Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bowl of Ramen]

I've seen this enough I feel inclined to respond. We have inquired about this but with me being a public figure it's really not an option.

I don’t want him to take your tire iron and clock you over the skull with it. Granted, it’ll probably take him a few tries to pick it up, but one can never be too sure.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

This isn't what Nick is claiming.

Aaron Imholte, after claiming he had repaired his relationship with Ashley, his ex-wife and mother of his three children, is now claiming that Ashley lied when she said that April had told Ashley that Aaron had headbutted her (April). See the excerpt from the petition posted by @MNPublicRecords:

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To support this claim, Aaron says that when they were served with the petition, his queen April insisted she never told Ashley that. Apparently, April is a trustworthy source when she says that she never told Ashley about specific acts of abuse by Aaron.

Nick was around after they were served with the petition and is saying April never said that.
Nick's denial doesn't really matter. April denying she told Ashley something isn't really credible whether the underlying accusation is true or not, much less Aaron claiming 1.5 years later that April denied that she told Ashley something.

It would literally make her the only person April didn't tell. When queuing at the grocery shop she likely told people

 

[SaltyFanta]

Why doesn’t Aaron just get a restraining order already? I think it’d produce more seething milk from Nick if he did. Imagine putting the cap on a bottle of mentos and Diet Coke.

Considering Nick's whole ODD consent/boundary issues, I think getting a restraining order against him would probably lead to Nick freaking out.

 

[Dee Reynolds]

I've seen this enough I feel inclined to respond. We have inquired about this but with me being a public figure it's really not an option.

What is the new violation document dropped today all about? Any idea how that changes your case or plea deal // sentencing next week yet?

 

[USAroXX]

This little faggot is running off a tattling to the court? Why the heck is the court listening to a guy on probation?

Because they buried the bodycam for him. This is literally crazy asf, hole in brain logic. Commom Sense never to return narc junkie logic HE really believes this.

 

[AltisticRight]

He's not a literal who, he's a supertips superstar. Unlike some people.

Skelly has over 400k subscribers, he does literally have more subscribers than the rest of these nobodies combined.


Originally, it calculated as 1.4 million because I forgot to add decimal places to "Pat Dixon Show" and "Schmuel Buckman", who has 958 and 241 subscribers respectively.
This is the "diddleverse" I guess.
The biggest one on that list is "TheBubbaArmy" with 126k subscribers, yet his streams get below 300 viewership on average. I think he either bought those subscribers or bought the channel.

 

[not william stenchever]

Damn, Aaron must have some sweet holes that Nick is this upset over not being able to be gay with him any longer.

Aaron never spared Nick the rod

 

[Vibralldo]

Because they buried the bodycam for him. This is literally crazy asf, hole in brain logic. Commom Sense never to return narc junkie logic HE really believes this.

Nick has no logic other than just doing whatever gives him a dopamine hit in the moment

The cops are evil and bad when they raid Nick's hoarder house and rescue his kids, but they're good when he can tattle to them about Aaron

Nick doesn't want to retraumatize Kayla but he's more than willing to continue to bring up that Aaron showed Geno her tits by pushing her to file criminal charges and a potential future lawsuit about it

All court proceedings should be public, except Nick's

Benefitting off Internet drama is fine, until it's Nick's drama

Nick values his and his family's privacy, especially the kids, which is why he'll never show the bodycam footage, but he'll suddenly start showing his daughter's face on camera once he's accused of being a bad father and show photos from "the same day as the bodycam footage" (allegedly)

 

[unironicjudiaism]

He'll need

I think he will go on again but it'll be a nothingburger. Despite KF and Diddy casino mocking him, he's maintained that both are funny and he has no problem with it.
Which is pretty bizarre because the STMS snark Reddit made him out to be worse than Adolf Hitler.

He is what meme copium calls him:

The shiniest turd in the polycule bowl. Hes the least worst but he could have stepped in more for.the fucking kids great you opened a can of preservatives to feed them but could convince them to shower or change shit you claim you cleaned you could have tossed in their laundry. They probably had ringworm.

But he did the right thing from the standpoint he got out and preserved his own children and that relationship and never let the polycule poison them.

If he went on any show that trashed him he might pull neck and neck with nick for cuck of the year as he is inviting the repetitive beatings.

 

[chalkyresidue]

The biggest one on that list is "TheBubbaArmy" with 126k subscribers, yet his streams get below 300 viewership on average. I think he either bought those subscribers or bought the channel.

Bubba the Love Sponge had fifteen minutes of national fame a decade ago when he leaked the Hulk Hogan sex tape…. which incidentally showed Hulkamania running wild on Bubba’s own wife. According to Wikipedia, “At the end of the video, Clem can be heard telling Heather, "If we ever need to retire, here is our ticket".”

Cucks from the top to the bottom here.

 

[oh no im late for school]

kurt's got 4k viewers, five guests (six, runkle just appeared) including fucking turtleboy, and attractive women in his chat telling him he's looking good today

meanwhile nick has erectile disfunction

 

[SigmaBalls]

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kurt's got 4k viewers, five guests (six, runkle just appeared) including fucking turtleboy, and attractive women in his chat telling him he's looking good today

meanwhile nick has erectile disfunction

Notice how Kurt isn't keeping that 4k viewers by showing off videos of people he doesn't like, or having a peen counter, or hell, saying ANYTHING AT ALL. He's letting these people talk amongst themselves for the most part, and they're having a ball, laughing and cutting gags. Genuinely entertaining!
Nick will never have this again. Ever. Rejoice in that lol.

 

[Vibralldo]

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kurt's got 4k viewers, five guests (six, runkle just appeared) including fucking turtleboy, and attractive women in his chat telling him he's looking good today

meanwhile nick has erectile disfunction

Nick's probably stopped day streaming because he lost the battle against Kurt and knows he'll likely get less than half, potentially less than a quarter of Kurt's

Absolutely mogged by the hat man

 

[AltisticRight]

The shiniest turd in the polycule bowl. Hes the least worst but he could have stepped in more for.the fucking kids great you opened a can of preservatives to feed them but could convince them to shower or change shit you claim you cleaned you could have tossed in their laundry. They probably had ringworm.

He has those social cues from being an ex-radio host. Not enough to not go after some woman or allegedly abuse his spouse but enough of it to stay out of the Qover.
Which, isn't an accomplishment. The trio were literally three druggies, two whores, and one vegetable. You can put a potato in the room and it'll have more social awareness.

kurt's got 4k viewers, five guests (six, runkle just appeared) including fucking turtleboy, and attractive women in his chat telling him he's looking good today

Good for him. Kurt is a weirdo that's awkward but he's been on a roll lately doing his own thing. Ignoring the seething petulant skeleton faggot was the right decision.
This skeleton would threaten mass flagging if ElissaClips didn't remove his worthless paid LOCALS stream clips yet he's taking paid cooking slop content from Kurt on the daily. How pathetic.
I wish Kurt success. Hopefully he's smart enough to not involve himself with parasocial wine mums.

Bubba the Love Sponge had fifteen minutes of national fame a decade ago when he leaked the Hulk Hogan sex tape…. which incidentally showed Hulkamania running wild on Bubba’s own wife. According to Wikipedia, “At the end of the video, Clem can be heard telling Heather, "If we ever need to retire, here is our ticket".”

Hulk who?
The only Hulk Hogan I know is resident Jack Scalfatty enjoyer Hollywood Hulk Hogan. The other must be fake and gay, just like wrasslin. It's faker and gayer than nip chinkatoons.

 

[not william stenchever]

Absolutely mogged by the hat man

Maybe Nick should start abusing Benadryl next.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick seems to want Aaron to think he reported him to the authorities:



Link / archive (gracias, @Captain Manning)

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

Nick seems to want Aaron to think he reported him to the authorities:

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Link / archive TK

He really is becoming the northern Ralph. "Arrest heem, arrest heem!" while taking every pill or drug that can go into his body without pissing hot.

 

[Captain Manning]

Skelly has over 400k subscribers, he does literally have more subscribers than the rest of these nobodies combined.

Your chart made me laugh. "Who Are These Pedos?" I needed that this morning. Thank you.

Nick seems to want Aaron to think he reported him to the authorities:

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Link / archive TK

Who is to say he didn't?

Or strongarm Kayla into doing it, since she is the nominal "victim" in this case?

I get Aaron has a lot of alogs, but I think the reports they would take the most serious would be local. Meaning Nick. That's where everybody's mind instantly went, and for good reason.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Who is to say he didn't?

I wasn’t suggesting it was unlikely. But I think it’s more noteworthy that Nick wants Aaron to think it was him. Because Nick is a faggot.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

A pony car is an economical compact coupe with rear wheel drive four seaters. These are mustangs, Camaros, and challengers.

To expand on this a bit, modern “pony” cars are really just muscle cars. Modern, tasteless, consumerist American sensibilities (fits Nick to a tee) demand that cars be bigger, louder, more noticeable, more expensive and the thought of buying a normal looking car with a huge engine is now ridiculous.

Look at a late 80’s Fox-platform Mustang. It just looks like a normal car from the day. The 1994 redesign was intentionally sporty and a break from the norm, and the 2005 redesign is basically the modern day “LOOK AT ME AND HOW HUGE MY DICK MUST BE” version Nick owns. I can’t really think of a car that screams nouveau rich more than the GT500 Rustang.