2025 Israel vs Iran War

autistic dog said:
My favorite aspect of the nothing happening is that thousands of Iranians have likely been killed but no one gives any kind of shit about them so it still counts as nothing. I'd argue Israel can kill as much as 90% of them before anyone even begins to consider discussing if that counts as something.

All this worry over the last 50 years over nothing!
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Tbh it would be more of a happening if sand people aren’t being blown up by other sand people.
 
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karz said:
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Man, I thought they were going to say something we didn't already know regarding the Ayatollah with that "ALERT" at the beginning.

Since the guy's still a politician under all the religious veneer, the "we will never surrender" doesn't rule out concessions, agreements, ceasefires, peace treaties, etcetera — so long as the word "surrender" isn't used anywhere, he can still consneed. Probably to America and not Israel though, but I'm not sure if that requires America to drop a few bombs or so first. Still, I had no idea that they know exactly where he's at. Don't they have some IDF/Mossad hiding in the region? Do some Metal Gear Solid shit, be cool.
 
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If regime change does end up happening how long until they balkanize?
Who will break away first, Azerbaijan or Balochistan?
 
Catch The Rainbow said:
Your community highlight is wrong. Fudrow is a fuel enrichment facility, not a storage facility
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did fix it though
 
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whatchamacallit said:
Right, what's Israel and Iran's respective strategies?

From what I can see, Israel wants to blow up enough of the Iranian government that it just collapses, while Iran's goal is to just kill as many Jews as possible
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Israel seems to care less about toppling the gov and more about setting back their nuke program again, with hopes that America will step in with the big toys and hammer the nail into the coffin.
Considering they've really only gone after military leadership rather than internal/civilian leadership seems to imply any "do iranians, overthrow your gov!" propaganda is just to keep the Iranian gov busy while Israel continues to dismantle their military & nuclear program.
I suspect if the US doesn't get involved we will see Israeli strikes on the infrastructure supporting Fordow. Even if they can't penetrate the centrifuges, they can crumble the entrances and fuck up the roads and accessory infrastructure to access and supply it.

Iran's strategy seems to be trying to keep up the internal appearance of winning while trying to wait out the Israeli airstrikes and use threats of proxy attacks and damage to global trade to disincentivize the US from getting involved.
:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic: They may potentially hypothetically allegedly be trying to probe Israeli missile defense and figure out what works and what doesn't until they can launch a well-coordinate strike against *something* of value, be it the center of air operations or IDF command*

*this is retarded for several reasons I don't feel like explain right now, though
 
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karz said:
It remains to be seen if the United States' bunker busters can get that deep into granite rock; but hey, it may or may not turn into Iraq 2.0 with a slim chance of all the same gay lame excuses from Bush Jr. and Rumsfeld in 2003.
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Most Americans won't care if the US is only sending in planes and drones, which is what most US warfare looks like now. So I'm on team Nothing Ever Happens if Something = boots on the ground or nuclear war.

I think there is a more fun list showing the US in conflict every year for the last century but this will do: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States_in_the_21st_century
 
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MetalGear-Guardian said:
Ayatollah Desevers it, Hes the one That put the Fatwa on Larry David. Such a jerk for doing that,
to the poor old fella
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Are you serious? Larry David probably use his Israeli contacts to arrange the hit.

No one screws with Chicken Head. Everyone in Hollywood knows that. He's like Harvey Weinstein.
 
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