"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Friedrich Hayek's Ghost]

This is the one ancient copy pasta that I still see regularly trolling people and getting them mad as fuck.

Honestly, if you cut the word "sheepdog" out, it'd probably trick twice as many people.

 

[Monkey Maneuvers]

I dont know where to ask this but since it was shown in one of the Mati streams im trying my luck here.

Josh played a clip of a pooner rapping, half naked, sitting on a char the feet not even touching the ground and Josh laughing. If anyone knows what im talking about please reply to this post.

Ty in advance

For some reason I also happen to remember the time he played a random pooner music video. It was in the November 21st 2023 episode starting around 1:07:30, found it with the MATI Transcription Archive over at https://endconsentaccidents.net/mati/

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

I unironically worked with a guy who would always brag about superior training, he got sent to this state gun instructors training and he would rub it in everyone’s face. He’s now in prison because he was at some other gun instructor training class and blasted one of the instructors with an AR and killed him. It’s funny because of all the gay bragging he did, but then i remember that some guy with a wife and kids is dead because of this negligent asshole.

appeal to given authority and credentials is always gay.
"i have been at x, doing y, therefore i know the best, even if i dont have anything to show for it, and i do the exact opposite as i did at x doing y"

Oh there is one thing gayer than appealing to authority/credentials.
Appeal to old age....

 

[DavidS877]

Today's historical MATI quote:

"Butt stuff is different than homicide."
- Joshua (Null) Moon, Mad At The Internet, March 27, 2020.

Thanks Josh.

 

[Croak & Caw]

I dont know where to ask this but since it was shown in one of the Mati streams im trying my luck here.

Josh played a clip of a pooner rapping, half naked, sitting on a char the feet not even touching the ground and Josh laughing. If anyone knows what im talking about please reply to this post.

Ty in advance

Probably https://honeycomb.technology/mati/transmati/2023/2023-11-21-slapboxed_in_front_of_the_hoes.html

1:07:58 oh my god he's she's so tiny that she sits in the chair and her feet don't touch the ground<...>

 

[Null]

Today's historical MATI quote:

"Butt stuff is different than homicide."
- Joshua (Null) Moon, Mad At The Internet, March 27, 2020.

Thanks Josh.

how naive I was.

 

[waffle]

how naive I was.

Don't be too hard on your self, you have room to maneuver. You just said it was different - it can be worse. I've seen the murdered and the butt-raped, and I know which one I'd rather be.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Dear Kiwis,

I would like to report after Hearing Null talk about Cafe Bustelo I purchased a can...and he is right it is pretty good coffee.

 

[Zertes]

Don't know if that was mentioned already but the latest MATIArchive410 video was taken down for violating YouTube terms of service

 

[crowabunga]

Does anyone remember and know the source of a soundclip Null played a while back? It was what I think was a recording of a Discord call where one of the participants was talking in a pirate accent, regaling chatroom members with tales of sailing the high seas, and concluding with something to the effect of "it was the biggest, blackest bunch o' niggers I'd ever laid eyes on!"

 

[Not A Cat Person]

Does anyone remember and know the source of a soundclip Null played a while back? It was what I think was a recording of a Discord call where one of the participants was talking in a pirate accent, regaling chatroom members with tales of sailing the high seas, and concluding with something to the effect of "it was the biggest, blackest bunch o' niggers I'd ever laid eyes on!"

That was the Peter Muskrat Army guy.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pictur...de-you-laugh-hysterically.40015/post-16775290

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Look I'm gonna say it. Jersh's Indian voice just sounds like the guy from Last Kingdom.

Please gud saar. If Josh could never imitate an accent badly again, I would be fully redeemed.

 

[Wodanaz]

Don't be too hard on your self, you have room to maneuver. You just said it was different - it can be worse. I've seen the murdered and the butt-raped, and I know which one I'd rather be.

the fact that mutts unironically think ass rape is a preferable punishment to the death penalty is deebly goncerning

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

I dont know where to ask this but since it was shown in one of the Mati streams im trying my luck here.

Josh played a clip of a pooner rapping, half naked, sitting on a char the feet not even touching the ground and Josh laughing. If anyone knows what im talking about please reply to this post.

Ty in advance

https://youtu.be/buCJlwc6JaA?si=ISEj1Ghl4tzjSpr4

Also wow that muffin top bruh put a shirt on.

 

[Detective Carey]

I heartily enjoyed the blow by blow descriptions of the diaperpedo getting busted, until YT nuked the MATI Archive upload. I wasn't watching just listening, was it the man ass/poop in that clip that got it TOS yanked?

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

Dear Kiwis,

I would like to report after Hearing Null talk about Cafe Bustelo I purchased a can...and he is right it is pretty good coffee.

Best brand you can find at crappy stores. It seems to be available anywhere that sells Twinkies (same company). My former favorite grocery store went full ghetto since 2020 and they still have it.

There's also an inappropriately large selection of cheeses, though all the other snob shit is gone. It's the last white finger they're hanging by. Null would be baffled.

 

[slungus22]

on a mati episode null read an article about a kidnapped girl who was groomed by a group of indians. she was forced to wear a dastar and ended up recording ads and car commercials

does anyone have an update on her situation? It was honestly heartbreaking to hear about

 

[UglyBoi]

Is this sound in the lastest MATI (4:37:42) a Cat or a Baby?
Note to Jannies: Jersh If you don't like this post just delete It, don't ban me.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Is this sound in the lastest MATI (4:37:42) a Cat or a Baby?
Note to Jannies: Jersh If you don't like this post just delete It, don't ban me.

I can confirm. I saw Josh and his spawn at Publix and the kid was pointing at the toy cap guns they had hanging in the checkout aisle. He said "We have real guns at home, child" before making race car noises as he pushed the cart with his kid in it away. I wouldn't have posted this but he asked to use my publix rewards for a discount and he proceeded to use the digital buy 1 get 1 cheese coupon I had without asking.

 

[alan thicke]

I can confirm. I saw Josh and his spawn at Publix and the kid was pointing at the toy cap guns they had hanging in the checkout isle. He said "We have real guns at home, child" before making race car noises as he pushed the cart with his kid in it away. I wouldn't have posted this but he asked to use my publix rewards for a discount and he proceeded to use the digital buy 1 get 1 cheese coupon I had.

Probably bought two bricks of cheddar with it too, I imagine.