In another timeline, the Israel-Iran conflict is being negotiated by the joint Presidency/Trans polycule of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris, who invite Netanyahu and the Ayatollah to a local library drag show (as well as into the polycule). The two leaders are so moved by this display of rebellion against the patriarchy that they tearfully embrace each other, and diagnose themselves and their entire countries with gender dysphoria and autism, creating a new pan-middle eastern super state founded upon Jewish and Sharia legalism and backed by our brave and highly gender-diverse Americxn Army.
This is the timeline you could have had, Kiwis. But you were too scared of electing a strong neo-penis having individual who presents as a woman in 2015. It's not too late though, remember to vote D in the upcoming midterms and donate to the Walz/RuPaul 2028 campaign.