rapier Ape said:
Honestly it's a single public fuck up on Chris' end where she's present with cops involved.
It's not the question of if it happens.
It's when it happens.
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That would do the trick but I can't see Chris having any interactions with the police at this point short of a deranged a-log swatting attempt (do not do this).
 
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