Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
Jacknife said:
From what i have heard the employees never use it.
It is just a relic from a marketing campaign.
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I have a membership at Planet Fitness. I had a metal water bottle with me and I accidentally dropped it. The employees set off the lunk alarm over that, cause it made noise.

Planet Fitness is a gym for beginners. They don't have true barbells, but they do have plenty of weight machines, tons of cardio equipment (treadmills, elliptical, exercise bike), and they have dumbells that go up to 80 lbs.

You can get a decent workout there. You can't do any barbell exercises, but dumbells work for lots of exercises. I have that membership along with equipment at home, like a Olympic barbell.

There are some "gym bros" out there. But no true bodybuilders or serious powerlifters there. But for most people, who are just trying to stay or get in shape, Planet Fitness is plenty good.

Also, many locations are 24 hours a day and they have a place to shower. For a housing insecure person like Rusty, Planet Fitness is really a good membership to have.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
I have a membership at Planet Fitness. I had a metal water bottle with me and I accidentally dropped it. The employees set off the lunk alarm over that, cause it made noise.

Planet Fitness is a gym for beginners. They don't have true barbells, but they do have plenty of weight machines, tons of cardio equipment (treadmills, elliptical, exercise bike), and they have dumbells that go up to 80 lbs.

You can get a decent workout there. You can't do any barbell exercises, but dumbells work for lots of exercises. I have that membership along with equipment at home, like a Olympic barbell.

There are some "gym bros" out there. But no true bodybuilders or serious powerlifters there. But for most people, who are just trying to stay or get in shape, Planet Fitness is plenty good.

Also, many locations are 24 hours a day and they have a place to shower. For a housing insecure person like Rusty, Planet Fitness is really a good membership to have.
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I thought that whole "lunk alarm" was propaganda bullshit. I can't believe they actually use it. WTF is the point? Just to be annoying and retarded?
 
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I haven't seen anyone else mention this, and I am probably overthinking, since the Wild West Resort idea seems to have fallen by the wayside...but a "resort", to my tiny mind, involves men, women and children having a nice time either doing nothing sunbathing or swimming or doing entertaining activities. Was Russ' vision to have the men whoring it up while the women and children rode the merry-go-round and ate fried dough and whatever else? A fancy-schmancy Old West-style "sportin' house" is a vision, I guess, but the wife and kids would probably be reluctant to wait in the car while Daddy got his freak on.
 
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Tinidril said:
I haven't seen anyone else mention this, and I am probably overthinking, since the Wild West Resort idea seems to have fallen by the wayside...but a "resort", to my tiny mind, involves men, women and children having a nice time either doing nothing sunbathing or swimming or doing entertaining activities. Was Russ' vision to have the men whoring it up while the women and children rode the merry-go-round and ate fried dough and whatever else? A fancy-schmancy Old West-style "sportin' house" is a vision, I guess, but the wife and kids would probably be reluctant to wait in the car while Daddy got his freak on.
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Maybe he's trying to one-up Sheri's...I bet he's been banned from there. Or it's out of his price range.


Well shit @Napoleon III, I just saw your post in the other thread. I'll quote it here because it relates to the above.

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There is this which establishes links to Russel Greer's highly specific claim about this specific brothel.

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There is also this which links to Greer's motion to intervene that was denied. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russe...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-20435478

He consistently talks about disbarring which is what Greer attempted to do if you read his motion to intervene.

I don't know to what standard you would be required to show in court for something like this but if nothing else it is just more evidence of Greer being this account.

We all know it's him it is just hard to prove.
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a hapless toad said:
Maybe he's trying to one-up Sheri's...I bet he's been banned from there. Or it's out of his price range.

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From his reviews and commentary regarding Sheri's, not only does he feel it costs too much, but one time he was there, one of the whores turned him down as a potential John for a bullshit reason (which made it obvious she just didn't feel like getting slobbered on).

I think I may have found Crusty Rusty's inspiration for his current plot to become manager of a whorehouse:


In 1982, Plankinton sold the Chicken Ranch for $1,250,000 to Kenneth Green, a San Francisco businessman, and Russel Reade, an ex-teacher. Reade, who had contributed $25,000 towards the purchase, became the manager. Around 15 women were working at the ranch at that time.
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Prokhor Zakharov said:
"The Cult of GREEEEE"

"GREEEEE is the last thing you hear before you wake up and find several weeks have passed, you're now a whore, strapped to a filthy mattress, in a dimly lit room, covered in drool."
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Periodically Gowron appears on the TV screen in the brothel room telling you that you're currently experiencing GREE.
 
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Overwritten Tapes said:
Don't lift too heavy where you have to grunt, or go elsewhere.
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It's ironic that this is supposed to help prevent people from being self-conscious, because this would make me crazy self-conscious if I worked out there back when I was mildly fat and just trying to fix that. I used to grunt to get a single pushup out, so I'm picturing some tub of lard hyperventilating on a rowing machine and having the lunk alert go off while some soy-faced staffer tut-tuts them for daring to try to better themselves.

It literally only sounds worth it if you're already in decent enough shape that you just need cardio, or if you're Russell Greer and only there to stare at girls in spandex.
 
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Bassomatic said:
We have such plights to show you ....
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droolraiser.webp

I made it a week or so ago to shit post in the lolsuit thread, so I figured why let it go to waste.
 
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greer.webp

This was a peculiar post. I thought that circumcision was a standard procedure for male children in the USA? Most of the American women I know have never as much as seen a circumcised penis, never mind had sex with one.

I think new girl was trying to be nice to poor Russell. She didn't want to say 'I'm not having sex with that creepy guy who has a mouth like the Elephant Man and almost certainly will drool while he fucks', so she tried to let him down gently. 'Oh no. I couldn't possibly have sex with a mutilated penis that was lacking a foreskin.' That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Prostitutes that charge three thousand dollars to have sex, but refuse to do it with circumcised men? That's never happened anywhere, ever.

Also, how did she know that he was circumcised? Presumably, he'd sent her a dick pic beforehand. Sex workers aren't running rigorous interview schedules before they get down to doing the nasty.

Sheri's Ranch assessment procedure. Please complete all questions.

Please describe your penis in detail. Does it have any:
a.) Tattoos?
b.) Piercings?
c.) Scars or other distinguishing marks?

If your penis is pierced which type is it?
a.) Ampallang
b.) Dydoe
c) Prince Albert
d.) Frenum
e.) Lorum
f.) Other (please describe.

Are you:
a.) Circumcised
b.) Uncircumcised

What size is your penis? Please specify length and girth (to the nearest half centimetre.)

Rates may vary depending on your penile characteristics. Thank you for completing the assessment.
 
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Prokhor Zakharov said:
I thought that whole "lunk alarm" was propaganda bullshit. I can't believe they actually use it. WTF is the point? Just to be annoying and retarded?
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It'd be nice if they used it when those women get their cameras out and point them at men prior to stripping down to a bra and thong and then start filming themselves complaining about all the creeps.

You could call it a Joey Swoll alarm.
 
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