Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

wtfNeedSignUp said:
I'm just having a lot of fun seeing Nintendo fanboys running defense with "it's to replay Switch games with higher fidelity". Especially when a lot of those games either require additional payment
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Sure, I fucking enjoy paying the current MSRP for something that I've brought 3 years ago. I'm telling you, people will buy anything, nowadays
 
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Basic Blond Boy said:
I remember the first year of 2 being fun just like the original. I cannot recall when it switched over to everything being LGBT, but it had to be around the death of 2 (maybe 2019?).

Always interesting going through the general Splatoon community now where it is heavily gay focused while coincidentally having a growing pedophile problem. Games are fun, but community wise it is a lost cause. Easily Nintendo’s most avoidable community, only rivaled by Animal Crossing.
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I figured the userbase was fucked between the all the gay shit and the largest youtuber I could find, ProChara, giving me huge Schmorky vibes due to sounding like fucking Kermit. Is it more or less fucked than Melee?
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
I figured the userbase was fucked between the all the gay shit and the largest youtuber I could find, ProChara, giving me huge Schmorky vibes due to sounding like fucking Kermit. Is it more or less fucked than Melee?
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Probably about the same if not more pedo-wise, but with the added bonus of ever post on the game being about Trans-rights. I will be honest and admit I stopped keeping up with either due to having other focuses and how shit both have become.
 
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Dammit Mandrake! said:
Okay a bunch of you are totally not going to buy it and don't like the pricing. Can we move on? You've been saying the same thing for months.
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I think we can have a month of smug satisfaction post launch. After that it's seeing when the exclusives come out and if any of them is any good. Bonus points if the Switch 2 gets hacked before any good game comes out so that PC players can play the games with better specs.
 
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Dammit Mandrake! said:
But the sales numbers are phenomenal, the games are getting good reviews and most people that own the system are happy and having fun.

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The hype was that that it will be sold out rather than having plenty of leftover units, doesn't help the release had fair share of issues and technological let downs. Plus currently there is only one game with mid impressions by players. I don't really care about the owners as long as they aren't annoying fanboys, but it's fun to laugh at low quality of the current product.
 
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skykiii said:
But then, Nintendo always comes off to me as being stubborn pig-ignorant of any game they didn't invent. Hence for example how it took them until Metroid Dread to figure out that the save point should also be the recharge station and the place where plot exposition is delivered... something Castlevania figured out all the way back in SOTN (minus the exposition part).
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Dread wasn't even a main nintendo team, pretty sure it was the spanish team who liked metroidvanias and the only reason they even got the license was because nintendo gives that little of a shit about metroid.
 
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Basic Blond Boy said:
That's because the game came out in 05 and 90% of LGBT identities and symbols didn't exist until Tumblr 2012. At best, you would find a rainbow.
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At worst, and thankfully there was nary even a rainbow.

whatever I feel like said:
How many massive games did you expect in the first six months? Mario Kart, DK, Pokemon, Metroid. Thats a great start. Its not the original Switch but what is?
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Half those games ARE the original Switch lol. I'd expect at least 4-6 big games considering how port heavy Switch was, how dry last year was, and how long Switch 2 has been in the oven. The launch window should've been stacked, there's no excuse.
 
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SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
I'd expect at least 4-6 big games considering how port heavy Switch was, how dry last year was, and how long Switch 2 has been in the oven. The launch window should've been stacked, there's no excuse.
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I'd give until the next year before we see anything noteworthy. If not, we can still keep laughing at the people who are still hyped up for buying an stillborn console
 
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Nobunaga said:
Dread wasn't even a main nintendo team
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There hasn't been a main Metroid team inside Nintendo since Fusion. Prime was done by Retro, muh baby was done with Bamco and now Mercury Steam is a 2nd party developer to Ninty that does 2D Metroid. Ninty has a couple of 2nd party studios doing games for them, Level 5 and Monolith to name a few
 
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There hasn't been a main Metroid team inside Nintendo since Fusion. Prime was done by Retro, muh baby was done with Bamco and now Mercury Steam is a 2nd party developer to Ninty that does 2D Metroid. Ninty has a couple of 2nd party studios doing games for them, Level 5 and Monolith to name a few
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The shuttering of Nintendo R&D 1 and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race.
 
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Well played, Gamestop.
 
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Remember when this topic was us arguing about which Nintendo franchises weren't as good as they used to be? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
 
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