Mysterious Figure
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Is he misusing it constantly? He's a fucking retard.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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I was looking for a Phil clip and stumbled on his vacation videos with Panda where he has a rental car and Panda is filming him while he drives. He was getting nervous because he set the GPS to not guide him on highways, but he wasn't really sure if the route would lead him to an on-ramp. From the short video it appears like he really is terrified of the highway.
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Diagnosing Phil is a fool’s game but the driving clip where he rearends the van while reading chat posted a few pages back makes me think he’s got ADD or ADD-like syndrome. I also think it’s an induced issue. He’s rotted his brain scanning chat and worrying about a million self-created problems, leaving him 5% for actual game play. And someone as dumb as Phil’s 5% isn’t enough.
None of the above explain why he can’t ever take responsibility, lies constantly, etc.
Do Not Touch Me Pls
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Combine that with chronic sociopathy and you have a lethal cocktail.
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"Guys, I put on my clown hat for you for a boring-ass fishing game in hopes you retards will fall for the scam, and hardly anyone has done that. I don't know what to do other than to make stupid jokes that only grade schoolers would find funny."
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$62 fishing stream
Wage quit incoming
"NAW GAIS, if we can hit the blue prince stream goal earlier today, I'm just so confused why we can't hit it now? Can anyone tell me?"
Wage quit incoming
"NAW GAIS, if we can hit the blue prince stream goal earlier today, I'm just so confused why we can't hit it now? Can anyone tell me?"
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Either from his flying monkeys or from his own "research." Reminder that in the DM leaks with Fat Fuck AssTonne Porks (you already know the drill) he admitted to not only reading da farmz, but watching detractor khantent and checking out what detractors are saying on twitter too.
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So I'm gonna go on a whim and say that one of his Mega Whales donates enough for him to get the DSP Tries It tomorrow. You gotta imagine he's ringing their ears right now like a mother who stayed up all night waiting for their child to get home past curfew.
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The funny thing about the stream tonight was at the tail end where he buys something from the fishing shop and goes "So I don't forget" then exits the game, knowing he's probably never gonna play it again.
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Phil is scared of facing any potential trouble and hassle, though. I doubt Kat is always able to drive him when necessary. If she's driving him regularly to Total Wine after him crying on stream about how she helped him overcome alcoholism, yikes.
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Dents must be getting a stern talking to at the moment, tomorrow is the day he's scheduled to shovel food into his mouth, so tomorrow is the day "we" need to hit the goal.
Do Not Touch Me Pls
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He didn't wagequit Claire Obscura, I somehow doubt he would even do that especially if he's this far on.
He did a great job for banning nearly everyone that paid him and being totally delusional about it though. I don't know if he's so paranoid and insane that he thinks every paying dent is a sockpuppet of ICS or he's trying to gaslight the dents.
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It would be a good Investment if he would actually do racing game streams. But considering that the vast majority of racing games on PC that require a Wheel are full or half SimRacing games it was a huge waste of money. Of Course seeing Phil actually do a Simrace would be funny as hell. I've played my share of online races and in the simRacing leagues the plaers are usually restrained and crashes are rather rare. But if he would do the Daily races in Le Mans Ultimate he would be in for a rude shock. Some people there drive like they are the only ones on track. and considering his "skill" at racing games I can see him never progress past Bronze 0 in the Safety Rating. Plus the latest update made the GT3 cars (the slowest of them) handling worse then before (god damn new tyre model). And the other cars need a lot of practice to get the handling of the Brakes without locking them up every Corner. Or can you imagine Phil playing IRacing?
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Grandpa woke up at 4 AM to go out fishing and none of the grandkids woke up on time, he just got home and is now lecturing the family
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Guys, if you are enjoying this chill stream, please support it, thanks in advance, by the way, this game is so chill right guys? Correct! Would be great if Kick could step up to support the CHILL streams guys, NOW GUYS, if you like the fact that I am doing these chill streams you can support them via paypal or kick subscriptions, if we don't hit the goal in the next 15 minutes there won't be any more chill streams like this guys, cmon i even put on the hat for you guys!
Anyone else just bursting with chillness?
Anyone else just bursting with chillness?
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He also briefly used the "carrot dangling" thing Tevin says at one point as well.
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Gonna chime in and say that he's gonna fucking hate Onimusha 2 or at least drop it eventually. Unless they added baby burnell mode in the steam remaster, the sequel is is way harder than Onimusha Warlords (the first game he played months ago). I wanna say I'm a decently competent gaymer and managed to almost softlock myself midway through the game because I didn't hoard healing items and was forced to fight a pretty hard boss on whatever health I had left without being hit so we may have another Resident Evil 0 situation. And mind you I was playing on emulator so I could savescum all I want. The final boss is notoriously difficult too, not even a skill check just an asshole. Oh yeah and there won't be any handholding because the game relies solely on your skill and reflexes and this is DSP we're talking about
For context, the first game that he enjoyed can be beaten in under 4 hours and isn't particularly difficult, I didn't die once at least
For context, the first game that he enjoyed can be beaten in under 4 hours and isn't particularly difficult, I didn't die once at least
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I think that pretty much goes without saying at this point. He basically hates every game that he plays.
He truly is the penultimate boomer of livestreamers. How many games has he even finished in the past while?
His Kick chat called out that he was stalling intentionally and was going to hit the goal. It was obvious when he said he was going to set a timer on his phone for 30 seconds then fumbled with it while looking at his PC for a couple minutes then set the timer for 60 seconds and then decided that he had to plug in his controller on stream so it could charge.
EDIT: Said phone, meant controller. Sorry.
Most of his "accidents" when he's playing ATS are just him causing them intentionally and then hamming up the reaction in hopes of getting clipped and going viral or getting dents to throw money at him because he sees other content creators doing it. He kept looking at the screen while talking so there's no way he didn't see that car stopped in front of him for like 30 seconds before hitting it. Now missing that left turn and blaming the GPS is most likely from him being blind and stupid.
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DSP should buy this shirt:
Just replace the wrestlemania logo with a reference to WWE champions and it suits him exceptionally well.
Just replace the wrestlemania logo with a reference to WWE champions and it suits him exceptionally well.