Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Aunt Carol]

Maybe that's where's some of his money comes from?

Jake doesn't have the spoons to send an email to get his royalty check; there's no way he could handle dealing greymarket diabetes supplies.

What if he sold a bunch of Lantus pens to a lesbian, and when he did the dropoff she decided to rape him instead?

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Jake doesn't have the spoons to send an email to get his royalty check; there's no way he could handle dealing greymarket diabetes supplies.

What if he sold a bunch of Lantus pens to a lesbian, and when he did the dropoff she decided to rape him instead?

Obviously, this is all a 10 year ploy to murder the hottest, bustiest redhead in gaming, in a conspiracy cooked up by card carrying Nazis gamergaters, whisper networks, lesbian rape gangs, and Uber drivers who like to kidnap people for 2 miles and then let them go!

HELP HER, ZOE WAN KE-HO-BI! YOU'RE HER ONLY HOPE!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Don't get me wrong: I 1000% believe Jake's toes on the verge of amputation - I just don't believe that it JUST DEVELOPED RECENTLY like he's trying to spin it, or that he needs meds RIGHT NOW or he'll be dead by dawn.

I reckon he just kind of ignored it and hoped either it would sort itself out or someone would sort it out for him, until it was too late.

I have known several people like Jake in my life, and they get their Metformin pills and Insulin shots by the mail that come rain or shine, to the point that they have excess supply of the shit to the point that some of them make money on the side SELLING their insulin to diabetics who can't afford it or have coverage.

Maybe that's where's some of his money comes from?

That would require a level of initiative I don’t think he has. Plus, he’s always struck me as the sort of guy who’s terrified of getting into trouble.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I reckon he just kind of ignored it and hoped either it would sort itself out or someone would sort it out for him, until it was too late.

We also don't know exactly what the timeframe is from his first pre-diabetes diagnosis to the Gangrene Saga - could be anything from 5ish years ago to a few months.
The first time he mentioned his blood sugar publicly was exactly a year ago, as it happens:

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Jun 19, 2024

Jakestream Monday 6/17/2024:
Nothing much interesting gaming-wise, though he played some furry game "Armello" because someone told him it was good. Of course he only knows furries.

We might have a clue to his troubles too: at one point he takes a break because "I am going to eat a cookie because I'm getting a little, like, low-blood-sugary".
I mean, this is Jake so take it with a grain of salt (or sugar), but it would be utterly unsurprising if he did have The Beetus.

Someone seems to have been "throwing around a lot of subs" onstream too - he's up to 130 followers on Twitch now and...

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[kazuhiro]

Wark or kweh?

(Kweh won, with 60% of votes.)
Jake feels like he's "slipped into some parallel dimension where I never existed some days."

Yet another takedown of the "AGI" delusion.

A bracelet.

Texas chili.

Menu for the latest gamestream.

Spoiler: Gamestream recap, long image

 

[Stinkyboy]

What's with his obsession with chili?
And of course he makes it full of carbs.

 

[Kosher Dill]

What's with his obsession with chili?

It's something he can make at his skill level in his hovel.

https://violethargrave.neocities.org/violet-chili/

(And it pairs very well with Dr. Pepper!)

I like cooking, but very rarely have company, and my kitchen is pretty cramped, so usually I stick to one-pot dishes (maybe two if I need rice on the side) that I can eat all at once, or over a couple days. When I do cook for other people, I go for a BIG one pot meal

 

[sarna]

Texas chili.

Jake, in classic Jake style, is missing the joke: Texas chili by definition has no beans in it.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Jake, in classic Jake style, is missing the joke: Texas chili by definition has no beans in it.

Jake doesn't care. He just wants an "e-celeb" like Gail Simone to respond to him, hoping to find a replacement for that Zoe shaped hole in his heart.

God, I really hope she does, because then Jake will glom onto to her like a barnacle to a ship hull. Gail is so damn annoying, so I'd be a blast to see Jake constantly tweeting for her attention or spew dozens of Googleshngs about how "great friends" they are. If Jake does his retarded "um....hi?" technique on her, my day will be complete.

 

[Stinkyboy]

He sure does "eat all at once", the fat lard no one has had sex with.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Jake doesn't care. He just wants an "e-celeb" like Gail Simone to respond to him, hoping to find a replacement for that Zoe shaped hole in his heart.

God, I really hope she does, because then Jake will glom onto to her like a barnacle to a ship hull. Gail is so damn annoying, so I'd be a blast to see Jake constantly tweeting for her attention or spew dozens of Googleshngs about how "great friends" they are. If Jake does his retarded "um....hi?" technique on her, my day will be complete.

And then he’ll wail about how they were best friends (even…………lovers???) and she just abandoned him for no reason.

Jake feels like he's "slipped into some parallel dimension where I never existed some days."

“Why don’t people laud me for my minor role in a scandal 11 years ago?”

Jake was never important.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Reviewed the Jakestream for Monday 6/16/2025.
Good news - Jake made the supreme effort and called his pharmacy to try to get medications! No word on whether it was successful.
Nothing else of note.

 

[Spunt]

Nothing else of note.

Well of course not. Jake made a whole phone call. That's his entire month's quota of activity! He's earned a shitload of tendies for that though, good job!

 

[Alex Jones' Fancy Cat]

Of all the strange takes on AI I've run across, Jake wins the prize. He still believes that AI images are assembled by human sweatshop workers sticking image bits together. I don't think I've ever run into anyone else that believed that. It doesn't matter how beneficial getting a real job would be for Jake. He could never handle it. He has zero connection to the real world anymore. He'd be too afraid of lesbian rape gangs and Connecticut Nazis to ever try.

 

[kazuhiro]

A quick gripe, out of principle.

Spoiler: Other stuff

Zinnia.

Kyle Burns.

Bob Chipman.

Jesse Singal.


TRAs.

The orginal thread.

200-hour games.

Most bizarrely, someone apparently read three of Jake's Ranma screeds on Tumblr and wanted to read a fourth. I just love how this is the first time someone pointed out that the link was broken, and Jake is "kinda shocked" by that.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Oh boy - musings on dating by the guy who has NEVER dated anyone or anything aside from his palms.

 

[Spunt]

Oh boy - musings on dating by the guy who has NEVER dated anyone or anything aside from his palms.

One of Jake's more irritating habits (and there's a lot of competition) is his tendency to proudly announce that he has no knowledge or experience of a topic before proving it for at least 1500 words, during which he submits condescending and startlingly incorrect advice that nobody asked him for about a topic that he admits he doesn't understand.

 

[Stinkyboy]

12,000 calories of chili in one sitting incoming

 

[Tragi-Chan]

One of Jake's more irritating habits (and there's a lot of competition) is his tendency to proudly announce that he has no knowledge or experience of a topic before proving it for at least 1500 words, during which he submits condescending and startlingly incorrect advice that nobody asked him for about a topic that he admits he doesn't understand.

It’s a very male habit.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Most bizarrely, someone apparently read three of Jake's Ranma screeds on Tumblr and wanted to read a fourth. I just love how this is the first time someone pointed out that the link was broken, and Jake is "kinda shocked" by that.

That must be the first person ever to read his googleshng since whichever one of us took the bullet when it came out