Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

He’s back to night streaming so he can cope that the low numbers are because he streams late. He’ll soon let his show be derailed for $1 donos.

They should make him put on a little suit and a hat to dance around like a monkey.

Dance, Balldo, Dance!

 

[Null]

Karen Reed is innocent of everything except DWI. Is this bad or good for balldo stocks?

 

[Melty Butter]

Which I assume it isn't public yet what Aaron did that cause a violation with Kayla right?

I just looked through MCRO with the case number: 73-CR-24-6910. I don't see Nick/Kayla's complaint.

I do know that Aaron mistakenly played a few minutes of our own @Sharpeteer's funny edit of the battle between Nick and the farmers here. It included some images of Kayla. He quickly turned it off. Nick noticed and tweeted about it, IIRC.

Aaron's also discussed broadly the polycule since the TRO, which I suppose, legally speaking, could infer Kayla but otherwise he's been pretty careful.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Karen Reed is innocent of everything except DWI. Is this bad or good for balldo stocks?

He went on a bitch fit rant recently about how the justice system is corrupt, making allegory to his own criminal case. Passionately yelling at the audience, wearing a stupid suit with an American flag.

In reality, she was found not guilty anything meaningful. Nick's bitching meant nothing because the innocence was correctly found.

But to answer your question. Balldo stocks are nonexistent, because he didn't even bother to watch this trial half the time. His viewership tanked by over half last month because he kept either making sex jokes, mocking Uncivil Law or literally falling asleep on camera.

 

[Dropa5pack]

Nick only likes trials that are funny and weird like when a women is raped and dismembered.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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Solid-steel evidence that the entire Karen Read trial streaming was to satisfy his parole officer.
He did not not give a single fuck about the trial, he struggled to even stay awake during testimony.
I hope every donator sees this and realises they are pissing away every cent.

"More important shit going on"—i.e., sending a flood of texts and calls to Stearns County officials about every Aaron Imholte action that can be even mildly twisted or perceived as violating his release conditions, all as part of his ever-personal war against Aaron.

I remember a great post @Friend of Dorothy Parker made about Rekieta not being a competent (hu)man due to his inability to own his mistakes. But another clear sign of his incompetence as a (hu)man is his immaturity when it comes to picking battles.

A wise (hu)man doesn't jump into every fight they can—they choose the ones worth their time, energy, or chances of success. Rekieta, however, insists on waging war against anyone who so much as bruises his narc sense of self. That’s why he’s obsessively going after Imholte in every way imaginable, while also threatening to sue him, sue the government, sue Hardin and/or Josh.

And all of this while his plate is already full with a civil lawsuit against Montagraph, the terms of his criminal probation and the uphill battle of getting his life back on track. Even a competent and emotionally regulated (hu)man would struggle to manage that many battles. One can only hope he follows through with all of it—because watching him try to juggle those flaming swords would be a spectacle worth every bag of popcorn.

Rekieta isn't a competent (hu)man—and he's barely a man.

 

[Clem Fandango]

He's drunk right?

This morning I cycled to work down the canal tow-path, and I shit you not there was a guy there at 8am already on his second can of Stella Artois, fishing.

That guy is probably a more productive member of society than Nick Rekieta, since Nick slept in until about 3pm, while my guy was up at 8am getting drunk, and there's every chance he actually caught a fish, while Nick accomplished NOTHING today.

 

[Vibralldo]

Karen Reed is innocent of everything except DWI. Is this bad or good for balldo stocks?

Neutral, Nick doesn't care and was only streaming it to pretend like he had a job for probation. He spent a good chunk of the trial either not streaming or making fun of Kurt's cooking videos

He was also ranting about how the court was maligning Karen Read the same way they "maligned" him

Kurt, on the other hand, found great success by ignoring the drama and actually streaming the trial. He managed to pull in 4-6k viewers at his peak (totally eclipsing Nick) and scoring big lawtubers and people involved with the case as guests.

 

[dustnight]

Balldoman Balldoman
Fires up a stream
When he finds his nitrous can.

Balldoman Balldoman
Sniffs up coke with Toes cumrag
Spins a lie, when he can
Copes and seethes, all the time
Look out!
Here comes the Balldoman ​

 

[200MB]

So does he find a new trial to stream or does he start covering Kurt and Aaron's genitals fulltime?

 

[Beavis]

So does he find a new trial to stream or does he start covering Kurt and Aaron's genitals fulltime?

I wouldn’t be shocked if he quits day streaming and sticks to night time whinefests to the remaining 500 balldo washers and hate watchers.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Karen Reed is innocent of everything except DWI. Is this bad or good for balldo stocks?

Balldo Inc escaped bongland to become an American corporation, but it's probably fucked regardless of Karen Read skating. Who the hell wants to strap one of those to your balls?

As for Balldoman, LLC- Nick's LLC and Media LLC are both defunct. The trial being over means Nick has a choice- will he continue down the path of Jim Sterling, where every few streams is another thousand subscribers lost? Will he continue to LARP trial streams while....

So does he find a new trial to stream or does he start covering Kurt and Aaron's genitals fulltime?

I bet he goes back to night streams, then irregular night streams, then coke streams.

 

[thebigdream]

Neutral, Nick doesn't care and was only streaming it to pretend like he had a job for probation. He spent a good chunk of the trial either not streaming or making fun of Kurt's cooking videos

He was also ranting about how the court was maligning Karen Read the same way they "maligned" him

Kurt, on the other hand, found great success by ignoring the drama and actually streaming the trial. He managed to pull in 4-6k viewers at his peak (totally eclipsing Nick) and scoring big lawtubers and people involved with the case as guests.

What interests me is how Nick's numbers show he has the potential to rebound if he just provides some half-useful fucking commentary. 1000-2000 is still healthy viewership and a springboard for growth. All the ingredients are there to reclaim his former life, if only he could resist the retard voice in his head that whispers to him about watching another Kurt cooking video from 2 years ago. But he just can't do it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So does he find a new trial to stream or does he start covering Kurt and Aaron's genitals fulltime?

What do you mean “start”? He’s been working OT on their units for weeks (and in Aaron’s case, over a year).

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

So does he find a new trial to stream or does he start covering Kurt and Aaron's genitals fulltime?

Waiting for Nick's show to just be restreams of the two with hard hitting commentary.

 

[CoomerTine]

Aaron violating is hilarious but Nick won’t go without a one either in the next five years

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Nick dedicating his show to seething about Kurt, saying he's fat and accusing him of being a pedophile instead of covering the trial he claimed he would cover has backfired and alienated a big chunk of his tiny remaining audience.

Meanwhile Kurt is being rewarded for ignoring the drama and actually covering the trial.

It's beautiful.

Legally, you can trust Kurt around kids than rekieta.

 

[Maude Snew]

Karen Reed is innocent of everything except DWI. Is this bad or good for balldo stocks?

Pff, he's not even a law channel, incel prude, he's a very exclusive Kurt's cooking review channel, anybody can do law, nobody else can review pizza casserole, nor talk about Kurt's dick like that time Ralph kept bringing up yours, only Ralph eventually got that just made him sound super gay, which somehow Nick can't grasp. Rumor has it he'll change the name of his channel to Nick's dicks, something he is very qualified to review.

 

[Ah ha']

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That is way offbeat man.

Balldo man, Balldo man
Streams whenever he can
Spins a tale, always lies
Dont believe it? Then he cries

Hey now, there cries the Balldoman!

Is he strong? No he aint!
Just the sight of blood, makes him faint
Threatens lawsuits everyday
Turn of the screen, walk away

Hey now there goes the Balldoman!

Streaming late at night
Only to avoid doing time
Like a line of coke
Its gone in no time!

Balldoman balldoman
Unfriendly faggot balldoman
Wealth and fame, public trust
His reputation is now lost

Hey there whenever theres a whippit
You can bet he’s gonna sniff it
There snorts the balldoman!!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

So does he find a new trial to stream or does he start covering Kurt and Aaron's genitals fulltime?

I guess he can go back to talking about Trump and guns? Supreme court just did a bunch of rulings including the tranny one so he can say something about that. I guess he could cover some older trial and talk about why it ended up the way it ended up.

It's hard to think of a good high profile trial right now, but to be fair neither Nick or I are lawyers.