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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
why are drench's stocks so high? market manipulation? did she do something interesting?
Direnç the Wench Is the designated Josie of the season.
She's both not that repulsive but also not that boring at the same time so autists feel an undying urge to goon to her.
 
Alright that's enough sperg posting please.

The hog lord has awoken and is snackin (doesn't eat snacks btw) and rummaging through her stuff again.
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Also she's singing in a voice i can only imagine would petrify a medusa
 
Jin had huge potential and was pacing himself.
disagree really. he was really flat and boring most of the time. his only achievements were incel beef with dan and fucking with angie. aside from that he was just perving all the time and metagaming with chat.
the whole "im japanese therefore im wacky and cool, prease excuse my flat personality and shitty behavior" schtick is lame. not just on fishtank but in general.

dan at least has some kinda personality, and internal conflict. all the other fish are full of personality. jin was just a lame duck that was hiding his real persona to larp as shinji and burt's gook bastard son.
 
Holy shit, ppl are still bitching about the Jin elimination? Get over it, as someone said earlier, Jin was a dead end and we all know it. Can we move on?
the retarded asian shitposter was funnier than anyone in the "comedy troupe" who runs this shitshow.

Edit: Reddit downvote me all you want, your e-daddy has been doing nothing but sitting in the corner pouting all season long.
 
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Alright that's enough sperg posting please.

The hog lord has awoken and is snackin (doesn't eat snacks btw) and rummaging through her stuff again.
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Also she's singing in a voice i can only imagine would petrify a medusa

I don't get what the end game is with her.
She won't last 6 weeks on traz and red bull.
She's either going to burn the house down or fall down the stairs.

Nevermind her, I won't make it 6 weeks if she's on. Her narcissistic manipulative bullshit really degrades your own sanity after just a few minutes.
 
disagree really. he was really flat and boring most of the time. his only achievements were incel beef with dan and fucking with angie. aside from that he was just perving all the time and metagaming with chat.
the whole "im japanese therefore im wacky and cool, prease excuse my flat personality and shitty behavior" schtick is lame. not just on fishtank but in general.

dan at least has some kinda personality, and internal conflict. all the other fish are full of personality. jin was just a lame duck that was hiding his real persona to larp as shinji and burt's gook bastard son.

Jin had huge potential, he would have acted out bigly later on while the other fish burnt out. You're sort of right, but he had massive nefarious potential.
 
I don't get what the end game is with her.
She won't last 6 weeks on traz and red bull.
She's either going to burn the house down or fall down the stairs.

Nevermind her, I won't make it 6 weeks if she's on. Her narcissistic manipulative bullshit really degrades your own sanity after just a few minutes.
Yeah i have no idea, i just hope she lasts until Mr. Hassle gets to the house, although i highly doubt she would survive it.
 
Jin was literally open with the fact that he was planning to stir shit and was just going to pace himself. He had plans for Daniel and Angie that he said he was going to enact 'tomorrow.'
Jet is a thin skinned faggot who couldn't handle someone having a laugh at his expense.
 
disagree really. he was really flat and boring most of the time. his only achievements were incel beef with dan and fucking with angie. aside from that he was just perving all the time and metagaming with chat.
the whole "im japanese therefore im wacky and cool, prease excuse my flat personality and shitty behavior" schtick is lame. not just on fishtank but in general.

dan at least has some kinda personality, and internal conflict. all the other fish are full of personality. jin was just a lame duck that was hiding his real persona to larp as shinji and burt's gook bastard son.
I think people are also forgetting that it was DAY 4 when he got kicked. Not Day 20. Not even Day 10. How many days did it take some of your favorite fish to really grow into themselves? While some like Burt were there from the beginning, I always think of how Letty had full development as the season went on. Even if you don't like Jin because he's annoying (he was starting to wear on me too), there is absolutely no doubt that it was a horrifically stupid reason to kick him for seemingly no reason other than he pressed production too much. Even Freddy who I wasn't super hot on during the earlier parts of THIS SEASON, ended up being great last night when he was pressing Rachel.
 
Assuming it wasn't part of some grand plan that will pay off soon, I have to agree that kicking Jin was a bad idea. He added a lot to the male end of the dynamic in the house. He understood the flow of Fishtank and wanted to put on a good show first and foremost.

Curious to see where this goes, I don't buy Sam's spergout last night. There's absolutely more going on here.
 
Not to sound like a jet ball washer but wasn't the thing that really pissed him off with Daniel and Jin was both of them trying to force their way into the attic which stored all their tech equipment and them ignoring and talking back to the intercom? I know Daniel was the main guy from that incident but jon was going along with it too. I suppose they could've seen it more of making an example to the fish not to fuck with the equipment and take the least popular of the troublemakers out.

Still retarded and didn't need to happen but as far as I remember all jin said about r9k was when he was rating the female fish and shit talking one of them for posting on it saying "jet posts on r9k you're not supposed to" or something like that not really referencing hack blasted or anything in particular
 
Not to sound like a jet ball washer but wasn't the thing that really pissed him off with Daniel and Jin was both of them trying to force their way into the attic which stored all their tech equipment and them ignoring and talking back to the intercom? I know Daniel was the main guy from that incident but jon was going along with it too. I suppose they could've seen it more of making an example to the fish not to fuck with the equipment and take the least popular of the troublemakers out.

Still retarded and didn't need to happen but as far as I remember all jin said about r9k was when he was rating the female fish and shit talking one of them for posting on it saying "jet posts on r9k you're not supposed to" or something like that not really referencing hack blasted or anything in particular
I don't think Jin was involved with the attic at all, it was Daniel, Freddy and Angelina in the confessional
 
Alright that's enough sperg posting please.

The hog lord has awoken and is snackin (doesn't eat snacks btw) and rummaging through her stuff again.
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Also she's singing in a voice i can only imagine would petrify a medusa
Her all the time going through her stuff, just fiddling nonstop reminds of oldie opie anthony bit where they got in homeless guitar guy and he kept just adjusting everything without playin a beat for forever. Its some mental issue thing.
 
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