Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Updatedmyjournal]

PO "What is good in life?"
Bossman "To smoke a fat rock and find carpet nuggs"
Bossman "To get a x200 muti and tell your parents you won 100 thousand"
Bossman "To slay all the rats moms pussy" DTPN.
PO "Correct"

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Took a climb. based

 

[Rob Wolchek]

What happened to Kees H, anyway? I'd seen it mentioned that he wasn't around anymore but I never thought to ask what happened.

Kees H last post was during a short period of time when Bossman avoided gambling and instead went back to his roots playing OSRS. This seems to have annoyed Kees quite a lot, as his last post indicates his frustration with Austin not producing enough milk to quench his insatiable content thirst.

I'd rather have him smoke a fat rock at this point and go to prison for years, than having to sit through another Troonscape stream. This is just another hour of nontent. Him going out on a week long crackathon is better content than whatever the fuck this is. This is unwatchable.

So a few things could have happened.

1. Kees literally died from nontent streaming and his hatred towards Fagex
2. Kees decided to gamble since Austin wasn't going to do it and has been on a 4 months gamba binge
3. Kees lost interest, scrambled his password and fucked off into the ether with his wife

We truly will never know since nobody knew him aside from his KF account. Wherever he is, he's having fun, and that's all that matters.

 

[baws man jack]

Bossman is feelin sum typa way tonight. He even did this for free

 

[artistichead376]

Oh man, his hands are starting to have those black marks again. Crack.

 

[Gandhi's Left Hook]

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It has been almost 4 months since the Keno Kasino and the BMJ thread has lost one of its most respected contributors - Kees H.
In remembrance of a fellow kiwi I never knew, but shared many hours laughing at BMJ with, I have ascended via the louki route to the highest point of Greece, the summit of Mytikas
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to leave a memento in the steel cartridge that houses the summit book.
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Of course, while I was up at the literal Gates of Olympus, I also asked Zeus Zuse to favor our boy with the biggest multis multees imaginable in the crackathons to come.

Kees loved big multees.

Spoiler: Bonus Pics

View from Litochoro at the foot of the Olympus mountain range
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View towards the valley before ascending
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View towards the peaks with Kees and free hand dox
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Loki Route
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View from Mytikas
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Goats below Olympus at 2800m
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Goats in Soup at 2100m
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That soup was bomb wasnt it? Ive been there.

 

[Billy Bong]

Kees

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

What is it with Kees?
Didnt he leave cause bossman was not as violent as he wanted?

 

[Drama Fan]

This retard hit 100k OFFLINE?

E: Bossman bamboozled me and instead spent the next hour arguing with someone who said he won 6 max wins on Gates, which Boss didn't believe. The litmus test was failed when he wouldn't provide boss with a 100 dollar juicer, and he was totally owned by bossman groveling for a little gamba cash.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

What is it with Kees?
Didnt he leave cause bossman was not as violent as he wanted?

a brave kiwi soldier left a missing poster on Mount Olympus for that man
do you know thats the home of the Gods?
because in this house Kees is a hero
end of story!

 

[Love Is Blue]

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This retard hit 100k OFFLINE
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trapper just flew over my house

a brave kiwi soldier left a missing poster on Mount Olympus for that man
do you know thats the home of the Gods?
because in this house Kees is a hero
end of story!
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Kees was a glorified clipper

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Kees was a glorified clipper

I thought Kees H was the hero of Keno Kasino?

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Kees H last post was during a short period of time when Bossman avoided gambling and instead went back to his roots playing OSRS. This seems to have annoyed Kees quite a lot, as his last post indicates his frustration with Austin not producing enough milk to quench his insatiable content thirst.



So a few things could have happened.

1. Kees literally died from nontent streaming and his hatred towards Fagex
2. Kees decided to gamble since Austin wasn't going to do it and has been on a 4 months gamba binge
3. Kees lost interest, scrambled his password and fucked off into the ether with his wife

We truly will never know since nobody knew him aside from his KF account. Wherever he is, he's having fun, and that's all that matters.

He never left. I understand, he was giving time and money using his own/company servers. Why put that burden of expectation everyday when you can just make a new account and start with nobody expecting anything out of you?

 

[baws man jack]

debt bros

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

HIS THUMB IS BLACK
HES ON THE CRACK
HES SMOKING ROCKS
(Clipping credit to @Hastily00Snuff ) Clip for crackhands:

He also just lost a juicer, and in the aftermath, admitted that he owes "thousands" out to loaners. Its not right man, the shit they do, its not fucking right dood.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Kees was a glorified clipper

You're a fucking faggot and I hope you die in an automobile crash for denigrating @Kees H with the title of "glorified clipper". He worked his ass off to provide low latency ad-free restreams in spite of Kick constantly banning his accounts. He would watch hours and hours of Bossman nontent at 2x speed to provide you fucking wastes of space some worthwhile content.

He spent an astonishing amount of resources creating automated crack cams, transcribing the Twitch streams, archiving another Keno Kasino streamer of interest (ChrisDJ), and more. All this while fostering cats and holding down a day job. The total genocide of anime avatars cannot come soon enough. No exaggeration, fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.

Many people have speculated on his disappearance, some characterizing it as a DFE, I don't personally agree with this. We chatted on the night he went offline for good, and there was no hint that he wouldn't come back. I've tried to reach out to him off site a couple times but never heard back.

If he had to quit due to personal obligations, he would've told us privately but never did. I don't agree that he was simply not interested in continuing, since he did survive the 3 month content drought when Bossman was locked up. Personally I'm worried he's actually no longer with us and it genuinely makes me sad to think he has passed. I really miss him so much you have no fucking idea

 

[Testicular Blister]

I need a "free bossmanjack" t-shirt

 

[False and Misleading]

rat noises

 

[drachenbarde]

I'm very honored to have received a personalized message on my profil from Kees before he died. There is the usual Bossman banter, but we were great friends actually. I will forever cherish it. RIP @Kees H

 

[troonshine]

KEEESSS NOOOOOOOOOOO https://archive.is/2CXPQ