Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Third World Aristocrat]

Note 2: There was some Supertip news as follows. (@Third World Aristocrat & @daffodils, you may be interested)

• He claims to have made $12K since starting Supertips on "May 1". (He's wrong on the date. He started Supertips on April 19.) I do not know if that gross or net after the 10% for Melton.

I have catalogued $8,160.59 worth of SuperTIPS since May 5, 2025. Unfortunately, I do not possess data from before that date. Some of the older streams he conducted with Branca present technical challenges that hinder my code's ability to process them correctly. I have a few potential workarounds in mind, but implementing them might compromise the stability of the code, so I have refrained from attempting them.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick is a weak faggot who tries to bully, cajole and bribe (usually with cocaine) other people to do his dirty work all the time, so he assumes everyone else operates that way. He can't conceive of anyone not being the absolute piece of shit he is, because he'd fall to pieces otherwise, realizing he is the lowest of the low and should take his Rustang out for a spin and crash head-on into a bridge abutment.

Yep. Nick regularly says "sure, I do cocaine and wife swap, but so does everyone else, and yet I'm the only one getting punished for it!" so it isn't just for the bullying, Nick thinks EVERY negative trait he has is common and he's being singled out because he was briefly popular on YouTube.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

I think it's far more likely that the court either did an off the record deal with Nick to seal the bodycam footage if he cooperated, the county thinks it'd be a major embarrassment to have a drug den like Rekieta's get out there, or general small town sheriff's office laziness. Possibly a combination of the 3.

I'm partial to the theory that the bodycam footage is so damning that any sane/normal court would have thrown the book at him. But for whatever reason you think, they didn't and he got off extremely light. So if that bodycam footage were to come to the attention of general public of Kandyoshi, they'd be outraged at that decision and the court/judge are trying everything in their power to avoid that backlash.

 

[AI Generated User]

Emily D Baker and Kurt are live with 60K and 1K respectfully for trial questions and possible verdict. Where is Nick?

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm partial to the theory that the bodycam footage is so damning that any sane/normal court would have thrown the book at him. But for whatever reason you think, they didn't and he got off extremely light. So if that bodycam footage were to come to the attention of general public of Kandyoshi, they'd be outraged at that decision and the court/judge are trying everything in their power to avoid that backlash.

I don't think Nick got off light

Everyone was convinced he'd be sentenced to no jail time and yet he was (pending failing his probation)

 

[AnOminous]

Thank you and everyone else who does these nice written out summaries of Nick clips, so i never ever have to go out of my way to listen to that faggot's weasely nasally faggy voice.

It's pretty weak this faggot thinks something everyone knew was going to happen is a "hard loss." Lmao. Did literally anyone think Judge SJW was going to reverse the decision he'd made mere days ago?

Maybe Nick doesn't know this, but you have to take something up with the trial court before appealing.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

I'm partial to the theory that the bodycam footage is so damning that any sane/normal court would have thrown the book at him. But for whatever reason you think, they didn't and he got off extremely light. So if that bodycam footage were to come to the attention of general public of Kandyoshi, they'd be outraged at that decision and the court/judge are trying everything in their power to avoid that backlash.

Honestly, I think that Nick showed some people Null’s old blockland forum posts and has been using that to paint everyone here as pedophiles.

Either that, or they really just don’t want to be involved in the drama circus. It’d set a bad precedent. (In their eyes)

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think he did enough cocaine to have any damage from it. He bought that big rock once and somehow didn't use it up all in a row like a practiced cokehead would. Even if he had done it as a 25-gram bender, you need to be doing at least a gram every other day, for at least six months, to have even the start of permanent damage.

Coomalot said he was spending $20K a month on it for months.

It's not about hope, it's about conviction. There is no logical, moral, or just reason for the footage not to be released. It has already been ruled *twice* that the footage should have been released.

Those aren't rulings, they're non-binding advisory opinions. Someone stated (and I haven't checked) that going through that administrative process makes fee shifting mandatory if you ultimately win, while it's optional if you don't. In many states, you aren't allowed to file suit at all until you go through a full administrative appeals process (a principle accurately called "administrative exhaustion") so Minnesota is okay in this one aspect of the law, apparently.

Nick announced during his stream that it now costs only $5 to give your Supertip priority attention. Previously it was $10 to skip the queue. I can’t wait to hear him explain how this also means he’s winning.

He's like a crack whore who has aged poorly and, ravaged by drugs, has lowered his price to a single tiny crack rock. Remember it was $20 when he was a success and people wanted him to toast things. Now, nobody wants him to toast anything because it would be a deadly curse coming from his demon-possessed tongue.

It's funny because what reputational damage? Nick says the people who wrote the transcripts lied. So how would that be the county's fault?

Meanwhile, simultaneously, he says there's "no debate" what's on the footage.

 

[oh no im late for school]

Emily D Baker and Kurt are live with 60K and 1K respectfully for trial questions and possible verdict. Where is Nick? View attachment 7517182

the lawtube cream really did rise to the top, emily's great at cultivating tea seeker clicks. she did really, really good during depp v heard getting 2.5 million views on some of those streams. karen's pseudocelebrity status is perfect fodder for continuing to grow her audience. she's got twice as many subs as nick and i wouldn't be surprised if the next big trial gets her over a million by the end of the year. correct me if i'm wrong, but i also think she does whole streams on her own, no guests

 

[AnOminous]

Nick keeps salivating over the specific dollar amounts he could win in various imaginary lawsuits

He's fantasizing about how much cocaine he could buy.

 

[ZooWeeMama]

Did Rekieta become a mouth-breather after abusing so many different intranasal drugs? He huffs into the microphone constantly — this is just a short highlight of this:
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nahh he's just re-creating the Inhaling Randy Savage meme

 

[not william stenchever]

I still fail to understand how regular viewers manage to watch him. Beyond the flawed reasoning and poor legal analysis, there’s the grating voice, the odd body language with his eyes darting everywhere, the incessant huffing into the microphone, and his habitual complaining about his own troubles on every stream. Altogether, it makes his show almost unbearable. How does anyone endure watching this regularly?

People don't like to acknowledge that they've wasted time, energy, and money, so they will defend and support people on the internet who aren't worth it to defend themselves from the weight of realizing how idiotic they've been.

 

[Jasonblahahas10incharms]

The progression of Nick's nose color in the new video Ellissa clipped is wild. It goes from normal to bright red by the end of the clip (45 min in). He mannerisms and general wonkiness change a ton too.

HES HUFFING

 

[Vibralldo]

The progression of Nick's nose color in the new video Ellissa clipped is wild. It goes from normal to bright red by the end of the clip (45 min in). He mannerisms and general wonkiness change a ton too.

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HES HUFFING

Could also be snorting addies too

My theory is he noticed how obvious the galaxy gas use was to clock, so he switched to snorting addies which the kiwicel prudes will NEVER be able to detect

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Nitrous is something you inhale through your mouth right? Or am I misthinking (as a myopic non-junkie) and it can be/is inhaled in the nose?

Or is he just that much of a pathetic junkie that he's inhaling it through his nose even though there's no benefit?

 

[AnOminous]

- Open to doing another Big Brain panel.

Lmao. With what "Big Brains?" He's a shriveled raisin crack brain himself, and anyone who would show up on a trainwreck stream with Nitrous Nick at this point is certified smoothie.

 

[northstar747]

I think it's far more likely that the court either did an off the record deal with Nick to seal the bodycam footage.

So I m inclined to believe that nick cut a deal, but the prosecutor didnt put it in writing. Nor ask the judge to "Seal" the footage.

I would guess the judge didnt really care issued the order the sheriff started stone walling and well things escalated.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nitrous is something you inhale through your mouth right? Or am I misthinking (as a myopic non-junkie) and it can be/is inhaled in the nose?

Or is he just that much of a pathetic junkie that he's inhaling it through his nose even though there's no benefit?

Google AI says it can discolor the nose

Ever since he did that big sniff on mic to "clear his allergies" I've been suspicious

Has he still been taking random breaks?

 

[Drama Trauma]

The progression of Nick's nose color in the new video Ellissa clipped is wild. It goes from normal to bright red by the end of the clip (45 min in). He mannerisms and general wonkiness change a ton too.

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HES HUFFING

BTW isn't this his old mic? The one he once deepthroated?

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

The worst thing Nick could do at this point is attempt a defemation case against Mama K. Not only would this open up avenues for her to introduce the bodycam for her defense, but if the County refused to produce the bodycam for her, she could then sue them for costs i f she lost the defamation suit.

In other words, the more Nick runs his mouth about defamation, the more likely the County courts will not delete the footage to cover their own asses.