Off-Topic Transphobic Animals - Pets and other animals who sniff out frauds or react negatively to troons

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Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Why did she have it in her bag? I thought they NEEDED these things in their pants for their mental health? It's not going to affirm your gender in the backpack. Even King Missile didn't account for that situation.
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Probably was too uncomfortable to sit on on the car ride over.
 
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My cousin’s dog nipped one of my cousin’s employees a year ago when she brought her to work. Pretty badly. Fortunately, the employee acknowledged that they were getting all up in the dogs face and just got the stitches. Of course, this is the sweetest dog and I constantly get up in her face and I’ve walked her many times and crowds of children love her and get in her face and at least one highly mentally ill woman while she was tied up and she’s never snapped at anyone.
I wasn’t there, but I’ve had my suspicion that this was my cousin’s troon employee. I finally got some confirmation… yep. My cousin might be a handmaiden, but her dog is based.

Aero the Alcoholic Bat said:
That's already the SECOND time we've seen a dog eat (or at least try to eat) a pooner's fake pingas.
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It’s a rubber toy that looks/feels kind of like meat and it smells like crotch. Not every dog is going to be interested, but I’m hardly surprised that a couple of them were. One of our own posters has had personal experience with his dogs playing with a dildo they found
Hongourable Madisha said:
Y'all thought I was lying

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If I was the neighbor I think I’d sue her for causing emotional and psychological distress to my animal by putting it in a situation to chew on a biohazard

This is just further evidence troons can’t be relied on for any job, of any level. This neighbor was probably just being nice offering her a way to earn a little extra cash and now she’s going to be “So you owe me $90 because YOUR dog chewed up and ruined my cock that I have to bring with me at all times otherwise I’ll have crippling dysphoria”.

And the crazy part is our society has decided that playing into those demands to prevent a single faggot, which forms ~1% of the global population, form having “dysphoria” is better than telling them to grow up and fuck off
 
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Late, cross posting this from the troon l's thread

wasp8346 said:
Perhaps not belonging in this thread but once when I was younger, my cat kept hissing at a roommate I'd just added to the house. Turns out the roomate was tranny.

Always trust your pet's knowledge
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My cat peed on the roommate's bed once or twice, like it was intentional. He always disliked the roommate and when i asked the roommate if he was tranny, he confirmed yes but he didn't understand why the cat hated him.

Dude my cat hated you because you tried to pass off as a chick, not only that but i have my suspicions the roomie tried to molest me but didnt succeed for whatever reason while i was asleep.
 
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Found this one from the trans L thread. A tranny named @jaxonloid on twitter
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Its a minor one, but we always love new transphobic animal posts.
Gotta love how the woman working with the dog put the dogs needs above the tranny BS.

Also @Joe Shmoe since you originally posted this in tranny Ls, welcome to this wonderful thread
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
To be fair, I think most men would shed a tear if a dog bit them hard on the junk. Especially if they were subsequently playing with it on the floor.
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The whole affair is just another sign of male privilege. Persons assigned male at birth get given a flesh packer FOR FREE by the gender assigners, and AFABs have to pay for theirs, because capitalism is transphobic too.
 
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Crosspost from the Tranny Ls thread, a little pooner worries her cat will hate her after she starts testosterone.

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Cat lady pooner is concerned that her taking testosterone will make her cat not like her anymore.

Many of the responses somehow manage to be even more retarded than the impetus behind asking that question in the first place. Humorously, a great many of them start with "My cats..." (plural). Pooners really do adhere to a type, don't they.
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It's interesting how trans-identified males couldn't give half a fuck if their own offspring hate them for pursuing the coom while the little ladies are over here hand-wringing over the possibility of their feline friend turning on them if hormones change their scent.

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From the Troon Sightings in the Wild thread:

Zer0 Sugar said:
A few years ago there was a disaster near my area that resulted in many college students being displaced and struggling to find housing. A friend of mine offered her place (temporarily) to someone she knew who was in that situation. And wouldn't you know it? This person showed up with her troon friend/classmate without even asking my friend beforehand. My friend is now stuck in the awkward situation of letting this girl and troon stay at her apartment for a couple of weeks after the girl couldn't find a place or telling them to fuck off. (She's nice, what can I say?)

So this troon is the typical fat dude with greasy and poorly dyed hair, wears his disorders like a badge of honor, wears women's clothing that are a size or two too small, and has no sense of boundaries. Physical and social. I mean, the second time I was around this guy he was telling me how he is wanting to do laser hair removal down below so he can avoid having hair in his neovag. TMI dude. That was something I never thought about and would have preferred to have kept it that way! THANKS.

Anyway. The funny part of the story that makes it worth sharing: I would often bring my dog when visiting my friend. My dog HATED the troon. It was wild to me because I had never seen my dog act that way around anyone before, men included. My dog would try to keep his distance, come to me a lot, and seemed to be on guard and watching this guy. He even growled and snapped a couple of times when the troon got too close. I honestly think it was because this dude didn't know how to behave around dogs or understand that dogs have boundaries too. (Even though he said he looooooves dogs and grew up with them.) He is a big guy and would kind of loom over my 70lb dog. It was frustrating as I had to stop until the two of them found a different place to crash. My friend and I joke that obviously I have a transphobic dog.
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Hooked on phobics said:
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not technically a real animal, but its fitting enough. Honestly I've learned to worry less about "being on topic" in this thread, if it has an animal and trannies are being laughed at, thats good enough for me
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Not-so-fun fact, the cartoonist is dating a tranny. I’ve seen a video of YoloSwag sniffing his boyfriend and it’s genuinely disgusting. It’s literally just some dude sniffing another dude in a dress, theoretically it’s PG at worst, but I couldn’t sit through the video.
 
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Surfin Terf said:
Not-so-fun fact, the cartoonist is dating a tranny. I’ve seen a video of YoloSwag sniffing his boyfriend and it’s genuinely disgusting. It’s literally just some dude sniffing another dude in a dress, theoretically it’s PG at worst, but I couldn’t sit through the video.
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Like....sniffing his butthole? Or just sniffing all over?

(Gawd I can't believe I asked that)
 
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